Stubby Pecker Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 9 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Why was Punkers reply removed? it was better than his usual drivel... You probably won't get a response from the gay spazmo as I believe Wednesday nights is double team Nigerian spit roast night so he's a bit busy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: At any social event that involves a bit of friendly competition - going 10 pin bowling with the team at work for example, there's always at least one Overly Competitive Cunt (OCC) that takes it all way too seriously. Rather than just enjoy the occasion, have a few drinks and take the piss, the OCC will line up for each shot like their whole fucking life depends on it. They will repeatedly examine the scoreboard, to see exactly what they "need to do" to secure a victory. They will also complain bitterly if some other cunt is deemed to have committed a foul, either accidentally, or, since it's for fun, deliberately. Fucking cunts. I know the types, but if it's work colleagues it's easy to plot revenge. Drugs are really cheap and it's not hard to spike a drink and of course every phone has a video camera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That may say more about you than them, Stubbs... Whoops... In my defence I am pissed. 3 bottles of Scotland's finest for crimbo and I've just polished off the last cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 5, 2017 Report Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: You get shit on you. French shit. A little lead behind the left ear won't travel to the gastrointestinal tract. With the average frog, you won't even get brain matter on your smock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 5 hours ago, Ape said: Does it work on spack-in-the-box French wankers? I think if you examine the ballistic velocity of a paintball, even a frozen one, it'll struggle to keep up with a French man sprinting away from the sight of a gun. That's what usually happens on the battlefield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 10 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: If it was fowl, and it was a goose, I am interested. My cousin Dawn has trouble with canada geese trampling her pasture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 10 hours ago, Punkape said: This sounds very much like a sour grapes nomination from a cunt who is shit at everything and has a huge axe to grind. The fact you go to ten pin pin bowling says everything....fuck off and die you preposterous, decaying lump of fly-blown anaconda uterus. fuck off..... The last two two words are especially good as far as Jape is concerned Mr Punkely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: My cousin Dawn has trouble with canada geese trampling her pasture. I woke up at the crack of dawn. RIP. MiniMike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: The last two two words are especially good as far as Jape is concerned Mr Punkely Fuck off, you wizen old hag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 10 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: A little lead behind the left ear won't travel to the gastrointestinal tract. With the average frog, you won't even get brain matter on your smock. Clearly you've never studied French biology. Where do you think the term "shit for brains" came from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 15 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Where do you think the term "shit for brains" came from? Cleobury Mortimer, Market Drayton and Ruthin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 25 minutes ago, Ape said: Fuck off, you wizen old hag. Sorry have I have blocked you and cannot see your posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 12 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I am certainly not a snob, but the man is so working class and thick to boot. He is also very plain, common and ordinary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 5 hours ago, Ape said: Fuck off, you wizen old hag. Ape, I'm just quoting you so Pen gets to see the post, whether she's blocking you or not. I suspect not, otherwise there would not have been a quote and response. Pen, you need to hear this from a neutral and objective party, fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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