PANZER MURPHY Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 Chunky bicycle tyres have no place on the road as they are too hard to pedal with ..more suited to off road. .cunting things Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Chunky bicycle tyres have no place on the road as they are too hard to pedal with ..more suited to off road. .cunting things Panzerknacker You could try cutting the nobbly bits off with a Swiss Army knife. For more ideas, visit @Erics solutions.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You could try cutting the nobbly bits off with a Swiss Army knife. For more ideas, visit @Erics solutions.com YouTube it baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 6 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: YouTube it baby Panzerknacker My immense wisdom is only available via one on one consultation to members of the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 Right, this is the third turd. Shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Right, this is the third turd. Shut the fuck up. Rambling fukwit Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Chunky bicycle tyres have no place on the road as they are too hard to pedal with ..more suited to off road. .cunting things Panzerknacker Fascinating and pure shite, but a least you're trying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You could try cutting the nobbly bits off with a Swiss Army knife. For more ideas, visit @Erics solutions.com Wouldn't it be easier filing them off with a rasp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 7 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Chunky bicycle tyres have no place on the road as they are too hard to pedal with ..more suited to off road. .cunting things Panzerknacker Schwalbe big apple tyres are quite chunky but roll easily if you pump them up proper hard rather than soft like a paul daniels little tool just before he died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fascinating and pure shite, but a least you're trying Fascinating and pure shite will do ..blends right in with the rest of it here Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Fascinating and pure shite will do ..blends right in with the rest of it here Panzerknacker If it's that bad, then how about fucking off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Here in Yorkshire we run over cunts with our massive tractor tyres. What do you think about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Here in Yorkshire we run over cunts with our massive tractor tyres. What do you think about that? I don't think about Yorkshire at all Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 10 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Wouldn't it be easier filing them off with a rasp? No, not even a farriers rasp. The nobbly bits would move around too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 59 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I don't think about Yorkshire at all Panzerknacker Thank fuck for that, we can all breathe out now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 I fashion them into some kind of uber-ribbed condom, to fit around my massive wang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 20 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I fashion them into some kind of uber-ribbed condom, to fit around my massive wang That's called a dildo, not a condom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Thank fuck for that, we can all breathe out now. Last of the summer wine was made around there wasn't it. .I like that series may take a short sojourn during the summer months Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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