Guest Fatty Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Don't you just hate it when people turn up in the office for an arranged meeting and expect to be seen, CUNTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 We have three suited blokes in the meeting room, I can smell the desperation of a sales cunt from here. Bubbles where are you right this second you bonus, commission based tart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Yes, twatty, it must be awful having to sit in a dreary office all day with one tiny window that's been painted shut whilst fabricating stories of wealth and a life fantastic. I think I speak on behalf of CC, and Eddie, when I say, kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: We have three suited blokes in the meeting room, I can smell the desperation of a sales cunt from here. Bubbles where are you right this second you bonus, commission based tart. Enjoying the life, ed. As we speak, I am en route to the Audi dealership to discuss a Q7. Have you driven one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: Enjoying the life, ed. As we speak, I am en route to the Audi dealership to discuss a Q7. Have you driven one? Yes, they're shite you cheapskate Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Fatty said: Yes, they're shite you cheapskate Cunt and driven by ethnics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: and driven by ethnics And Welsh Bumders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Just now, Fatty said: And Welsh Bumders And massive Welsh cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Fatty said: Yes, they're shite you cheapskate Cunt But as the saying goes, a car owned is much sweeter than a car leased. I think it's cute that Eddie bothers with you, fats. I wouldn't have given my part-time receptionist the time of day in my former life. Look after him, he's a good boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Enjoying the life, ed. As we speak, I am en route to the Audi dealership to discuss a Q7. Have you driven one? Just because you're valeting it, it doesn't mean they'll let you drive it you delusional cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Just because you're valeting it, it doesn't mean they'll let you drive it you delusional cunt. Shit, really? Bastards. Anyway, I've been reliably informed by Fatty Clarkson and Eddie 'hamster' Hammond that I shouldn't bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bubba C said: But as the saying goes, a car owned is much sweeter than a car leased. I think it's cute that Eddie bothers with you, fats. I wouldn't have given my part-time receptionist the time of day in my former life. Look after him, he's a good boss. It's a care in the community work based scheme, I help where I can. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: It's a care in the community work based scheme, I help where I can. You're a benevolent cunt, ed. The best thing you could do for the community would be to simply lock the gargantuan idiot in the office for the weekend and hope he eats himself to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You're a benevolent cunt, ed. The best thing you could do for the community would be to simply lock the gargantuan idiot in the office for the weekend and hope he eats himself to death. That's not very nice taffy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: It's a care in the community work based scheme, I help where I can. What does this word lease mean???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You're a benevolent cunt, ed. The best thing you could do for the community would be to simply lock the gargantuan idiot in the office for the weekend and hope he eats himself to death. He is a real benefit to the company, especially in the summer months, the flies love him and so don't bother the rest of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bubba C said: You're a benevolent cunt, ed. The best thing you could do for the community would be to simply lock the gargantuan idiot in the office for the weekend and hope he eats himself to death. Fuck that, do you realise how much it would cost to buff teeth marks out of several Peltogyne desks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Fuck that, do you realise how much it would cost to buff teeth marks out of several Peltogyne desks! I would imagine the IKEA laminate would be cheap enough to replace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Q7s are for cunts, so go on, treat yourself... what colour do you want? Or really splash out if it's your birthday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Fatty, what kind of meetings do you have, seeing as you run a burger van by the M40? Do you call the little circle of plastic chairs next to the generator Boardroom 1? What is discussed at the meetings? The wholesale price of Walls sausages and string vests? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Fatty said: Don't you just hate it when people turn up in the office for an arranged meeting and expect to be seen, CUNTS What in the actual fuck does this bollocks even mean? You've achieved the near-impossible here, Fats, you've made "Yacht" look good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 14 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Fatty, what kind of meetings do you have, seeing as you run a burger van by the M40? Do you call the little circle of plastic chairs next to the generator Boardroom 1? What is discussed at the meetings? The wholesale price of Walls sausages and string vests? Finance, something you clearly know nothing about, deciding on what properties to invest in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: What in the actual fuck does this bollocks even mean? You've achieved the near-impossible here, Fats, you've made "Yacht" look good. Fuck off baws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 52 minutes ago, Fatty said: That's not very nice taffy Do you realise taffy is an anagram of fatty........? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: Do you realise taffy is an anagram of fatty........? You silly think cunt, try again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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