Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 The only good bit of Manchester was that bit at Woodford where they made all those cool bombers. The Mancunians have, obviously, rejected this single source of merit and turned it into more shitbox housing for their resident 'scally' population. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 Woodford isn't Manchester. It is Stockport. El thicko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 Who gives a fuck. Are you arrogant enough to think anybody outwith that fucking horrible area actually cares about the geographical minutiae? The whole fucking thing can slide into the sea for all I care. It is next to the sea right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 9 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Who gives a fuck. Are you arrogant enough to think anybody outwith that fucking horrible area actually cares about the geographical minutiae? The whole fucking thing can slide into the sea for all I care. It is next to the sea right? You are obviously some kind of half-witted idiot. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 The best way to experience Manchester without actually having to go there is to.... stand under a cold shower fully clothed in the dark whilst listening to a Oasis album with a lump of coal smoldering in the corner of the room. Fucking grim and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 I am not going to defend the city. I have no need to. Its record speaks for itself. I have travelled and lived in other places but will never leave for good. Fuck the lot of you. It might be a shit place but its my shit place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 43 minutes ago, Manky said: I am not going to defend the city. I have no need to. Its record speaks for itself. I have travelled and lived in other places but will never leave for good. Fuck the lot of you. It might be a shit place but its my shit place. Where could you go and find somewhere as fabulous as Canal Street? Nobody wants you, you aging, raging queen. Happy sabbath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: Where could you go and find somewhere as fabulous as Canal Street? Nobody wants you, you aging, raging queen. Happy sabbath. Get fucked. That festering den of iniquity needs wiping out. Spunkape is the Corners resident expert. In his case expert can be seen to stand for ex (has-been) and spurt (something that dribbles down your leg when you look at your Melody Maker front page picture of Justin Bieber) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 It seems a bit rich for some fucking twat from Wales to criticise anywhere else in the world apart from maybe Mogadishu or Aleppo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 24 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: It seems a bit rich for some fucking twat from Wales to criticise anywhere else in the world apart from maybe Mogadishu or Aleppo. There's not much substance to your work, is there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: There's not much substance to your work, is there? But he is absolutely correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Manchester is a post-industrial, grey and miserable shit hole, full of swaggering track suit wearing heroin addicts and malnourished children with rickets. However, if you can avoid getting stabbed/mugged/bummed, it is an absolutely fucking cracking night out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 I could be going senile, but I once heard Manchester described as the cancerous colon polyp of England. Or was that hull? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: Manchester is a post-industrial, grey and miserable shit hole, full of swaggering track suit wearing heroin addicts and malnourished children with rickets. However, if you can avoid getting stabbed/mugged/bummed, it is an absolutely fucking cracking night out. All true. The last night out there involved me being rudely awoken at about 6am by some taxi driving cunt banging loudly on the door of the house I was in. It seems both he, and the bird whose bed I was occupying, didn't find me stealing his Hackney licence as humorous as I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I could be going senile, but I once heard Manchester described as the cancerous colon polyp of England. Or was that hull? All these malodorous, northern shitholes blend into a singular and monstrous lowryesque vision of Hell to me, it's almost impossible to tell them apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 You can certainly see what they do to one's memory! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: There's not much substance to your work, is there? To be fair bubbles, it made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 29 minutes ago, scotty said: To be fair bubbles, it made me laugh. Don't encourage him, Scotty. Have you seen his "cheap shoes" nom? Makes punky's usual drivel almost palatable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Don't encourage him, Scotty. Have you seen his "cheap shoes" nom? Makes punky's usual drivel almost palatable. It fucking doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 15 hours ago, Manky said: Woodford isn't Manchester. It is Stockport. El thicko. To be fair, Stockport is on a par with Manchester as a bundle of cunt and it's all in that area of uselessness.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: All true. The last night out there involved me being rudely awoken at about 6am by some taxi driving cunt banging loudly on the door of the house I was in. It seems both he, and the bird whose bed I was occupying, didn't find me stealing his Hackney licence as humorous as I did. So this "Bird" had come round from the rohypnol you had obviously needed to give her the night before had she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: So this "Bird" had come round from the rohypnol you had obviously needed to give her the night before had she? Are you calling me a raper? Um....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 No no, you obviously got this young lady into bed [if she even exists which I doubt] using your lovely personality, good looks, immense charm and wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 2 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: No no, you obviously got this young lady into bed [if she even exists which I doubt] using your lovely personality, good looks, immense charm and wit. The fat cunt's only attractive feature is his gravitational field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Manky said: The fat cunt's only attractive feature is had s gravitational field. Can you post in non-northern English please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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