Bubba C Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Turkey - fucking dry, cheap shit meat. Christmas jumpers - worn only by 'cerrrraaazy' cunts/massive virgins. Salvation Army - begging cunts. Carol Singers - creepy fucking cunts. Visiting families - eating into my valuable alcohol/sleep time. Kids - everywhere, acting like hyperactive little cunts. Crimbo - a stupid word, made for stupid cunts, by stupid cunts. Christmas music - shit channeled into your brain at every opportunity, Clockwork Orange style. Jesus - beardy little fake cunt. Suck my dick, Christmas, you're worse than Easter. Bah cuntbug. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjmGbI-Mnys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 27 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Turkey - fucking cheap shit meat. Christmas jumpers - worn only by 'cerrrraaazy' cunts/massive virgins. Salvation Army - begging cunts. Carol Singers - creepy fucking cunts. Visiting families - eating into my valuable alcohol/sleep time. Kids - everywhere, acting like hyperactive little cunts. Crimbo - a stupid word, made for cunts, by cunts. Christmas music - shit channeled into your brain at every opportunity, Clockwork Orange style. Jesus - beardy little fake cunt. Suck my dick, Christmas, you're worse than Easter. Bah cuntbug. Repetitive boring shite as usual you boring wanker. Bon Noel Le Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Turkey - fucking cheap shit meat. Christmas jumpers - worn only by 'cerrrraaazy' cunts/massive virgins. Salvation Army - begging cunts. Carol Singers - creepy fucking cunts. Visiting families - eating into my valuable alcohol/sleep time. Kids - everywhere, acting like hyperactive little cunts. Crimbo - a stupid word, made for cunts, by cunts. Christmas music - shit channeled into your brain at every opportunity, Clockwork Orange style. Jesus - beardy little fake cunt. Suck my dick, Christmas, you're worse than Easter. Bah cuntbug. Isn't it about time you had Julian as your avatar? Just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Repetitive boring shite as usual you boring wanker. Bon Noel Le Cunt In Bubba's defence, this only comes round once a year. Unlike Punkape's brand of daily repetitive boring drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 8 hours ago, Bubba C said: Turkey - fucking cheap shit meat. Christmas jumpers - worn only by 'cerrrraaazy' cunts/massive virgins. Salvation Army - begging cunts. Carol Singers - creepy fucking cunts. Visiting families - eating into my valuable alcohol/sleep time. Kids - everywhere, acting like hyperactive little cunts. Crimbo - a stupid word, made for cunts, by cunts. Christmas music - shit channeled into your brain at every opportunity, Clockwork Orange style. Jesus - beardy little fake cunt. Suck my dick, Christmas, you're worse than Easter. Bah cuntbug. What about mulled wine? Not the actual drink, but that shite fucking nom from pompous windbag Dan? Please add to your list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: What about mulled wine? Not the actual drink, but that shite fucking nom from pompous windbag Dan? Please add to your list. I've just read it. He never stops, does he? Other things I hate about Christmas: Secret Santa - thankfully, I'm employed at a level as to not have to get involved in this grunt-worker shit, but watching a bunch of childish mongs and unachieving middle-aged cunts piss themselves with joy at receiving a soduku book or novelty mug, makes me fucking sick. Cunts who say "have a good Christmas" from the 1st of December - fuck off. Ding - actually, this is a year round thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I've just read it. He never stops, does he? Other things I hate about Christmas: Secret Santa - thankfully, I'm employed at a level as to not have to get involved in this grunt-worker shit, but watching a bunch of childish mongs and unachieving middle-aged cunts piss themselves with joy at receiving a soduku book or novelty mug, makes me fucking sick. Cunts who say "have a good Christmas" from the 1st of December - fuck off. Ding - actually, this is a year round thing. What about cunts who say "where's your Christmas spirit?" I'm a miserable fucking cunt by nature, but it's expected that for the whole of December I'll somehow magically transform into a grinning fucking idiot and cheerfully whistle my way through the entire month, despite spending hundreds of pounds of my money on thoughtless shite for ungrateful cunts who I hate. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 I love Christmas. I relish the challenge of avoiding all the trimmings. No cards. No presents. No parties. Settling down to a Christmas dinner of curry. Walk the dog. The Queens speech then a few beers and a nice violent film. Utopia. Fuck off all you cunts who despise our traditions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 7 hours ago, Decimus said: What about cunts who say "where's your Christmas spirit?" I'm a miserable fucking cunt by nature, but it's expected that for the whole of December I'll somehow magically transform into a grinning fucking idiot and cheerfully whistle my way through the entire month, despite spending hundreds of pounds of my money on thoughtless shite for ungrateful cunts who I hate. Exactly. You need to stick to your guns. Buying gifts for cunts and their mini-cunts - no right thinking cunt should have to part with their alcohol tokens to buy presents for cunts they barely speak to/see through the year, simply because it's "the right thing to do". Christmas cards - What's the fucking point? A piece of recycled paper, with either some faggoty verse written by a failed screenwriter, on it. Or perhaps even worse, a jokey audio-card, with Del Boy wishing you a "cushty Christmas". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Mrs Manky starts preparing for next year on Boxing Day. By new year, she is stressed out. By Easter she is at DEFCON 1. Then it gets more stressful as the days pass. In contrast, I consider the Christmas period to last from get-up o'clock to bed o'clock on Christmas Day. Back to work on Boxing day. New Year is a non event. This year will be bad. My scouse advent calendar had all the windows smashed. In Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: What about cunts who say "where's your Christmas spirit?" I'm a miserable fucking cunt by nature, but it's expected that for the whole of December I'll somehow magically transform into a grinning fucking idiot and cheerfully whistle my way through the entire month, despite spending hundreds of pounds of my money on thoughtless shite for ungrateful cunts who I hate. What fucks me off is the cunts that ignore you all year and a couple of weeks before they "wish you a merry Christmas". No they fucking don't so why bother saying it. And those fucking shite Christmas songs they play on the radio years after year after fucking year and not only the original but also the many talentless versions from the latest X-Factor cunt that Cowell is sucking off this week. Still,you can all enjoy buying your Easter eggs on the 2nd of January. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 This probably deserves a nom on its own. But Boxing Day shoppers make my shit hang sideways. There are cunts that turn up at 6 am outside shops to "grab a bargain". Is their life so fucking dull that they can't go more than one day without shopping? These are probably the same people who wait for days outside fuckingham palace, waving silly plastic union jacks to get a minute glimpse of the queen (gawd bless ya maaaaaaam (curtseys)). Get a fucking life you cretins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: This probably deserves a nom on its own. But Boxing Day shoppers make my shit hang sideways. There are cunts that turn up at 6 am outside shops to "grab a bargain". Is their life so fucking dull that they can't go more than one day without shopping? These are probably the same people who wait for days outside fuckingham palace, waving silly plastic union jacks to get a minute glimpse of the queen (gawd bless ya maaaaaaam (curtseys)). Get a fucking life you cretins Boxing day is for sleeping off the hangover anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 FFS! I've just found out that the goose I bought for Christmas dinner has probably come down with the flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 13 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: FFS! I've just found out that the goose I bought for Christmas dinner has probably come down with the flu. Is the bird French, by an y chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 16 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: FFS! I've just found out that the goose I bought for Christmas dinner has probably come down with the flu. You should have got your goose from me, no problem with avian flu here. I keep my geese in the bedroom for safe keeping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 10 hours ago, Decimus said: What about cunts who say "where's your Christmas spirit?" I'm a miserable fucking cunt by nature, but it's expected that for the whole of December I'll somehow magically transform into a grinning fucking idiot and cheerfully whistle my way through the entire month, despite spending hundreds of pounds of my money on thoughtless shite for ungrateful cunts who I hate. It doesn't bother me in the slightest if you don't grin, you fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 32 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: FFS! I've just found out that the goose I bought for Christmas dinner has probably come down with the flu. If it's flu like symptoms it could be Aids. Have you had sex recently? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 19 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Repetitive boring shite as usual you boring wanker. Bon Noel Le Cunt I thought it was a good effort given his diminished IQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted December 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Garish Christmas trees - white, black, gold or neon fucking pink. I can imagine 7ft monstrosities of these disgusting things taking pride of place in the kitchen-dining room of most northern homes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 17 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: In Bubba's defence, this only comes round once a year. Unlike Punkape's brand of daily repetitive boring drivel. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Peasant. Do us a favour Punkers, please don't derail this nom, it needs all the help it can get. The Welshman is in a post sulk mood and needs supporting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 38 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Garish Christmas trees - white, black, gold or neon fucking pink. I can imagine 7ft monstrosities of these disgusting things taking pride of place in the kitchen-dining room of most northern homes. What you on about? Most of us don't even bother putting the fuckers up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 5 minutes ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: What you on about? Most of us don't even bother putting the fuckers up. The Welsh cunt is struggling at the moment, leave him alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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