Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: As I don't have a criminal record I wouldn't know anything about premises used to house offenders in the community. Tell me more about the criminal world, fine criminal! I don't know much if I'm honest, just what I've saw scrawled on the shitehouse walls about services rendered by a certain Feely Dan. You and Spunk Gape should try out for the erotic wheel barrow race, I heard he was looking for a partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Donner and chips said: I don't know much if I'm honest, just what I've saw scrawled on the shitehouse walls about services rendered by a certain Feely Dan. You and Spunk Gape should try out for the erotic wheel barrow race, I heard he was looking for a partner. Fucking knockout stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Fucking knockout stuff. No, don't worry it isn't anything pugilist. Just a race, with a difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Donner and chips said: No, don't worry it isn't anything pugilist. Just a race, with a difference. "Pugilist" refers to an individual boxer. The word you are thinking of is "pugilistic". Try harder, thicko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 14 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: Try being original Spunk Gape, grammar wanker. Pleb.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: "Pugilist" refers to an individual boxer. The word you are thinking of is "pugilistic". Try harder, thicko. Thanks for the tip, I'll be sure to make a note of that along with all the bits of knowledge I've gleamed over the years from boring cunts like yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Just now, Donner and chips said: Thanks for the tip, I'll be sure to make a note of that along with all the bits of knowledge I've gleamed over the years from boring cunts like yourself. Fucking knockout stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 16 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Fucking knockout stuff! We aim to please Feely, now fuck off back to watching QI, you boring tit. That's another one QI, really boils my piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dregj Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 QI now its going to be presented by Ethel from number 73 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 9 hours ago, Punkape said: Your/You're............try and learn the difference moron. Men/Women..........try and learn the difference moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 9 hours ago, Punkape said: Pleb.. Just fuck off you boring tit or at least try and be slightly amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Donner and chips said: Just fuck off you boring tit or at least try and be slightly amusing. You're too thick and lower-class to have any discriminatory self-awareness.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 50 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're too thick and lower-class to have any discriminatory self-awareness.... My intelligence and class have no bearing on the fact your a wank waffle. Take your mind numbing observations elsewhere, you boring shitehawk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 26 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: My intelligence and class have no bearing on the fact your a wank waffle. Take your mind numbing observations elsewhere, you boring shitehawk. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Peasant. Did you go to private school Spunk Gape? I imagine you'd enjoy yourself, all that fagging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 48 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: Did you go to private school Spunk Gape? I imagine you'd enjoy yourself, all that fagging. You obviously weren't educated privately if at all... lol. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 15 hours ago, Bubba C said: Do you remember the good old days, Scrotes? You and I in friendly conversation, Roops and Decs flirting, Frank and Proper discussing medicine, Bill welcoming the newbies, Luke and Pinky trying to out-class each other, Quince and Gurt fighting; and everyone hating ding. I'll never leave you. I hope that hasn't fucking changed.... 15 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Good days indeed Bubba, but all good things come to an end. Sadly I will soon be leaving you and moving onto another ethereal plane, which I hope will be free of anything Roop or Dinglike. Indeed a place where all true cunts can roam unfettered. You can be free of me quite easily, it involves the usual bleach, woodchipper, clawhammer, "along the tracks", and er, you. 14 hours ago, Donner and chips said: Mrs Brown's Boys also get right up my shonker. That cunt is a left footer, dressing up as an old woman and having his wife play his daughter... typical fucking catholics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 57 minutes ago, Punkape said: You obviously weren't educated privately if at all... lol. Pleb. Fuck off back to your Barrymore pool party, you toffee nosed ponce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: Fuck off back to your Barrymore pool party, you toffee nosed ponce. Barrymore.....another working class pervert. More your type. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Barrymore.....another working class pervert. More your type. lol. Lol, so we are going to start going into class and perversion? Think your going to come up short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 There's certainly a very tightly knit clique of major comedians who only invite each other into their various panel shows and stand up tours. A bit like the corner really, except the top dog stickers and his band of merry men have remained consistently funny since day one. Up the clique, fuck the saps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 15, 2016 Report Share Posted October 15, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Up the clique, and up yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 22 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: There's certainly a very tightly knit clique of major comedians who only invite each other into their various panel shows and stand up tours. A bit like the corner really, except the top dog stickers and his band of merry men have remained consistently funny since day one. Up the clique, fuck the saps. Imagine some of these mongs live at the apollo, I might tune in if there was a chance of mass suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, Donner and chips said: Imagine these these mongs live at the apologies, I might tune in if there was a chance of mass suicide. Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Huh? Sorry Bubsides, I'm elbow deep stuffing the chicken so few typos slipped through. Need to clean up and off out for Sunday lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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