Roadkill Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Please don't take this the wrong way, but I must ask: are you female? I can't answer that. I don't feel safe giving out any more personal information with Cuntybaws in such a tiff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 Funny how people remember the slave/gladiator Spartacus with more passion than one of the greatest empires ever to exist. And to add more insult to the romans, Kirk Douglas has just turned 100, so Spartacus times two equals more than the roman fucking empire..fuck the greaseball cuntbreeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Nothing so tawdry. As you approach your 1000th post in just six weeks, have a think about the information you've provided, knowingly or unknowingly, deliberately or accidentally. For example, your geographical location; and the car you currently drive, and those you have driven. Some of the information may well be made up bollocks or outright fabrication, but even so, just imagine what a skilled data miner with backdoor access to the DVLC computer might be able to work out from that limited dataset alone. Penelope Garcia is a cunt. Funny, whenever I've provided information such as a mutually convenient location for a scrap etc the other protagonist usually spends the next couple of hours running around with their hands in the air complaining that they're being threatened. If one of these "data hacking" heroes were to find me it would be scary to think what damage they could inflict with their mouse clicking finger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: I can't answer that. I don't feel safe giving out any more personal information with Cuntybaws in such a tiff. Just tell him you're a bloke but you wear glasses and only have one arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Funny, whenever I've provided information such as a mutually convenient location for a scrap etc the other protagonist usually spends the next couple of hours running around with their hands in the air complaining that they're being threatened. If one of these "data hacking" heroes were to find me it would be scary to think what damage they could inflict with their mouse clicking finger. That'll be the French in him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Funny, whenever I've provided information such as a mutually convenient location for a scrap etc the other protagonist usually spends the next couple of hours running around with their hands in the air complaining that they're being threatened. If one of these "data hacking" heroes were to find me it would be scary to think what damage they could inflict with their mouse clicking finger. Maybe they think it’s unfair that you get to name the time, the place, and the method of engagement? Perhaps a Latin declension competition on the Ides of March would meet with more success? Or a backgammon tournament, or a calculus bee? I'm quite handy with foil and épée, and although my sabre is the weakest in my repertoire I'm willing to give it a go. Failing that, Stanley knives at dawn? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 44 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Maybe they think it’s unfair that you get to name the time, the place, and the method of engagement? Perhaps a Latin declension competition on the Ides of March would meet with more success? Or a backgammon tournament, or a calculus bee? I'm quite handy with foil and épée, and although my sabre is the weakest in my repertoire I'm willing to give it a go. Failing that, Stanley knives at dawn? Stanley knives will be fine. The preferred weapon of the sophisticated Glaswegian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 47 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Maybe they think it’s unfair that you get to name the time, the place, and the method of engagement? Perhaps a Latin declension competition on the Ides of March would meet with more success? Or a backgammon tournament, or a calculus bee? I'm quite handy with foil and épée, and although my sabre is the weakest in my repertoire I'm willing to give it a go. Failing that, Stanley knives at dawn? And next time you hack the DVLC, try the DVLA, as they have been known for some time now, I drive a Ford focus, before that it was a Renault Laguna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 Ooh a fight on the internet, how tough! Hard men are you? Fucking gangsta stylee, jesus wept! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: And next time you hack the DVLC, try the DVLA, as they have been known for some time now, I drive a Ford focus, before that it was a Renault Laguna. Their fancy logo might say DVLA, but the BIOS on their interior perimeter gateway still says DVLC. I do love a system with unpatched vulnerabilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Ooh a fight on the internet, how tough! Hard men are you? Fucking gangsta stylee, jesus wept! All's fair in love and cyber war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 23 hours ago, Manky said: Manchester=Mancunium= The town on the breast shaped hill. Excellent name. Good old Romans. Italians on the contrary are a bunch of spaghetti noshing cunts with a penchant for running away and/or surrendering. Hence it being so full of right tits. 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Nothing so tawdry. As you approach your 1000th post in just six weeks, have a think about the information you've provided, knowingly or unknowingly, deliberately or accidentally. For example, your geographical location; and the car you currently drive, and those you have driven. Some of the information may well be made up bollocks or outright fabrication, but even so, just imagine what a skilled data miner with backdoor access to the DVLC computer might be able to work out from that limited dataset alone. Penelope Garcia is a cunt. Yes, he may have given away all sorts of info, but nothing quite as dumb as Deebom did. 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Their fancy logo might say DVLA, but the BIOS on their interior perimeter gateway still says DVLC. I do love a system with unpatched vulnerabilities. BIOS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 15 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Hence it being so full of right tits. Yes, he may have given away all sorts of info, but nothing quite as dumb as Deebom did. BIOS? What did deebom do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Their fancy logo might say DVLA, but the BIOS on their interior perimeter gateway still says DVLC. I do love a system with unpatched vulnerabilities. It's government, they probably haven't been bothered to change it. Can you get into the inland revenue? That would be nice, send yourself a tax rebate every month and quit work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's government, they probably haven't been bothered to change it. Can you get into the inland revenue? That would be nice, send yourself a tax rebate every month and quit work. You'd be surprised at how archaic some of the HMRC systems are. Or maybe you wouldn't. Cobol 74 and Fortran 77, completely fucking space age (by which I mean, operated by chimps.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: You'd be surprised at how archaic some of the HMRC systems are. Or maybe you wouldn't. Cobol 74 and Fortran 77, completely fucking space age (by which I mean, operated by chimps.) Knowing our government those numbers on the end are probably the years they became active. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Knowing our government those numbers on the end are probably the years they became active. Even the Terminators from 2029 are still using COBOL. Here's one scanning Eric for signs of intelligent life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Even the Terminators from 2029 are still using COBOL. Here's one scanning Eric for signs of intelligent life. Never understood why he scanned the guy's beard size... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Even the Terminators from 2029 are still using COBOL. Here's one scanning Eric for signs of intelligent life. I remember that cunt, I broke my best snooker bat over his head and he still beat me up and stole my clothes boots and motorcycle, and he looked exactly like Danny Devitos' big brother. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 15 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Just tell him you're a bloke but you wear glasses and only have one arm. Yeah, tell him I'm an easy target. That'll work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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