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10 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Can I have one? Or, as a show of soundness, this instant revoke my unwarranted warning point. Or what will happen is warning points will become status symbols, and Gurt will reign supreme. 

Good point. CC should issue real metal Warning Point badges, enamelled and brightly coloured, just like the Robertsons Golly. May I suggest it is in the form of a hairy growler with Rick hanging out of it wagging his finger. Perhaps that cunt Roadkill could sort it.

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6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Good point. CC should issue real metal Warning Point badges, enamelled and brightly coloured, just like the Robertsons Golly. May I suggest it is in the form of a hairy growler with Rick hanging out of it wagging his finger. Perhaps that cunt Roadkill could sort it.

I'll wager you have a busted rusty sheriff's badge.

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1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

Good point. CC should issue real metal Warning Point badges, enamelled and brightly coloured, just like the Robertsons Golly. May I suggest it is in the form of a hairy growler with Rick hanging out of it wagging his finger. Perhaps that cunt Roadkill could sort it.

Sounds like primary school with all this points shit. Load of bollocks that surely no cunt here takes seriously.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

Fuck off back up his arse, you embarrassing boil on humanitys' arse.

You used "arse" twice. That we know of. Plus it's inelegant.

Bitch.

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1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

You used "arse" twice. That we know of. Plus it's inelegant.

Bitch.

Whereas he's used your arse hundreds of times, in a very uncouth manner.

Slack bitch.

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2 hours ago, Snatch said:

Sounds like primary school with all this points shit. Load of bollocks that surely no cunt here takes seriously.

Stand in the corner and put the silly hat on for being such a stupid boy!

 

oh, sorry, that's Ricks job.

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3 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

Oh yes that's relevant, funny and entertains.  You fucking cunt.

It's better than the sort of six metre long mis spelt ranting shit that you take the time to produce, bin man.

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1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said:

You are Mrs Brown and I claim my £5.00,  right to shoot the fuck out of you.

If you shoot me, it's murder.

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3 hours ago, Snatch said:

Sounds like primary school with all this points shit. Load of bollocks that surely no cunt here takes seriously.

Possibly. How are you faring for warning points? Ask yourself that. 

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5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

It's better than the sort of six metre long mis spelt ranting shit that you take the time to produce, bin man.

Mis spelt....what a cunt.

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Just now, Monumental cunt said:

Mis spelt....what a cunt.

You've got me. Fuck. Can I borrow some bleach ? I'll trust you not to water it down? Tight northern cunt.

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12 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

You've got me. Fuck. Can I borrow some bleach ? I'll trust you not to water it down? Tight northern cunt.

No frills bleach from Aldi....now open wide !   

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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Domestos is the drink of gentlemen, Harpic is for degenerate Yorkshiremen and supermarket brands are for Johnny Foreigner.

Does "Cilit bang" drain cleaner do the job or mixed with Pepsi max is it served up in all Newcastle cocktail bars to the clamidia infected northern slags for £18 a shot.  Anyway I heard Quincy could win a drinking competition with Marc almond.  Bleach is too good for him.

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1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said:

Does "Cilit bang" drain cleaner do the job or mixed with Pepsi max is it served up in all Newcastle cocktail bars to the clamidia infected northern slags for £18 a shot.  Anyway I heard Quincy could win a drinking competition with Marc almond.  Bleach is too good for him.

Cillit Bang is consumed only by shouty cunt Barry Scott. If you want a good laugh, look up 'kitchen gun' and 'toilet grenade' on you tube. I would post the link but this cunting iPhone won't allow it.

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