Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 I used to see UFOs all the time, which is a shame as some people are desperate to see them and never get any luck. Having said all that I've since realised that I lived close to an airport and was pretty shit at identifying aircraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I used to see UFOs all the time, which is a shame as some people are desperate to see them and never get any luck. Having said all that I've since realised that I lived close to an airport and was pretty shit at identifying aircraft. More likely you were on drugs,pissed or both. See any green men ? Fucking imbecile.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: More likely you were on drugs,pissed or both. See any green men ? Fucking imbecile.. lol. Shut it ya poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 10 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Shut it ya poof. AIDS patient... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 9 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Shut it ya poof. I haven't seen their flying saucer yet but I've spotted the odd alien or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: AIDS patient... lol. Sorry to hear that, Punk. At least you have a sense of humour about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 Just now, Roadkill said: Sorry to hear that, Punk. At least you have a sense of humour about it. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 Peace People! Nice to see you back Punker's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 32 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Peace People! Nice to see you back Punker's You slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You slag. You typed that with a Nutella jar wedged up your ring-piece, and not even a hint of irony to boot. Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: You slag. You are such a man Punker's, a REAL man and I am swooning at your feet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 What makes me smile is the fucking shit for brains arseholes who claim to have been abducted by aliens. After travelling millions of light years to our rock, who do they grab? Do they grab the pre eminent scientific minds? The great thinkers of our species? No. They abduct some vest wearing, beer swigging red neck from Arkansas or a fucking gas fitter from Ebdon Bridge. E.T is a home phoning cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I used to see UFOs all the time, which is a shame as some people are desperate to see them and never get any luck. Having said all that I've since realised that I lived close to an airport and was pretty shit at identifying aircraft. An Aunt of mine used to to electrical storms all the time after dark ..she did live right next to the railway at Madeley in Staffordshire though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What makes me smile is the fucking shit for brains arseholes who claim to have been abducted by aliens. After travelling millions of light years to our rock, who do they grab? Do they grab the pre eminent scientific minds? The great thinkers of our species? No. They abduct some vest wearing, beer swigging red neck from Arkansas or a fucking gas fitter from Ebdon Bridge. E.T is a home phoning cunt. They once took old Mrs Latimer from number 53. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 I was abducted by aliens once. I quite enjoyed it, but have these fuckers never heard of ky jelly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 My HD wrinkles topic has been abducted by aliens. There's a huge conspiracy I tell thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 17 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: They once took old Mrs Latimer from number 53. No dear. That was Dial a ride taking her to the diabetes clinic to get her pulses checked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No dear. That was Dial a ride taking her to the diabetes clinic to get her pulses checked. She did say something about a "special transit" being involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 Hey people look who's just walked across my ceiling lol. Its frank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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