colonelkurtz Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 A speech by Corbyn today about the war in Syria was interrupted by protesters led by career cunt Peter Tatchell. While not giving a flying fuck about the ins and outs of this interminable conflict , I had this daydream of Corbyn leaping from the stage and kicking seven colours of shit from the cunt and the management issuing 'off you fuck' instructions to the poxy bunch of protesters . But then I snapped out of it as Mrs Kurtz emerged from deepest darkest Dorothy Perkins and we continued the schlepp around the shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: A speech by Corbyn today about the war in Syria was interrupted by protests from career cunt Peter Tatchell. While not giving a flying fuck about the ins and outs of this interminable conflict , I just had this daydream of Corbyn leaping from the stage and kicking seven colours of shit from the cunt and the "management" issuing off you fuck instructions to the poxy bunch . But then I snapped out of it and Mrs Kurtz emerged from deepest darkest Dorothy Perkins and we continued the schlep around the shops. The ins and outs of Corbyn and Tatchell.... very disturbing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 23 minutes ago, Punkape said: The ins and outs of Corbyn and Tatchell.... very disturbing. Did you score in the village today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 I seemed to have missed Tatchell and Corbyn off my Crimbo card list. Can't think why. Saying that, permanently aggrieved commie faggots and clueless commie scarecrows probably don't believe in Father Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 28 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Did you score in the village today? No I was playing golf fuckwit. How was your AIDS clinic ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: No I was playing golf fuckwit. Punky, even your warped view of the world can't possible equate playing golf to having a mans cock up your arse. Accept it - you're a fucking poof. lol. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 12 minutes ago, Ape said: Punky, even your warped view of the world can't possible equate playing golf to having a mans cock up your arse. Accept it - you're a fucking poof. lol. Lol. You're very comfortable not condemning debauchery. You're obviously a huge fan of the perversity and a participant... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Your very comfortable not condemning debauchery. Your obviously a huge fan of the perversity and a participant... lol. It's you're, you ill-educated cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Ape said: It's you're, you ill-educated cretin. I've been drinking claret and can't see the screen too well..... Thankyou for pointing out the error and fuck off as well. Spastic wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 Punkape, please kill yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: I've been drinking claret and can't see the screen too well..... Thankyou for pointing out the error and fuck off as well. Spastic wanker. 'Your" welcome, spacker-boy. lol. Lol. Fuck off. Not wanting to be picky, but thank you is two words, you drunken dunce. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 18 minutes ago, Ape said: 'Your" welcome, spacker-boy. lol. Lol. Fuck off. Not wanting to be picky, but thank you is two words, you drunken dunce. No it's not thick cretin... noun noun: thankyou 1. an instance or means of expressing thanks. "Lucy Smith planned a party as a thankyou to hospital staff" fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 exclamation exclamation: thankyou 1. a polite expression used when acknowledging a gift, service, or compliment, or accepting or refusing an offer. "thankyou for your letter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: No it's not thick cretin... noun noun: thankyou 1. an instance or means of expressing thanks. "Lucy Smith planned a party as a thankyou to hospital staff" fuck off. http://www.english-for-students.com/Thankyou.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: exclamation exclamation: thankyou 1. a polite expression used when acknowledging a gift, service, or compliment, or accepting or refusing an offer. "thankyou for your letter" https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/spelling/one-word-or-two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: http://www.english-for-students.com/Thankyou.html Fuckoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Fuckoff. I'll send you a pointy hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 Just now, Ape said: I'll send you a pointy hat. It will probably have been shoved up your arse by your AIDS ridden rent-boy... lol lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: It will probably have been shoved up your arse by your AIDS ridden rent-boy... lol lol. Naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Fuckoff. Is that in Russia or Poland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: Is that in Russia or Poland? Fuckov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Fuckov Lazy retort. Rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 14 hours ago, Ape said: Punky, even your warped view of the world can't possible equate playing golf to having a mans cock up your arse. Accept it - you're a fucking poof. lol. Lol. A stiff 3 foot long with a large bell-end... Punkers getting wood... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 Poor Nicolae Ceaușescu GColSE did not see Christmas 1989. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 14 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Punkape, please kill yourself! Which particular method ? Can you demonstrate? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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