Cuntybaws Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Most of the Slovak cunts I've met live on cabbage soup and chicken breast hammered flat, covered in seasoned breadcrumbs and pan fried, the only beer they seem to drink is 'Kozel' which is Slovakian for Goat and probably refers to the piss used to brew it. The Polish on the other hand have some lovely beers, Warka is strong as fuck, but Tyskie Gronie is a really nice 5.5% lager. They can fucking drink as well, they have a hand sign for drunk, which looks like a cut throat motion, comes from Russia, where it means drinking until dead, which is how Russians drink. I've been known to resort to hand signals after a few Tyskies too, as I'm sure you can imagine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You should never mix Poles & Slovaks with Romanians, the Romanians will end up getting killed, the others fucking hate them, justifiably so, Romanians are dirty thieving cunts. Slovaks should pay Pole Tax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I think my marriage will survive punters sending borrowed dick picks... Don't think I am that uncouth. My face says it all, no need for a cock shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I've been known to resort to hand signals after a few Tyskies too, as I'm sure you can imagine. Debowe is an evil cunt of a drink. I didn't check how strong the stuff was whilst polishing off a fourpack one summer's afternoon. Could barely speak, let alone walk. I'm sticking to buckfast wine from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 18 minutes ago, Spanky said: Debowe is an evil cunt of a drink. I didn't check how strong the stuff was whilst polishing off a fourpack one summer's afternoon. Could barely speak, let alone walk. I'm sticking to buckfast wine from now on. Rab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 57 minutes ago, Spanky said: Debowe is an evil cunt of a drink. I didn't check how strong the stuff was whilst polishing off a fourpack one summer's afternoon. Could barely speak, let alone walk. I'm sticking to buckfast wine from now on. I knew a woman that could sink eight of those in two hours and still ask for a lift to the offie to get eight more without slurring. Hardcore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I knew a woman that could sink eight of those in two hours and still ask for a lift to the offie to get eight more without slurring. Hardcore! Your mum must have been quite a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Spanky said: Your mum must have been quite a woman It was my gran. My mum drank wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: It was my gran. My mum drank wine. Grandmothers eh, the loveable fucking rascals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: I knew a woman that could sink eight of those in two hours and still ask for a lift to the offie to get eight more without slurring. Hardcore! I knew a woman that took in eight Foster kids. Mum, I called 'er. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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