Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 Woohoo, you spunked a bunch of money on some boring BMW Repmobile. You now spend your Saturdays washing it, and probably putting holograms in the paint because, unsurprisingly, they don't teach you detailing techniques in business school. If you combine that with photos of yourself playing golf, or photos of your kids then you are basically telling the world "I'm a boring Finance cunt with nothing going on beneath the surface". Also, good job not obscuring your number plates! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 I found punkape's car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 To the Prolapsemobile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 49 minutes ago, Cardinal Fucking Sin said: I found punkapes car. I f you squint a bit, turn your head sideways and take some mind-bending drugs, that looks like Katie Price's vagina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 this is a bit of a non starter Tata SC....its already been established through painstaking research and analysis that anyone who uses facebook automatically falls into the category of stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 3 hours ago, Cardinal Fucking Sin said: I found punkape's car. Looks like a colon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 Is it a vulva? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 Or a Cuntina? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 16 minutes ago, neil298 said: Or a Cuntina? A Fraud Cuntina, from Slagenham? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: I f you squint a bit, turn your head sideways and take some mind-bending drugs, that looks like Katie Price's vagina How in god's name do you know this.?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: Is it a vulva? Would you fuck it though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 3 hours ago, Piston said: How in god's name do you know this.?! I meant A LOT of mind-bending drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 Why would you obscure the numberplate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 I've had a wine glass full of Calpol and still can't see a cunt. Prehaps if it had Peter Andre splattered all over the front it might. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: I f you squint a bit, turn your head sideways and take some mind-bending drugs, that looks like Katie Price's vagina It kind of looks like that without the drugs, squint and tilting anyway.... you just need to crash it into a large dairy tank... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 Was this Franks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Was this Franks? The backside is destroyed, so the odds are better than average! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 7 hours ago, neil298 said: Or a Cuntina? It's the new Ford Fallopian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 Too fucking right. Good nom. Its up there with cunts who DON'T have avatars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 15 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Was this Franks? Its Apple's old car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 16 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Was this Franks? The wheel rim needs cleaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 19 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Was this Franks? Guess that's what happens when punky is dishing out blowies to high-flying Cheshire poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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