camberwell gypsy Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 11 hours ago, Ape said: Brilliant. I'm sitting in a uber cab on my way home and have just stopped myself from peeing on the poor cunts back seat through laughing at this. Just hope I get home in time to make it to the lav. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 14 hours ago, Punkape said: I still ski but nearer Easter.A great friend of mine has a chalet in Verbier and another friend from school has a house in Geneva. I often drive out to Switzerland in the Range Rover. I've skied most years since I was 10. People who don't ski are usually gay. Come on Punker's its your day to die lol! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4079300/Research-reveals-people-pass-away-New-Year-s-Day-time-year.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 19 hours ago, Punkape said: I still ski but nearer Easter.A great friend of mine has a chalet in Verbier and another friend from school has a house in Geneva. I often drive out to Switzerland in the Range Rover. I've skied most years since I was 10. People who don't ski are usually gay. Next time you drive to Switzerland in your Range Rover .. why not drive the whole way, take a short cut across Southport Sands and straight into the Irish Sea and keep going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 19 hours ago, Bubba C said: I'd like to see the little queer being fed baby food through a straw, as opposed to his usual method of sausage through his anus. On topic, skiing is fucking belting. Especially getting shit faced at one of the on-piste bars, before taking your life in your hands and heading down a black run at full pelt and then hitting the apres ski. But Bubbles mate, he was talking about a proper ski resort, not sliding down some ebbw vale slag heap on a pair of scaffold boards. Happy new year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 7 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: But Bubbles mate, he was talking about a proper ski resort, not sliding down some ebbw vale slag heap on a pair of scaffold boards. Happy new year. You mean like that one at Kidsgrove near Bathspool Park? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 8 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: But Bubbles mate, he was talking about a proper ski resort, not sliding down some ebbw vale slag heap on a pair of scaffold boards. Happy new year. Superb. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Talking of slag heaps........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 On 31/12/2016 at 4:09 PM, Punkape said: I still ski but nearer Easter.A great friend of mine has a chalet in Verbier and another friend from school has a house in Geneva. I often drive out to Switzerland in the Range Rover. I've skied most years since I was 10. People who don't ski are usually gay. All lies, you have no friends, you did not attend school, your being wheel chair bound since the age of 6 has prevented you taking up any outdoor activity like skiing or indeed driving range rovers which on benefits is unlikely...possible but unlikely....as being on benefits would have you driving an AMG merc at the very least society could provide you. You were also not allowed out of movies sight at 10 so skiing would not have been allowed. you are gay so if you do ski. Then that's that sorted then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 10, 2017 Report Share Posted January 10, 2017 I'm working class, so I've never been skiing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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