Jake The Muss Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Hardly. By the time I'm that age they'd have finally made it compulsory to quit as soon as you're too old to drive in the first place. The only reason we're not there yet is because the current generation in power are too scared to tell their parents no. Do you think it's better just to line them up against the wall and blow them away, might act as a deterrent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 Just now, Fender777 said: Do you think it's better just to line them up against the wall and blow them away, might act as a deterrent. Surely oral sex would only encourage them even more. Could get rid of some of the weaker ones that way, though. I certainly wouldn't be volunteering for the task however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Does Ellesmere have a port? Ellesmere is in Shropshire and has got a canal and a mere. Ellesmere Port is Ellesmere Port is in Cheshire and has got a port. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 17 hours ago, Roadkill said: It's better than the 1993 Proton I had before it. What do you drive? 2013 Triumph Bonneville, 2004 Landrover Discovery. British vehicles (OK Ford owned Landrover back then) and proud! Never run out of fuel though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 5 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: 2013 Triumph Bonneville, 2004 Landrover Discovery. British vehicles (OK Ford owned Landrover back then) and proud! Never run out of fuel though. Tata Motors owns Landrover these days,just built in Britain. With Chinese steel probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 10 minutes ago, Snatch said: Tata Motors owns Landrover these days,just built in Britain. With Chinese steel probably. Think mine is mostly made of plastic, the steel bits were made in 2003/4 so possibly not chinese steel, mind you back in the day, British Leyland used anything they could as British Steel were always on strike. Really crappy Italian and Spanish steel with old technology paint meant the things literally rusted in the show rooms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 7 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: 2013 Triumph Bonneville, 2004 Landrover Discovery. British vehicles (OK Ford owned Landrover back then) and proud! Never run out of fuel though. Never drove a 4x4 but they look fun. Are they difficult to park? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 30 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Never drove a 4x4 but they look fun. Are they difficult to park? Not if you push everything out of the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 It's noms like this that make me nostalgic for Judge's input. He would be the sole voice in defence of the oldies fucking everybody on the roads over, claiming an entitlement from before there were roads. What a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 On 12/15/2016 at 0:54 AM, Roadkill said: Surely oral sex would only encourage them even more. Could get rid of some of the weaker ones that way, though. I certainly wouldn't be volunteering for the task however. Oh, i kinda meant blowing them away with a jackhammer shotgun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 I shouldn't have been driving after necking those 14 pints in the pub last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 5 hours ago, Fender777 said: Oh, i kinda meant blowing them away with a jackhammer shotgun. Good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 5 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: I shouldn't have been driving after necking those 14 pints in the pub last night. Why not? You clearly still got home safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Why not? You clearly still got home safe. The 6 people he ran over didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: The 6 people he ran over didn't. They shouldn't have been out so late anyway. Probably a bunch of whatever his version of chavs is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 Just now, Roadkill said: They shouldn't have been out so late anyway. Probably a bunch of whatever his version of chavs is. Le chavs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Why not? You clearly still got home safe. Shame that that mother and child standing at that bus stop didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Le chavs. Don't insult him Eric with your French Le. It's Van chavs where he lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 19 minutes ago, Snatch said: Don't insult him Eric with your French Le. It's Van chavs where he lives. It's De Chavs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said: It's De Chavs. Correct, Van chavs are the ones who only steal commercial vehicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: Shame that that mother and child standing at that bus stop didn't. They were plastic just like the people who populated my brother's triang minic motorway. A big hand came out of the sky and put them back in place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 15 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: They were plastic just like the people who populated my brother's triang minic motorway. A big hand came out of the sky and put them back in place. I wish that a big hand would come out of the sky to put a new car on my drive, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 15 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: They were plastic just like the people who populated my brother's triang minic motorway. A big hand came out of the sky and put them back in place. you still got that minic stuff? some of it's worth a fortune now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: you still got that minic stuff? some of it's worth a fortune now. Ding, we have an artificial Christmas tree in the house. What do you think about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 10 hours ago, Frank said: Ding, we have an artificial Christmas tree in the house. What do you think about that? "we"...? Bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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