applescruff14 Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 20 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: You to be unemployed in jan? Possibly, Less than 24 hours before the Ashes now. There's something about this series that has me on edge but at least this time I am expecting it finish 5-0 as the previous two times it wasn't meant to happen. If Australia bat first the first day will probably finish 318/1 and if England bat probably 233/7 at best. A cuntfest no doubt. They are giving it large in the press but that's to be expected, they talk utter shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 On 14/11/2017 at 1:02 AM, Fender777 said: Forever the optimist Apple, don't ever change. Modest start at 59/1. Good we have batted first but not usually rain halts play in Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 On 15/11/2017 at 4:59 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: I have plenty of ashes for you now that I'm firing the woodburner up for the winter, and you don't have to bore yourself to death watching a bunch of poofs hitting a ball around with a stick for days on end. You're welcome. Hopefully it will stop raining in Brisbane, Aussies out on the field with all the other drips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 On 14/11/2017 at 1:02 AM, Fender777 said: Forever the optimist Apple, don't ever change. This isn't too good, Root got Vince run out and failed himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 196/4 at stumps. Australia edge it I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 49 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: 196/4 at stumps. Australia edge it I think. Bollocks they do - it's even Stevens and in the context of the overall series (get away from the Gabba with a draw and then do them under the lights in Adelaide), confidence to fringe players like Stoneman, Vince and Malan and putting the more mouthy convicts back in their boxes, it's a minor plus for England Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Bollocks they do - it's even Stevens and in the context of the overall series (get away from the Gabba with a draw and then do them under the lights in Adelaide), confidence to fringe players like Stoneman, Vince and Malan and putting the more mouthy convicts back in their boxes, it's a minor plus for England Agree. They haven't surrendered on day 1, far from it. All the Aussies have done is talk up their chances before this series. England will let their cricket do their talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 1 hour ago, The Beast said: Agree. They haven't surrendered on day 1, far from it. All the Aussies have done is talk up their chances before this series. England will let their cricket do their talking. Who's the cunt trying to grow a moustache, who's yelling at the batsman everytime he bowls a ball at them? A right mouthy thickhead (am I allowed to say that Roops?) and no mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who's the cunt trying to grow a moustache, who's yelling at the batsman everytime he bowls a ball at them? A right mouthy thickhead (am I allowed to say that Roops?) and no mistake Cummins (no word of a lie!) The latest one in a lineage of green- hatted Ocker gobshites stretching back to Greg Chapple, who think a cumcatcher moustache makes them look like a bedrock of masculinity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 18 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Cummins (no word of a lie!) The latest one in a lineage of green- hatted Ocker gobshites stretching back to Greg Chapple, who think a cumcatcher moustache makes them look like a bedrock of masculinity. Glenn McGrath was bowling to West Indian batsman Sarwan. McGrath was getting pissed off because he was having no luck. So he says to Sarwan "what does Brian Lara's cock taste like" Quick as a flash Sarwan answers, "Dunno man, why don't you ask your wife"? McGrath went fucking apeshit "I'll rip your fucking throat out....". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 42 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Glenn McGrath was bowling to West Indian batsman Sarwan. McGrath was getting pissed off because he was having no luck. So he says to Sarwan "what does Brian Lara's cock taste like" Quick as a flash Sarwan answers, "Dunno man, why don't you ask your wife"? McGrath went fucking apeshit "I'll rip your fucking throat out....". Plenty of those involving McGrath. He was bowling to Zimbabwe number 11 Eddo Brandes – who was just missing each ball. McGrath, frustrated, went to him and inquired: “Why are you so fat? Brandes replied, “Because every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 45 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Plenty of those involving McGrath. He was bowling to Zimbabwe number 11 Eddo Brandes – who was just missing each ball. McGrath, frustrated, went to him and inquired: “Why are you so fat? Brandes replied, “Because every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit.” She's dead now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She's dead now Malnutrition apparently. Not enough biscuits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 16 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Bollocks they do - it's even Stevens and in the context of the overall series (get away from the Gabba with a draw and then do them under the lights in Adelaide), confidence to fringe players like Stoneman, Vince and Malan and putting the more mouthy convicts back in their boxes, it's a minor plus for England We will lose this, we are having a crap morning, lost 4 wickets for 74 runs and now into the tail. 5-0 as I said. They are running rings round us and making us look like a village team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 8 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Plenty of those involving McGrath. He was bowling to Zimbabwe number 11 Eddo Brandes – who was just missing each ball. McGrath, frustrated, went to him and inquired: “Why are you so fat? Brandes replied, “Because every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit.” That McGrath is a prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 A few fours from Jake Ball but fine until he's out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 12 hours ago, The Beast said: Agree. They haven't surrendered on day 1, far from it. All the Aussies have done is talk up their chances before this series. England will let their cricket do their talking. 283/8, on a batsmans paradise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Australia will score over 400 and Smith will get 150+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 301/9, looks more respectable. They will go past that easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 302 all out, very abysmal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 We are making steady progress but these two at the crease are capable of anything. I wont be going to work in my pants one day in January that's for sure, All I want for Christmas is England to win the Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She's dead now English woman, what she was doing with a twerp like that I fail to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 This is when we need Ben Stokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Glenn McGrath was bowling to West Indian batsman Sarwan. McGrath was getting pissed off because he was having no luck. So he says to Sarwan "what does Brian Lara's cock taste like" Quick as a flash Sarwan answers, "Dunno man, why don't you ask your wife"? McGrath went fucking apeshit "I'll rip your fucking throat out....". It's good to see that McGrath getting some crap, horrible horrible man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 24, 2017 Report Share Posted November 24, 2017 Fucking hell Apple! You been mixing anabolic steroids with the anti-depressants? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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