Guest Stoops Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 This Cunt lives in an 8 million pound mansion in Kensington. In his bank he has £400 million. Annually this cunt makes £95 million http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/simon-cowell-net-worth/ Now he is releasing a "charity single" for us plebs to put our hands in our pockets to help those who have lost everything. Fuck you Cowell you cunt of epic proportions. Your bank account alone could fund 10 tower blocks. Angling for a knighthood. Arise sir Cunt. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stoops said: This Cunt lives in an 8 million pound mansion in Kensington. In his bank he has £400 million. Annually this cunt makes £95 million http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/simon-cowell-net-worth/ Now he is releasing a "charity single" for us plebs to put our hands in our pockets to help those who have lost everything. Fuck you Cowell you cunt of epic proportions. Your bank account alone could fund 10 tower blocks. Angling for a knighthood. Arise sir Cunt. Cunt. Good point, all these fucking celebs telling us we ought to be handing money over to good causes should be ripped apart by dogs. Like Ewan McGregor doing a water aid campaign that pocketed him tens of thousands for 2 minutes of camera time, and those cunts who win 4 grand for their pet charity on Tipping Point and get paid 20 grand for appearing. Bob Geldof can get fucked as well, moralistic cunt who raised a brood of degenerate junkies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Good point, all these fucking celebs telling us we ought to be handing money over to good causes should be ripped apart by dogs. Like Ewan McGregor doing a water aid campaign that pocketed him tens of thousands for 2 minutes of camera time, and those cunts who win 4 grand for their pet charity on Tipping Point and get paid 20 grand for appearing. Bob Geldof can get fucked as well, moralistic cunt who raised a brood of degenerate junkies. Never forget to include Bono in such rants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoops Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good point, all these fucking celebs telling us we ought to be handing money over to good causes should be ripped apart by dogs. Like Ewan McGregor doing a water aid campaign that pocketed him tens of thousands for 2 minutes of camera time, and those cunts who win 4 grand for their pet charity on Tipping Point and get paid 20 grand for appearing. Bob Geldof can get fucked as well, moralistic cunt who raised a brood of degenerate junkies. Arise Sir Cuntman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Never forget to include Bono in such rants. Yes. The emperor of moralistic wankpuffins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoops Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Yes. The emperor of moralistic wankpuffins. Do puffins wear sunglasses inside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, King_Cunt said: "Son, I am your biological father, any rumours you hear about me being a chutney ferret and paying your mum to say I knocked her up are untrue. At school my nickname was 'straight as a die Si', especially amongst the other boys in my Creative Dance class. Now be a good lad, fetch my feather boa and my amyl nitrate, daddy's going clubbing". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stoops said: Do puffins wear sunglasses inside? Wankpuffins do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoops Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 Funny thing is - this cunt isn't from Kensington or Chelsea. He was born in Lambeth. He would probably do the same down there too. Put your hands in your pockets you plebs. Anything for a bit of positive press. Shame he is still in the closet. Now give me that knighthood. Disco Inferno. Candle in the wind. Sex is on Fire. Feel free to suggest any other titles..............wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 My friend has cancer of the Simon Cowell= Bowel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 By all accounts Cowell's just had a baby... He reckons its vocals are shit and has no chance of replacing his little minx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My friend has cancer of the Simon Cowell= Bowel As stated previously: Simon Cowell is rhyming slang for sanitary towel. Because he's a bloody cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoops Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Ollyboro said: As stated previously: Simon Cowell is rhyming slang for sanitary towel. Because he's a bloody cunt. Doffs Cap Sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King_Cunt Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good point, all these fucking celebs telling us we ought to be handing money over to good causes should be ripped apart by dogs. Like Ewan McGregor doing a water aid campaign that pocketed him tens of thousands for 2 minutes of camera time, and those cunts who win 4 grand for their pet charity on Tipping Point and get paid 20 grand for appearing. Bob Geldof can get fucked as well, moralistic cunt who raised a brood of degenerate junkies. I really don't like Bob Cuntof, he's worth £150 million, this smelly, odd looking, bum nut could easily spare £149 million of his own cash (which he definitely didn't earn from the cunttown rats shite) to the folk in Africa, without inflicting us with more of his utter verbal bullshit, and cunt aid. I did hear that Ewan McCunter had his lower ribs removed so he could perform fellatio on himself easier, any truth in this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoops Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 Just now, King_Cunt said: I really don't like Bob Cuntof, he's worth £150 million, this smelly, odd looking, bum nut could easily spare £149 million of his own cash (which he definitely didn't earn from the cunttown rats shite) to the folk in Africa, without inflicting us with more of his utter verbal bullshit, and cunt aid. I did hear that Ewan McCunter had his lower ribs removed so he could perform fellatio on himself easier, any truth in this? King Cunt - regardless - I think we can all agree that these wankers with hundreds of millions in the bank could afford a few to donate to these poor people who have lost their whole lives. Their homes. Their possessions. But don't worry - you can buy a charity single on Monday to help the Grenfell victims. Do your bit you selfish cunt. x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, King_Cunt said: I really don't like Bob Cuntof, he's worth £150 million, this smelly, odd looking, bum nut could easily spare £149 million of his own cash (which he definitely didn't earn from the cunttown rats shite) to the folk in Africa, without inflicting us with more of his utter verbal bullshit, and cunt aid. I did hear that Ewan McCunter had his lower ribs removed so he could perform fellatio on himself easier, any truth in this? You're confusing him with Punkape. Now, old Punky didn't elect to have his lower ribs removed - they were kicked in by some of his fan club. However, he's enjoying the result none the less. He's a vile little cock sucker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, King_Cunt said: I really don't like Bob Cuntof, he's worth £150 million, this smelly, odd looking, bum nut could easily spare £149 million of his own cash (which he definitely didn't earn from the cunttown rats shite) to the folk in Africa, without inflicting us with more of his utter verbal bullshit, and cunt aid. I did hear that Ewan McCunter had his lower ribs removed so he could perform fellatio on himself easier, any truth in this? I've no idea, but I know Marilyn Manson had the ribs out for that reason. Strange cunt Marilyn Manson, used to be a child star, played the geeky 10 year old kid with the glasses in 'The Wonder Years'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoops Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 I think we can all agree Cowell is a cunt. Goodnight fuckers. Charity single on sale on Monday. Save your pennies. Wankers. x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 What's all of this "x" malarkey that Stooper is dishing out on this very eve? I don't agree with it if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 16 minutes ago, King_Cunt said: I really don't like Bob Cuntof, he's worth £150 million, this smelly, odd looking, bum nut could easily spare £149 million of his own cash (which he definitely didn't earn from the cunttown rats shite) to the folk in Africa, without inflicting us with more of his utter verbal bullshit, and cunt aid. I did hear that Ewan McCunter had his lower ribs removed so he could perform fellatio on himself easier, any truth in this? I met the cunt (worked at Live Aid) and that idiot Bongo. Sting is a bigger cunt than the pair of the fuckers... Now, shut the fuck-up and: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoops Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 Ah ya fuckers. Kiss milarky is my way of saying bye. I don't down the brown or drop anchor in poo bay. So Fuck off. BIG KISS TO YOU THOUGH X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stoops said: Ah ya fuckers. Kiss milarky is my way of saying bye. I don't down the brown or drop anchor in poo bay. So Fuck off. BIG KISS TO YOU THOUGH X Stop It. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've no idea, but I know Marilyn Manson had the ribs out for that reason. Strange cunt Marilyn Manson, used to be a child star, played the geeky 10 year old kid with the glasses in 'The Wonder Years'. I think the rib removal thing is an urban myth..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, Stoops said: Ah ya fuckers. Kiss milarky is my way of saying bye. I don't down the brown or drop anchor in poo bay. So Fuck off. BIG KISS TO YOU THOUGH X Sounds like someone needs a few ribs out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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