Earl of Punkape Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 Venues that have "door" or "security" staff are shit because they attract cunts to their venues. Cunts arrive and cause trouble if they aren't let in and have to be fucked off. Cunts who are let in then behave like cunts and have to be thrown out. Most doormen are unstable, steroid abusing,drug dealing megalomaniacs to be avoided like the plague. All such venues should be closed by local authorities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 You can't argue against logic of this calibre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You can't argue against logic of this calibre. You're wiser than you appear most of the time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 Do you have doormen at your golf club? If not then anyone could get in. And what about your gay nightclubs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 Oh dear been refused entry at the Blue Oyster bar again? Perhaps you weren't dressed correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 13 minutes ago, Snatch said: Do you have doormen at your golf club? If not then anyone could get in. And what about your gay nightclubs? We don't need "doorstaff". Only you know what happens at your knob jockey clubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 7 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Oh dear been refused entry at the Blue Oyster bar again? Perhaps you weren't dressed correctly. Sounds like your local insider knowledge again.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 59 minutes ago, Punkape said: Venues that have "door" or "security" staff are shit because they attract cunts to their venues. Cunts arrive and cause trouble if they aren't let in and have to be fucked off. Cunts who are let in then behave like cunts and have to be thrown out. Most doormen are unstable, steroid abusing,drug dealing megalomaniacs to be avoided like the plague. All such venues should be closed by local authorities. You need doorstaff standing by your ring piece. Crowd control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You need doorstaff standing by your ring piece. Crowd control. Perverted pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Venues that have "door" or "security" staff are shit because they attract cunts to their venues. Cunts arrive and cause trouble if they aren't let in and have to be fucked off. Cunts who are let in then behave like cunts and have to be thrown out. Most doormen are unstable, steroid abusing,drug dealing megalomaniacs to be avoided like the plague. All such venues should be closed by local authorities. You''re shit and a cunt, and you keep arriving. Fuck off you persistently arriving shitcunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: You''re shit and a cunt, and you keep arriving. Fuck off you persistently arriving shitcunt. No I'm not,fuck yourself and fuck off too you regurgitated hyenas afterbirth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 6 hours ago, Punkape said: No I'm not,fuck yourself and fuck off too you regurgitated hyenas afterbirth. Are you a doorman Spunkie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Are you a doorman Spunkie? He is indeed, and offers an exclusive service, whereby he selflessly relieves punters of excess semen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Are you a doorman Spunkie? Backdoorsman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 20 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Backdoorsman. Scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Scum. Is that your signature? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 52 minutes ago, Punkape said: Scum. Was that your favourite film? Bet you liked the greenhouse scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 8, 2016 Report Share Posted October 8, 2016 I was surprised when I was given a quick pat down by a surly bouncer before entering a bar in London recently. Cunt took my knife off me and everything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 9 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Was that your favourite film? Bet you liked the greenhouse scene. You're bottom of the popular contributors table.....which says it all really......on the other hand your bottom is probably very popular at the local gay dogging site..... lol. lolol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 9 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I was surprised when I was given a quick pat down by a surly bouncer before entering a bar in London recently. Cunt took my knife off me and everything! Did he take your main "weapon" too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Did he take your main "weapon" too? I think he test fired it for him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're bottom of the popular contributors table.....which says it all really......on the other hand your bottom is probably very popular at the local gay dogging site..... lol. lolol. Who gives a fuck about tables and likes, you poor, petty little man? Only you and your other ids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 10 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Who gives a fuck about tables and likes, you poor, petty little man? Only you and your other ids. You're bottom.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: I think he test fired it for him... A spunk gun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 9, 2016 Report Share Posted October 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Punkape said: You're bottom.... lol. You only have four more likes than me you festering pile of puss. So I wouldn't boast too much about it if I were you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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