Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 This being the goto site for my current affairs knowledge I thought I would gauge (professional?) opinion on the current sky news headline offering concerning the rise in this activity and the dumb, insecure, mother fuckers who have posted a picture of their tiny cock or their hairy twat online and then topped themselves from the shame of it all. Its not worth killing yourself as long as you don't partake in bizarre shit like fiddle with geese or bum rape other golfers, in which case you should definitely kill yourself. What do you think Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Ridiculous to be ashamed of your body, have a pic of me, I've worked hard to look this good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Ridiculous to be ashamed of your body, have a pic of me, I've worked hard to look this good Why hasn't your wall clock got any numbers on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 Now can I have that picture of my tits back.....please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 57 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Now can I have that picture of my tits back.....please? oh go on then. We wouldn't want you to kill yourself. Would we?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: oh go on then. We wouldn't want you to kill yourself. Would we?? Some might. One or two definitely would! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: oh go on then. We wouldn't want you to kill yourself. Would we?? 21 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Some might. One or two definitely would! No, you're not one of the ones we all want to commit suicide, actually, I'm not sure any of us want anyone else to commit suicide.... not suicide, that would deprive us of the pleasure of hammering the cunts to death ourselves! Drew, pass them to me, I live nearer to Gobbie so I'll hand them over personally for safety, don't want them getting published now do we...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 31 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Some might. One or two definitely would! Soapy tit wank??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Now can I have that picture of my tits back.....please? I've still got the picture of the robins you sent me. Do you want it back ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've still got the picture of the robins you sent me. Do you want it back ? You can send me some stuff if you want, I promise not to put it on the internet like Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 2 hours ago, Fatty said: Soapy tit wank??? Why, are you looking in the mirror at your moobs? Bet you wish you had 3 hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 This the latest in romantic flirtation then? Sending your loved one a picture of you starkers, even though you're hung like an Epsilon? What a pile of shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 8 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Why, are you looking in the mirror at your moobs? Bet you wish you had 3 hands. I knew you were interested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 I wonder how much money Punkape's being touched up for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 5 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I wonder how much money Punkape's being touched up for? I heard that someone asked what all the round bruises were on Punkers body, expecting them to be from that new fangled vacuum cupping craze Imagine their surprise when he answered simply, "Bargepoles" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 I'm too fucking old to exchange videos of me wanking for the flash of some slappers tits and gash,I'm still quite open to receiving said matter but me pulling 12" of beef can't be appealing to any ladies out there........can it? I saw some ugly fat bloke on screen the other day bashing away on his cock and then I realised I hadn't turned the TV on! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 46 minutes ago, Manky said: I heard that someone asked what all the round bruises were on Punkers body, expecting them to be from that new fangled vacuum cupping craze Imagine their surprise when he answered simply, "Bargepoles" New fangled vacuum cupping craze? FFS! Don't give him anymore ideas. His previous experimental deviant antics and activities have already resulted in a visit to accident and emergency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: New fangled vacuum cupping craze? FFS! Don't give him anymore ideas. His previous experimental deviant antics and activities have already resulted in a visit to accident and emergency. Its when the RSPCA call round to ask about his 'Playtime with Gerbils' home education and online training courses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 3 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: New fangled vacuum cupping craze? FFS! Don't give him anymore ideas. His previous experimental deviant antics and activities have already resulted in a visit to accident and emergency. Yes, just think of those poor nurses in a&e... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 30, 2016 Report Share Posted November 30, 2016 13 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: No, you're not one of the ones we all want to commit suicide, actually, I'm not sure any of us want anyone else to commit suicide.... not suicide, that would deprive us of the pleasure of hammering the cunts to death ourselves! Drew, pass them to me, I live nearer to Gobbie so I'll hand them over personally for safety, don't want them getting published now do we...? Send me £100 immediately and I won't tell Mrs Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 17 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Yes, just think of those poor nurses in a&e... There should be an opt put clause in their contracts for when it comes to having the deal with his sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 15 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Send me £100 immediately and I won't tell Mrs Ding. Mrs Ding knows I'm a perv, send me £200 and I won't tell Mr Gobbie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Mrs Ding knows I'm a perv, send me £200 and I won't tell Mr Gobbie... Ok ok, just don't mention Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Ok ok, just don't mention Frank. Forward me Forty, Full Fat, Fivers you effing Fairy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Some bird asked me to send her a picture of my cock. I was a little shy so I sent her a picture of a Tesco value chicken instead. This was last week and she still hasn't text me back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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