Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Usual plethora of safe recycled shite. Macintyre and Corden type bollox. Live at the Anal Polyp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 I really must congratulate you on your consistency. Did it take much effort? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 6 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I really must congratulate you on your consistency. Did it take much effort? I said the same thing when I saw your old man's spunk, the consistency was odd at best. By old man I mean your tiddler, the little sprat your furiously pumping as you wank out your shitty sentences on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Can we not at least attempt to allow a nom to flower...to breathe....to enjoy a brief moment in what passes for the Cunts Corner sunshine (until Mrs Roops pulls up her pants and it disappears)....before venting spleen about the worthiness of the nom, the nominee or failing that, the World as we experience it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 18 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: Usual plethora of safe recycled shite. Macintyre and Corden type bollox. Live at the Anal Polyp. Macintyre is bloody awful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Macintyre is bloody awful. Stewart Lee did a decent skit on hamster faced bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 One contributor here... many moons ago used to say that comedians only had an effective laughter life of two years.. I tend to agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 19 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: I said the same thing when I saw your old man's spunk, the consistency was odd at best. By old man I mean your tiddler, the little sprat your furiously pumping as you wank out your shitty sentences on here. Ditto, my earlier post, ad verbatim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 12 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Can we not at least attempt to allow a nom to flower...to breathe....to enjoy a brief moment in what passes for the Cunts Corner sunshine (until Mrs Roops pulls up her pants and it disappears)....before venting spleen about the worthiness of the nom, the nominee or failing that, the World as we experience it? Good idea. I'm pretty sure Corden, Hart, Macintyre et al have oddly never been the subject matter of a cunting on here. I'm keen to see how this nom develops.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 6 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: One contributor here... many moons ago used to say that comedians only had an effective laughter life of two years.. I tend to agree. I agree. But most are as funny as polycystic ovaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I agree. But most are as funny as polycystic ovaries. This is true. They put my fucking teeth on edge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 31 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: I said the same thing when I saw your old man's spunk, the consistency was odd at best. By old man I mean your tiddler, the little sprat your furiously pumping as you wank out your shitty sentences on here. Reported. Read the rules cretin or you will be fucked off. Oh and fuck off as well 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 9 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: This is true. They put my fucking teeth on edge. The shit comedians or...? Anyway, most of the comedians don't even have 2 years, maybe 2 or 3 shows and they're effectively dead. The only funny thing I've seen these cunts do lately is Macintyres "send to all" with a Z-celebs phone, some of those are funny, although in a right fucking cringeworthy way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 33 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: The shit comedians or...? Anyway, most of the comedians don't even have 2 years, maybe 2 or 3 shows and they're effectively dead. The only funny thing I've seen these cunts do lately is Macintyres "send to all" with a Z-celebs phone, some of those are funny, although in a right fucking cringeworthy way. They essentially live off xmas specials and celeb quiz appearances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 46 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported. Read the rules cretin or you will be fucked off. Oh and fuck off as well You could/should fuck off. He was talking about a dick not the family member you were thinking about. Snivelling little snake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 49 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported. Overruled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 57 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported. Read the rules cretin or you will be fucked off. Oh and fuck off as well Bit touchy aren't we.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Can we not at least attempt to allow a nom to flower...to breathe....to enjoy a brief moment in what passes for the Cunts Corner sunshine (until Mrs Roops pulls up her pants and it disappears)....before venting spleen about the worthiness of the nom, the nominee or failing that, the World as we experience it? At the moment we seem to have cunts who put very little effort into a nom and others who write a whole fucking thesis without pause which is equally tedious. Its either a famine or a feast here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 I think what winds me up so much about these fuckers, aside from not being funny and completely unoriginal is the fact that they put themselves across so wholesome and friendly. Whilst some of them attempt to be edgy and fail simply by the fact they're trying. I can't take someone dressed like a fucking kids TV presenter telling jokes about university party's, buying condoms for there dad or some shite. Throw in an appearance on breakfast TV and a plea to donate to funding some African dictator's arsenal of gold gats and I'm ready to put my head in the oven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I agree. But most are as funny as polycystic ovaries. You've never laughed at a joke where two polycystic ovaries start a row in a pub? You're missing out gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: One contributor here... many moons ago used to say that comedians only had an effective laughter life of two years.. I tend to agree. Well if that is true, by my reckoning we have about another 15 months before we stop laughing at Bubba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: One contributor here... many moons ago used to say that comedians only had an effective laughter life of two years.. I tend to agree. She also said that you can check out any time you like but you can never leave. Now, what was her name again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: She also said that you can check out any time you like but you can never leave. Now, what was her name again? Let's ask her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: She also said that you can check out any time you like but you can never leave. Now, what was her name again? Catwomen the fucking mental bullshitting cunt. Luckily for us she was shown the exit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Reported. Read the rules cretin or you will be fucked off. Oh and fuck off as well Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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