Witheredscrote Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 10 hours ago, scotty said: Sadly not, scrotes. However, I've had a fair bit of illness this year so I'm planning to play the sympathy card. Sorry you have been ill mate, I didn't know that. I have known for a long time that you are sick, but that is obvious to anybody reading your jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Brexit is to blame. No Ashes and a rugby series thrashing to England doesn't help... Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 3 hours ago, southerncunt said: YOU eat shit, stick one of your black dildos down your throat untill you chunder, eat it again,then fuck RIGHT off, and never ever come back. We don't want any trade deals with you criminal class Australian tossers either. Your wine is shit and everything else has been tainted by criminal hand. You whingeing, bludging, convict cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 18 hours ago, Bubba C said: What the fuck is 'newsbeat', Scotty? I've just deleted my search history to erase that, and er, nothing else at all The only good to come of this, is that one of the commenters, Rosie Procter, whilst being as thick as fuck, looks a right fucking filthy sausage wallet. Now now, at least she came up with something to keep Scotty happy with his astrology hobby... 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Brexit is to blame. No, that rich cunt Lord Sainsbury wanting to be an ever richer cunter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 19 hours ago, Snatch said: "Gavin and Jon are unhappy that their favourite lunch is now not available in exactly the same format." Well Gavin and Jon,you'd better kill yourselves as your lives won't be the same again. What a pair of fucking total wankers they must be. As are the others in rhe article. Cunts. The AIDS ravaged bastard who used to make Gavin and Jon's lunch was taken into custody for failing to disclose his condition and giving the two poofs a special ingredient. Learn to cook, ffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 On 07/09/2016 at 9:30 AM, southerncunt said: YOU eat shit, stick one of your black dildos down your throat untill you chunder, eat it again,then fuck RIGHT off, and never ever come back. No ashes eh ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: No ashes eh ? The only Ashes I would be interested in seeing are your own, after a fiery drink driving Range Rover crash. Cunt of the highest order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 Just now, southerncunt said: The only Ashes I would be interested in seeing are your own, after a fiery drink driving Range Rover crash. Cunt of the highest order. You did crap in the Olympics as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 On 09/10/2016 at 10:11 AM, Punkape said: You did crap in the Olympics as well. How did you do? Gold in the Syncronised Sucking, Silver in the Long Suck, and world records in the 100m(en) hurdling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 38 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: How did you do? Gold in the Syncronised Sucking, Silver in the Long Suck, and world records in the 100m(en) hurdling? I hear you got bronze in the wheelchair sprint for the Disabled Toilet. twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 What do you call punkape in a swimming pool? Vegetable soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 On 09/10/2016 at 10:09 AM, southerncunt said: The only Ashes I would be interested in seeing are your own, after a fiery drink driving Range Rover crash. Cunt of the highest order. Punkies Range Rover is actually a hardboard replica mounted on top of a Fiat 126 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Punkies Range Rover is actually a hardboard replica mounted on top of a Fiat 126 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 I have heard that he only says he has a Range Rover to divert attention away from the fact he is Cheshires King of the Doggers and he actually drives the dogging connoisseurs vehicle of choice, the AMC Pacer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 On 11/10/2016 at 8:29 PM, Drew P Pissflaps said: I have heard that he only says he has a Range Rover to divert attention away from the fact he is Cheshires King of the Doggers and he actually drives the dogging connoisseurs vehicle of choice, the AMC Pacer. I have a feeling I know what the Pacer looks like, and I'm not googling the cunt cos it's fucking awful isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 15 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I have a feeling I know what the Pacer looks like, and I'm not googling the cunt cos it's fucking awful isn't it? Think an even boxier, uglier Yugo, with the floor pan rusted out and only the original carpet flooring, encrusted with decades of semen spilling waterproofing it. He cannot be mistaken as he drives it down the road and it's a sight you don't want to see twice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: I have a feeling I know what the Pacer looks like, and I'm not googling the cunt cos it's fucking awful isn't it? It is a fucking awful 'mericunt design with fucking massive windows. It looks like an aquarium on wheels hence, ideal for dogging - I imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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