Posh cunts who take their kids to expensive restaurants

[Wolfie]

35 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Ok, "roops darling, when I poked up your shite pipe last night, did I reach the gibblets like the time we were courting and I did you over the railings on the Severn bridge?"

Excerpts from Mrs Roops' porn blog indicate her husband has, with her assistance, evolved an arsehole David Furnish would be proud of. Make of that what you will.

[Frank]

47 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

No, Fred, you belittled yourself. As you continue to do; hanging on to false memories is never a pleasant trait. Good evening.

I remember now. After a long absence, your jovial little return fell flat on its face and nothing you could say would raise a smile. Quite simply, we hated you. Whilst everyone had moved on and upwards, you were stuck in a fart joke time warp. Some of the jazz-like plebs might have warmed to your contrived bollocks, but it's still obvious that you're trying too hard.

 

 

[Guest Ollyboro]

3 minutes ago, Frank said:

I remember now. After a long absence, your jovial little return fell flat on its face and nothing you could say would raise a smile. Quite simply, we hated you. Whilst everyone had moved on and upwards, you were stuck in a fart joke time warp. Some of the jazz-like plebs might have warmed to your contrived bollocks, but it's still obvious that you're trying to hard.

 

 

To hard, or too harden. That is the question. Plank.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

6 hours ago, Gong Farmer said:

Posh was it? Well I wouldn't have let a low rent looking cunt like through the door in the first place. Stick to what you know, a Harvester, fifteen quid all in including a free pint of Carling Black label.

Isn't Wetherspoons cheaper?

[Guest Mingeeta]

7 hours ago, Frank said:

Ming I'm not one to take sides, but it really really looks like he's got right up your nose.. with very little effort. Shit.

Trust me he's not got up my nose, just letting her know where she stands.

[Guest Mingeeta]

7 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said:

Ming and Ding they should go hand in hand to Dignitas.

Shut up you pathetic coffin dodger, get your own phrases.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

5 minutes ago, Mingeeta said:

Shut up you pathetic coffin dodger, get your own phrases.

You do ming a bit .. do you ever wash yourself?

[Guest Mingeeta]

9 hours ago, Frank said:

I'm not convinced the bitty drawn-out approach is having the desired effect on weaker members. Engaging with the likes of Mingeeta and Stupid Pecker certainly won't stand you in good stead. Move on.

And you can stand someone in good stead? It's obvious by the reaction of your return that all you are is a sack of shit, nothing more.

[Guest Mingeeta]

1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said:

You do ming a bit .. do you ever wash yourself?

Bloody hell you really are fucking stupid.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

1 minute ago, Mingeeta said:

Bloody hell you really are fucking stupid.

Poor ming .. what time do you go to school?

[Guest Bill Stickers]

7 hours ago, Gong Farmer said:

Posh was it? Well I wouldn't have let a low rent looking cunt like through the door in the first place. Stick to what you know, a Harvester, fifteen quid all in including a free pint of Carling Black label.

Don't Harvester have a salad bar? Bit upmarket for me. 

 

[Guest Mingeeta]

4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Don't Harvester have a salad bar? Bit upmarket for me. 

 

Good morning William.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

1 minute ago, Mingeeta said:

Good morning William.

Morning Mingy. How was the night shift at Asda? 

It's funny isn't it... as you're about to clock off, the rest of us are just getting up.

You've responded to every post I've made on here in the last 24 hours. It indicates two things.

Firstly, you're rattled. Very, very rattled. 

Secondly, you must have not been paying attention to the shelves when you stacked them, because you've been too busy replying to me all night on your knock off Android you got from the electronics section with your staff discount.

[Guest Mingeeta]

13 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Morning Mingy. How was the night shift at Asda? 

It's funny isn't it... as you're about to clock off, the rest of us are just getting up.

You've responded to every post I've made on here in the last 24 hours. It indicates two things.

Firstly, you're rattled. Very, very rattled. 

Secondly, you must have not been paying attention to the shelves when you stacked them, because you've been too busy replying to me all night on your knock off Android you got from the electronics section with your staff discount.

Still posting pathetic nonsense I see. I've been at work well before the nurse changed your incontinence pad dear chap, Asda not being a place I would want to work, although that would still be better than having to place shapes in their correct holes, how many have you managed so far today by the way?

And I think it's actually me got under your skin, all I said was good morning. Poor boy.

[Frank]

26 minutes ago, Mingeeta said:

Still posting pathetic nonsense I see. I've been at work well before the nurse changed your incontinence pad dear chap, Asda not being a place I would want to work, although that would still be better than having to place shapes in their correct holes, how many have you managed so far today by the way?

And I think it's actually me got under your skin, all I said was good morning. Poor boy.

You were clearly upset, but look at what you've achieved this morning by simply learning to breathe before you post. I like you. 

[Guest Bill Stickers]

25 minutes ago, Frank said:

You were clearly upset, but look at what you've achieved this morning by simply learning to breathe before you post. I like you. 

Frank "Two Decks" Kleftiko in vintage form.

[Guest Gong Farmer]

4 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said:

Isn't Wetherspoons cheaper?

I really wouldn't know. Unlike Bill's Knickers I don't and won't patronize such establishments.

[Guest Mingeeta]

2 hours ago, Frank said:

You were clearly upset, but look at what you've achieved this morning by simply learning to breathe before you post. I like you. 

Thank you Frank, you have grown on me too.

[Guest Mingeeta]

2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

Frank "Two Decks" Kleftiko in vintage form.

I think you are clearly a has been Bill.

In fact, sorry, you aren't a has been, because you were nothing in the first place.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

4 minutes ago, Mingeeta said:

Thank you Frank, you have grown on me too.

He's playing you like a puppet. Only metaphorically in this instance, although I'm sure he'll shove his fist up your arse before long too.

[Guest Mingeeta]

Just now, Bill Stickers said:

 I'm sure he'll shove his fist up your arse before long too.

Probably because yours will be a baggy fit William. Now run along, you're depriving some village somewhere of an idiot.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

4 minutes ago, Mingeeta said:

Probably because yours will be a baggy fit William. Now run along, you're depriving some village somewhere of an idiot.

A am increasingly worried by the efforts they are making to keep you alive mingle, can you not reach the off switch yourself?

[Guest Bill Stickers]

2 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said:

A am increasingly worried by the efforts they are making to keep you alive mingle, can you not reach the off switch yourself?

He's got flid arms. He can't even scratch his own bollocks. 

[Guest Mingeeta]

6 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said:

A am increasingly worried by the efforts they are making to keep you alive mingle, can you not reach the off switch yourself?

Bloody hell.

Brains arent everything Pen, but in your case they're nothing.

[Guest Mingeeta]

5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

He's got flid arms. He can't even scratch his own bollocks. 

Pathetic attempt billy boy. Ever thought of slitting your wrists,  It will lower your blood pressure for you.