Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 18 minutes ago, ratcum said: Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross To see a fine lady without any toes. I used to chant this endlessly, even after my mum shouted "that's fuckin wrong you pointless little whelk Ride a horse's cock? No small wonder your mother kept you stabled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh for fuck sake. I've just spat bearnaise sauce down the front of my dress. I had you down as a swallower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So do you have a steak in cattle farming then? I did for a minute, but went Topside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 35 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Fucking hell that derelict church is still there! Only just, since gyps stripped the lead from its steeple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh for fuck sake. I've just spat bearnaise sauce down the front of my dress. Is that what you call it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 This is fucking dire. Utter, utter fucking drivel. Fuck off Dan, and fuck off Jazz. If you want a suggestion of something you pair of utter fucking wankers should give up to save the planet, try breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh for fuck sake. I've just spat bearnaise sauce down the front of my dress. I'd rather Roast Beef, than Pee Soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: They tend to float rather than sink. What, like witches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 I once had a cow with no legs. And so I turned it into ground beef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 9, 2017 Report Share Posted March 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: Next door was a pub called The Temple, now long gone. Baaaaaaaaaaands won't play no moooore...Too much fighting on de dance flo' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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