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Bubba C

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Guest DingTheRioja
5 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Cunts who ask "are you ready for Christmas?" - yes, cunt, I've just about managed to go food shopping, purchase gifts with fuck all effort via Amazon, and put less effort into wrapping them than I do into having a cheeky wank. I think I might be good to go. 

Fuck off. 

I don't think it counts as "a cheeky wank" if you're sat in your grots in front of the PC whilest logged into Amazon, it would only count if you did it during the obligatory visit to butchers/wine merchants with no-one noticing... ...cheesemongers don't count...

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31 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

I don't think it counts as "a cheeky wank" if you're sat in your grots in front of the PC whilest logged into Amazon, it would only count if you did it during the obligatory visit to butchers/wine merchants with no-one noticing... ...cheesemongers don't count...

Shut up, ding. 

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Guest DingTheRioja
1 minute ago, Bubba C said:

Ding the doggie, you are a fucking spastic, please stop quoting me. 

Ding the doggie, I wish you would just fuck off, and hang yourself from a tree. 

The doggie, the doggie, ooh, ooh, ooooooh. 

 

You big fucking queen!

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