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Guest Lady Penelope
2 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

I am the Alpha and the Omega. The Beginning and the End. 

Fuck off. 

Fuck off Punkie .. err Bubbles you are a boring cunt .. time for you to get down to the job centre. :)

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Guest Donner and chips
3 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

I am the Alpha and the Omega. The Beginning and the End. 

Fuck off. 

More like those zombie mongs out The Omega Man. Staggering cunt.

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Guest Donner and chips
9 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

See plenty of their varieties 17 to 25 years straggly bumfluff beard, long straggly hair, a look as if they have not washed for a week, transport is a skateboard or BMX bike. If you say anything in the least bit negative to them they go into meltdown ... excellent nomination.

That's the fuckers. Some of them are approaching thirty now, it's odd to see them shuffling around humming Sum41 or some nosh whilst shopping with family.

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Guest Tata Steely Dan
6 hours ago, Donner and chips said:

I was served by one of these fuckers whilst shopping today, he had his beard rolled into a little point like a ferrets cock. Fucking titmonger.

Did you get her number? 

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Guest Tata Steely Dan
4 minutes ago, Donner and chips said:

I aim to please you shuffling wanker.

It is either shuffling or wanking, but not both. Multitasking is for women and irons. 

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Guest Donner and chips
1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

It is either shuffling or wanking, but not both. Multitasking is for women and irons. 

*Shuffle then wank, shuffle again, catch breath, wank, catch breath*

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