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Guest Lady Penelope
21 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

That it should come to this on CC. I point the finger of blame at Roops.

Block the posting of picture attachments for a week or to or auto shrink them to the size ofa postage stamp might cure this.

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Guest Extremecunt
20 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

Block the posting of picture attachments for a week or to or auto shrink them to the size ofa postage stamp might cure this.

Its OK lady p. I'm going to bid you all farewell and top myself. I think I've upset too many people lol. It was wonderful not speaking to you. Happy cunting

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37 minutes ago, Extremecunt said:

Its OK lady p. I'm going to bid you all farewell and top myself. I think I've upset too many people lol. It was wonderful not speaking to you. Happy cunting

Well that has brightened my day. Now make sure you cut up the wrist and not across. Do you want Bubba to arrange your wake?.  He makes really good sandwiches

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Guest Alfie Noakes
7 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

Well that has brightened my day. Now make sure you cut up the wrist and not across. Do you want Bubba to arrange your wake?.  He makes really good sandwiches

To make it extra special he could use a very rusty blade, perhaps we could send him some cyanide.

On topic, the bellend on the hippo sounds like he has forced march up his nose.

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27 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

Well that has brightened my day. Now make sure you cut up the wrist and not across. Do you want Bubba to arrange your wake?.  He makes really good sandwiches

If he's lucky, I'd cater with some marmite on mighty white sandwiches. Substituting the marmite for my shit after consuming 12 pints of Guinness.   

Is it dead yet? 

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Guest luke swarm

I dare say that this incredibly dreary cunt will now reincarnate as another incredibly boring cunt who thinks that a few pictures and drab insults constitute being a cunt....that's the trouble with imbeciles like this, they fail to appreciate the years of hard training, rigorous drinking, working unsociable hours and sheer graft that it takes to graduate as a fully fledged licensed Cunt.

There is no fast track or graduate program in our field of specialism and with the government constantly making expenditure cuts it take real dedication. When will people understand this. Cunts.  

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Guest Lady Penelope
14 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

I dare say that this incredibly dreary cunt will now reincarnate as another incredibly boring cunt who thinks that a few pictures and drab insults constitute being a cunt....that's the trouble with imbeciles like this, they fail to appreciate the years of hard training, rigorous drinking, working unsociable hours and sheer graft that it takes to graduate as a fully fledged licensed Cunt.

There is no fast track or graduate program in our field of specialism and with the government constantly making expenditure cuts it take real dedication. When will people understand this. Cunts.  

Probably a multi id cunt who thinks that his own nominations are amazing and every one's else's are shit and is here already.

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5 hours ago, luke swarm said:

I dare say that this incredibly dreary cunt will now reincarnate as another incredibly boring cunt who thinks that a few pictures and drab insults constitute being a cunt....that's the trouble with imbeciles like this, they fail to appreciate the years of hard training, rigorous drinking, working unsociable hours and sheer graft that it takes to graduate as a fully fledged licensed Cunt.

There is no fast track or graduate program in our field of specialism and with the government constantly making expenditure cuts it take real dedication. When will people understand this. Cunts.  

Exactly Swarm. I have worked very hard over the last 13 months to be a cunt, and it has nearly killed me.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
7 hours ago, witheredscrote said:

Well that has brightened my day. Now make sure you cut up the wrist and not across. Do you want Bubba to arrange your wake?.  He makes really good sandwiches

I imagine the wake would involve a barbecue with Bubba and Manky in charge of the spit roast.

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