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Borrow Spunkers' spare colostomy bag. Unfortunately his hoop passed its elastic limit many, many fistings ago. Now the microchips, White Lightening and jizz just pours from his brown eye like a Niagara sewer in the rainy season. Hence his need for an XXXXL shit bag. And I'm not talking Roman numerals.

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Guest Bill Stickers
29 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Dunno 

It's a life problem. ..who amongst us hasn't gone in somewhere with the intention of purchasing one item but have been cajoled by cunning marketing men no doubt into a string of rash need now items?...search your heart's fellow cuntfaces 

 

Panzerknacker 

Why do you sign off all of your posts? If my input was this bad I'd do my best to disown it immediately. Just a though,

Stickers 

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Guest Bill Stickers
2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Force of habit bill baby

Panzerknacker

Do you have any other habits? I'm hoping for crack, heroin, 200 malboro reds a day, BASE jumping and unprotected anal sex when travelling abroad in Africa. 

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Guest Manky
2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

This is quite a funny site though.  Some of the comments are very well put together and humorous 

 

Panzerknacker 

Is it Panzerknacker as in Tank destroyer or Panzerknacker as in one armoured bollock? Either way, I think you sound like a cunt. Yet more flotsam and jetsam from  mumsnet.

Stickers

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Guest nobgobbler
1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

Oh, I don't know. a bit of fucking politeness wouldn't go amiss around here sometimes.

Love, Baws.

You never send me your love, you cunt.

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Guest Manky
2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Drive a grey one hence the name im also a terrible robber and obtainer of things that don't belong to me

 

Panzerknacker 

I don't know how to put this gently, but what the fuck are you waffling on about?  Drive a grey what? What the fuck is the relevance of the rest of that shit to your username?

I am called Manky because I am a real MAN and KY is Klingon for 'he who conquers universes, leaves women dripping like fucked fridges and eats pies washed down by good beer'

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18 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

You never send me your love, you cunt.

You have to be a lot more careful what you put in the post since the cost of DNA testing started to come down. Social media's the way forward now.

You say Snapchat, I say speed wank.

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Guest Manky
2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Gwey mankey baby I'd say your not allowed to lite a ciggy in your house

Panzerknacker 

I do what I want, where I want, when I want and if I want.

Just have to run things past Mrs Manky first.

Not scared, just considerate.

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Guest DingTheRioja
1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said:

Dunno 

It's a life problem. ..who amongst us hasn't gone in somewhere with the intention of purchasing one item but have been cajoled by cunning marketing men no doubt into a string of rash need now items?...search your heart's fellow cuntfaces 

 

Panzerknacker 

You'd have to fucking find it first...

43 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

You never send me your love, you cunt.

You need to send those photos you promised first, that's how tributes work...

9 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Consideration is a trait sorely lackin in this world Mrs mankey is a lucky woman

 

Panzerknacker 

Now I know you're talking bollocks.

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Guest nobgobbler
5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

You'd have to fucking find it first...

You need to send those photos you promised first, that's how tributes work...

Now I know you're talking bollocks.

Can you smell lamb?

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Guest nobgobbler
7 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

Spit roasted, with mint sauce, new potatos and peas...

I don't have a problem with that. Profiding (yes, profiding) it doesn't have a black and white avatar and say soooooo all the time. 

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10 hours ago, Manky said:

I don't know how to put this gently, but what the fuck are you waffling on about?  Drive a grey what? What the fuck is the relevance of the rest of that shit to your username?

I am called Manky because I am a real MAN and KY is Klingon for 'he who conquers universes, leaves women dripping like fucked fridges and eats pies washed down by good beer'

Manky means 'he who wanks too much' in Romulan. 

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Guest Manky
6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Manky means 'he who wanks too much' in Romulan. 

Fuck off Pikey. What do women know? Sometimes, as I sit here with my tinfoil hat on I despair. 

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Guest Alfie Noakes
9 minutes ago, Manky said:

Fuck off Pikey. What do women know? Sometimes, as I sit here with my tinfoil hat on I despair. 

Have you got a coathanger aerial to monitor their thoughts?

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Guest Manky
1 hour ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said:

Have you got a coathanger aerial to monitor their thoughts?

Shhh.    I tried it. She's female. (allegedly). Came back blank.

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Guest Snatch
On 24/07/2016 at 3:17 PM, Bill Stickers said:

Why do you sign off all of your posts? If my input was this bad I'd do my best to disown it immediately. Just a though,

Stickers 

 

On 24/07/2016 at 3:18 PM, Panzerknacker said:

Force of habit bill baby

Panzerknacker

 

14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Why do you keep putting your name at the bottom of each post? We know who the fuck you are.

 

Camberwell gypsy

Stcikers and Gypo have a good point knackers. Stop it immediately you cunt.

 

Cunt.

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