Chunky bicycle tyres

[PANZER MURPHY]

Chunky bicycle tyres have no place on the road as they are too hard to pedal with ..more suited to off road. .cunting things

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[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said:

Chunky bicycle tyres have no place on the road as they are too hard to pedal with ..more suited to off road. .cunting things

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You could try cutting the nobbly bits off with a Swiss Army knife. For more ideas, visit @Erics solutions.com

[PANZER MURPHY]

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You could try cutting the nobbly bits off with a Swiss Army knife. For more ideas, visit @Erics solutions.com

YouTube it baby 

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[Eric Cuntman]

6 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

YouTube it baby 

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My immense wisdom is only available via one on one consultation to members of the corner. 

[Guest DingTheRioja]

Right, this is the third turd.

Shut the fuck up.

[PANZER MURPHY]

1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said:

Right, this is the third turd.

Shut the fuck up.

Rambling fukwit 

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[Stubby Pecker]

6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Chunky bicycle tyres have no place on the road as they are too hard to pedal with ..more suited to off road. .cunting things

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Fascinating and pure shite, but a least you're trying

[Guest Lady Penelope]

7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You could try cutting the nobbly bits off with a Swiss Army knife. For more ideas, visit @Erics solutions.com

Wouldn't it be easier filing them off with a rasp?

[Guest Lady Penelope]

7 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Chunky bicycle tyres have no place on the road as they are too hard to pedal with ..more suited to off road. .cunting things

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Schwalbe big apple tyres are quite chunky but roll easily if you pump them up proper hard rather than soft like a paul daniels little tool just before he died.

[PANZER MURPHY]

3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Fascinating and pure shite, but a least you're trying

Fascinating and pure shite will do ..blends right in with the rest of it here

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[Guest DingTheRioja]

4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Fascinating and pure shite will do ..blends right in with the rest of it here

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If it's that bad, then how about fucking off?

[Guest nobgobbler]

Here in Yorkshire we run over cunts with our massive tractor tyres. What do you think about that?

[PANZER MURPHY]

1 hour ago, nobgobbler said:

Here in Yorkshire we run over cunts with our massive tractor tyres. What do you think about that?

I don't think about Yorkshire at all

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[Eric Cuntman]

10 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said:

Wouldn't it be easier filing them off with a rasp?

No, not even a farriers rasp. The nobbly bits would move around too much.

[Guest nobgobbler]

59 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

I don't think about Yorkshire at all

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Thank fuck for that, we can all breathe out now.

[Jiggerycock]

I fashion them into some kind of uber-ribbed condom, to fit around my massive wang

[Guest DingTheRioja]

20 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

I fashion them into some kind of uber-ribbed condom, to fit around my massive wang

That's called a dildo, not a condom.

[PANZER MURPHY]

2 hours ago, nobgobbler said:

Thank fuck for that, we can all breathe out now.

Last of the summer wine was made around there wasn't it. .I like that series may take a short sojourn during the summer months 

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