The Beast Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 6 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I'm not convinced Blair was ever a socialist or even Labour. He was an opportunist who saw Labour as the best route to power and wealth, he couldn't even bring himself to say The Labour Party, it was always New Labour. Yes, quite. Anagram of Tony Blair MP = I'm Tory Plan B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 I'm going to make a remake of the Blair witch but this time there isn't going to be a good outcome for the witch. This man is the biggest cuntbreed ever to grace British politics...he has to DIE !! I detest everything this rancid rectum has ever done or ever will do, torture, torture and more torture for this fucking complete waste of oxygen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Fender777 said: I'm going to make a remake of the Blair witch but this time there isn't going to be a good outcome for the witch. This man is the biggest cuntbreed ever to grace British politics...he has to DIE !! I detest everything this rancid rectum has ever done or ever will do, torture, torture and more torture for this fucking complete waste of oxygen. My mate used to have a caravan next to his before he was PM. Apparently he was a stuck up twat even before then. Kept reporting them for making too much noise when they were having barbecues. What the fuck else are you supposed to do on a caravan site but have noisy barbecues? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 48 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I'm not convinced Blair was ever a socialist or even Labour. He was an opportunist who saw Labour as the best route to power and wealth, he couldn't even bring himself to say The Labour Party, it was always New Labour. Cherie may have genuine socialist roots, her dad was always having political disagreements with Alf Garnett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cherie may have genuine socialist roots, her dad was always having political disagreements with Alf Garnett. Pair of sideways banana eating cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 28 minutes ago, Roadkill said: My mate used to have a caravan next to his before he was PM. Apparently he was a stuck up twat even before then. Kept reporting them for making too much noise when they were having barbecues. What the fuck else are you supposed to do on a caravan site but have noisy barbecues? I hope your mate abused him in some way (not sexually)..would be nice to hear that he kicked the cunt out of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 28 minutes ago, Roadkill said: My mate used to have a caravan next to his before he was PM. Apparently he was a stuck up twat even before then. Kept reporting them for making too much noise when they were having barbecues. What the fuck else are you supposed to do on a caravan site but have noisy barbecues? In my professional experience, have punch ups with Irish gypsies after you've refused them entry to the bar and ent's complex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Fender777 said: I hope your mate abused him in some way (not sexually)..would be nice to hear that he kicked the cunt out of him. Um... he was seven at the time and staying there with his mother and older brother. I should have probably mentioned that lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 The West Country gypsies and the fairground lot were fucking lovely people, they would assist you in aforementioned punch ups and then come down to the security office after kicking out and invite you to an early hours BBQ and a few beers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: The West Country gypsies and the fairground lot were fucking lovely people, they would assist you in aforementioned punch ups and then come down to the security office after kicking out and invite you to an early hours BBQ and a few beers. Really? When the Hoppings comes around up here crime rates always skyrocket. They always go for motorbikes and TV's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Really? When the Hoppings comes around up here crime rates always skyrocket. They always go for motorbikes and TV's. They must be the mackem pikey division. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 Round here they drive around in vans during summer season and stop to ask you if you want to buy a flat screen telly. Must have got them from Newcastle earlier in the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Round here they drive around in vans during summer season and stop to ask you if you want to buy a flat screen telly. Must have got them from Newcastle earlier in the year. The Mackpickey bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 Just now, Wolfie said: Where, roughly, is 'round here' EC? Somewhere where they don't like our type... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 16 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Where, roughly, is 'round here' EC? Don't know what your on about? Morning sports fans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 I'll get me mustang yeee haaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 CHIP DETECTED. All members please proceed to ignoring anything he says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: CHIP DETECTED. All members please proceed to ignoring anything he says. Just dropping seed's y'all. This time last week there should be a 50 ft potato tree standing here. Go big blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 27 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Where, roughly, is 'round here' EC? Live near Colchester and worked at the park resorts sites around Clacton, including the really shitty one in Jaywick. Not an Essex boy though, from dartford originally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: CHIP DETECTED. All members please proceed to ignoring anything he says. Chip Blocked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 Ah pen. Don't yuo wanna listen to me suck my own dick? Like I give a fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Chip from the states said: Ah pen. Don't yuo wanna listen to me suck my own dick? Like I give a fuck You can't be very high in stature if you can manage that... short arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: You can't be very high in stature if you can manage that... short arse. Its easy. The names Bellamy, Craig Bellamy. This no neck thing allows me to tie my laces with my teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, Chip from the states said: Its easy. The names Bellamy, Craig Bellamy. This no neck thing allows me to tie my laces with my teeth. I'm envisioning someone resembling Danny DeVito. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 3 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I'm envisioning someone resembling Danny DeVito. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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