Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 No matter what I buy me bag is never big enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Then take two out with you. Surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 41 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: No matter what I buy me bag is never big enough Stick one over your head and suffocate yourself. lol. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Stick one over your head and suffocate yourself. lol. Iron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Pen's a bag lady! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 This is also the title of a friday night challenge in Chicagos Prince of W(h)ales Road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Buy less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Pen's a bag lady! She can't be, they use aldi trolleys these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: Then take two out with you. Surely? Don't call her Surely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: No matter what I buy me bag is never big enough Me bag.......... for fucks sake did you have an education? Who gives a shit about your fucking bag anyway? Shit nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Could get a bag made of foreskins. .give it a rub and it'll get bigger Probably Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Could get a bag made of foreskins. .give it a rub and it'll get bigger Probably Panzerknacker It's a good job you signed off with your username, otherwise no one would have had a clue who posted this absolute gem. Thanks for stating the obvious. You stupid fucking cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Your very welcome old beancunt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's a good job you signed off with your username, otherwise no one would have had a clue who posted this absolute gem. Thanks for stating the obvious. You stupid fucking cunt. Oh, I don't know. a bit of fucking politeness wouldn't go amiss around here sometimes. Love, Baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Ya know that's what I was thinkin myself Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Ya know that's what I was thinkin myself For the avoidance of doubt, "thinkin" involves chemically-triggered electric potential shifts across the gaps between neural synapses. Sadly, you need more than one neuron for this to actually take place. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Although I too feel your pain and frustration lady penelope when I'm doing the shop in one of the many vatterland discount stores i find myself purchasing additional bags that I don't need that invariably end up jammed down the side of the washing machine Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 I'm sorry but this by far and away the worst, most tedious, inoffensive and pointless nomination to ever grace these hallowed halls. If you don't have that most basic mental aptitude to select an appropriately sized bag before undertaking a bag-requiring task, it is you who is the cunt, nobody else. Not only are you a cunt, you are a crust-cutting, mouth-breathing, door-blocking, radio 1 listening, impulse buying, Wonga loan customer cunt at that. Fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Dunno It's a life problem. ..who amongst us hasn't gone in somewhere with the intention of purchasing one item but have been cajoled by cunning marketing men no doubt into a string of rash need now items?...search your heart's fellow cuntfaces Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 On 24 July 2016 at 1:47 PM, Panzerknacker said: Dunno It's a life problem. ..who amongst us hasn't gone in somewhere with the intention of purchasing one item but have been cajoled by cunning marketing men no doubt into a string of rash need now items?...search your heart's fellow cuntfaces Panzerknacker Me, as I'm not a complete fucking idiot, fuck off. Warmest Bubba C'Unt Esq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Then you bubba my Good fellow must be one of those cunts that stagger across car park with items tucked into undergarments and falling from your frame like a bits from a plunging airliner Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 30 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Although I too feel your pain and frustration lady penelope when I'm doing the shop in one of the many vatterland discount stores i find myself purchasing additional bags that I don't need that invariably end up jammed down the side of the washing machine Panzerknacker Konen sie nicht der doodlesacpfeifer Horen? Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Da.. baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Da.. baby Panzerknacker Well what the fuck does it mean? Some Kraut says it in 'The Longest Day' when a hand grenade bounces off his head. I don't speak foreign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 (edited) Hey theres a hot topic sticker on this thread now Panzerknacker Edited July 24, 2016 by Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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