People Who Can't get between parked cars

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

 

These disgusting bastards should be forced into a treatment program.  They can't walk in freezing weather without sweating profusely all over the fucking pavement.  They can't get into their car without either destroying your wing mirror or putting it out of proper alignment with their planetoid like arse and make no attempt to correct their mistake; they complain if there is even a small set of steps on the course they've set for themselves, to get to a mobility scooter, and just listen to them wasting oxygen as they complain about a small slope which they claim might as well be Mt. fucking Everest.  They offer nothing to society, and have no redeeming qualities whatsoever.  

I wouldn't be so harsh on them if they offered an apology for altering the tides and fucking up my mirrors, but they don't.  They look at you as if you're parked too closely to their fatmobile, then begin scrathing their heads, arses, and crotches...not necessarily in that order, trying to figure out how they shall squeeze themselves into the car that goes over it's weight capacity when only half of them is inside.  

[Cuntybaws]

I doubt these cunts would fit in a Smart ForFour.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

I doubt these cunts would fit in a Smart ForFour.

frank, punkape, bubba and hector!

[Guest Donner and chips]

10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I doubt these cunts would fit in a Smart ForFour.

Worth a rattle.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

Neil is getting a bit hot under the collar at the moment...

[colonelkurtz]

What's the betting  Miss Black , Miss Green and Miss Tie Dye call Miss Pink " that anorexic bitch "  behind her back .

 

[Guest Manky]

Chuck a bucket of necrotising fascitis over the cunts at 160°C having flayed the twats first.

[PANZER MURPHY]

Dunno ..I'd have an afternoon of laughter with those fair ladies 

Panzerknacker 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

20 hours ago, colonelkurtz said:

What's the betting  Miss Black , Miss Green and Miss Tie Dye call Miss Pink " that anorexic bitch "  behind her back .

 

No, "skinny ginger bitch"

[camberwell gypsy]

21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I doubt these cunts would fit in a Smart ForFour.

The one on the left has a naked man wrapped round her stomach 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The one on the left has a naked man wrapped round her stomach 

Neil?

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said:

Dunno ..I'd have an afternoon of laughter with those fair ladies 

Panzerknacker 

So will everyone watching 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

So will everyone watching 

I'd more likely be puking my ring up... already had one of them horrible sicky burps on seeing Ms Black with her hand on Ms Greens' corned beef.

[Guest nobgobbler]

Personally I don't understand why any woman would want to be like that and most fat women probably don't. But there's a few like the ones in the pic who do it deliberately because, so they say, men like them that way!

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

The picture puzzles me. Why the fuck are they wearing bikinis? If they weren't wearing any bottoms you wouldn't know and I can't think of anyone, apart from Eddie, that would want a gawp at those tits. What I'm basically saying is these wench's would only look attractive in a very thick sack, accompanied with a couple of 3x2 municipal paving slabs.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

17 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

The picture puzzles me. Why the fuck are they wearing bikinis? If they weren't wearing any bottoms you wouldn't know and I can't think of anyone, apart from Eddie, that would want a gawp at those tits. What I'm basically saying is these wench's would only look attractive in a very thick sack, accompanied with a couple of 3x2 municipal paving slabs.

Dip them in chum buckets and dump them in the sea near a seal population. The weight will come off rather expediently. 

[Guest Hector]

On 13/10/2016 at 5:40 PM, Alfie Noakes said:

frank, punkape, bubba and hector!

You cunt, Alfie. I would never wear a ginger wig.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

21 minutes ago, Hector said:

You cunt, Alfie. I would never wear a ginger wig.

Merkins are a different issue, then?  

[Guest Gurt]

 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

7 hours ago, Gurt said:

I took out the hideous video!

Gurt, you should shot in the face for posting that, you disgusting cunt.