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Signor Infantino is the current President of FIFA, having succeeded Sepp Blatter. I can ignore his alleged corruption involving bribes from UEFA, and I can ignore the fact that he is “an administrator” who has never actually played the game, but what I can’t ignore is his STUPID FUCKING HEAD.

388898-gianni-infantino.jpg

It looks like an autistic child has painted a face on a well-greased boiled egg and it has begun to slide off. What a fucking conehead!

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2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Signor Infantino is the current President of FIFA, having succeeded Sepp Blatter. I can ignore his alleged corruption involving bribes from UEFA, and I can ignore the fact that he is “an administrator” who has never actually played the game, but what I can’t ignore is his STUPID FUCKING HEAD.

388898-gianni-infantino.jpg

It looks like an autistic child has painted a face on a well-greased boiled egg and it has begun to slide off. What a fucking conehead!

 

 

All that money and the tight bastard won't even pay for hair transplant surgery. Or a decent fucking dentist for that matter. Bet he stinks IRL.

Guest Tata Steely Dan
Posted

Cunt never puts enough Parmesan on my Carbonara when I'm eating at his restaurant. Obsequious cunt. 

Guest Tata Steely Dan
Posted
1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

Fuck off, Douglas Bader.

I asked him for a ride in his Spitfire one time, and he said "that will cost you an arm and a leg, son". 

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Imagine if Marc Tree Bender had penned "Ride a Yellow Banana" instead of that White Swan shit. Sponsorship deals alone would have bought him a car and house.

Posted
19 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Signor Infantino is the current President of FIFA, having succeeded Sepp Blatter. I can ignore his alleged corruption involving bribes from UEFA, and I can ignore the fact that he is “an administrator” who has never actually played the game, but what I can’t ignore is his STUPID FUCKING HEAD.

388898-gianni-infantino.jpg

It looks like an autistic child has painted a face on a well-greased boiled egg and it has begun to slide off. What a fucking conehead!

 

 

He looks like that scary cunt whose eyes lit up in Thunderbirds. Scared the crap out of me.

Guest Snatch
Posted
2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

That's him. Ooer still scares me.

At least he's not a footballist.

Apparently it's a game for poofs and irons.

Posted
1 hour ago, Snatch said:

At least he's not a footballist.

Apparently it's a game for poofs and irons.

What's your sport of choice then, Snatch? Or are you refusing to answer all simple questions today?

Guest Gong Farmer
Posted
4 hours ago, Snatch said:

At least he's not a footballist.

Apparently it's a game for poofs and irons.

Fucking football, it's group think for beer boys.

Guest Snatch
Posted
14 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

What's your sport of choice then, Snatch? Or are you refusing to answer all simple questions today?

Sorry for the late reply,it's seems me having a life stopped me from logging on last night.

Anyway,all sport is bollocks and a waste of time.

Except pikey hunting.

Posted
12 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Sorry for the late reply,it's seems me having a life stopped me from logging on last night.

Anyway,all sport is bollocks and a waste of time.

Except pikey hunting.

I'll put you down for "Croquet", then.

Guest Snatch
Posted
Just now, Cuntybaws said:

I'll put you down for "Croquet", then.

Are you the team captain?

Posted
50 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I was going to let you have Polo, but it's the Eton Wall Game for you now. Prepare your soggy biscuit, Biggles.

I can smell your mum

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