Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 7 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I once drove off while my niece was getting in the back of the car. Drove off while she was only half in. ... well it made me laugh anyway. Until a special warden from children's services fucked you off into a cell at flid's prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 9 hours ago, ratcum said: Imagine if you ordered a George Foreman Grill but the actual cunt himself was in the box? I refer you back to my comments on other noms. regarding the Rolf Harris Stylophone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 14 hours ago, Frank said: Pile of shit. Good to see your critique is still the same after your break. There is a version of all that jazz on cunting through song, by me you copycat cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 11 hours ago, Frank said: Writing the Jazz song was hilarious. I laughed so hard I farted when singing it back to myself. I've just received it via PM, superb work, bravo. Ask Baws for a copy of "when ding says nothing at all". It truly was my magnum opus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 8 hours ago, Frank said: 'Scary. Also if anything unusual does happen to myself or any of my personal friends or family I can assure you I'll do everything in my power to find you and have you prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law'. Don't worry baby, you won't feel a thing. Uh huh. Do you shave your armpit hair, Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Uh huh. Do you shave your armpit hair, Frank? Stop procrastinating you dopey council tart. Get it done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 13 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I've just received it via PM, superb work, bravo. Ask Baws for a copy of "when ding says nothing at all". It truly was my magnum opus. I'm not really interested. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 Just now, Frank said: Stop procrastinating you dopey council tart. Get it done. The rough sketch is already finished, however I have other appointments today so we're probably looking at a complete product by tomorrow, maybe tonight if I can be arsed. Don't listen to that bloody 'eavens, by the way, I'm not going to go for some silly modern art "symbolism", but your shit bucket will be included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm not really interested. Sorry. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 5 hours ago, Frank said: I'm not really interested. Sorry. Any chance of a new video you balding old cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 23 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Any chance of a new video you balding old cunt? Balding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 43 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Any chance of a new video you balding old cunt? Patience my boy. If you can't wait, I'm at the Murray/Paire match right now.. 5 rows above the royal box, slightly left of centre. Blue hat. BBC2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 8 minutes ago, Frank said: Patience my boy. If you can't wait, I'm at the Murray/Paire match right now.. 5 rows above the royal box, slightly left of centre. Blue hat. BBC2 And here's me thinking David Walliams is the least funny cunt there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 23 minutes ago, Frank said: Patience my boy. If you can't wait, I'm at the Murray/Paire match right now.. 5 rows above the royal box, slightly left of centre. Blue hat. BBC2 Slightly off centre? Get away with you. You're just 'OFF' and If you're sat anyplace in Wimbledon, it will be alone at the cemetery eating Pollock & Chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: And here's me thinking David Walliams is the least funny cunt there. Not with his side-kick Frank Lucas close to hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 Well. Sorry Frank. I owe you an apology. You ARE there after all. BTW. You're even bigger cunt when shaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Get away with you. If you're sat anyplace in Wimbledon, it will be at the cemetery eating Pollock & Chips. Or tossing off Orinoco for white cider money. ? Underground, undergrowth, cottaging free, the wanker of Wimbledon Common is he ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: Patience my boy. If you can't wait, I'm at the Murray/Paire match right now.. 5 rows above the royal box, slightly left of centre. Blue hat. BBC2 Nobody is convinced by this bullshit Frank. I don't doubt you're there, but you didn't pay for them. Probably won them via some ghastly local raffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 17 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Nobody is convinced by this bullshit Frank. I don't doubt you're there, but you didn't pay for them. Probably won them via some ghastly local raffle. I rather suspect that the Vichy cunt Murray's playing has heard a rumour that Frank's in attendance. He's so embarrassed to be in the same room as Frank, he's stuck Roops' minge to his face as a disguise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 17 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: I rather suspect that the Vichy cunt Murray's playing has heard a rumour that Frank's in attendance. He's so embarrassed to be in the same room as Frank, he's stuck Roops' minge to his face as a disguise. Don't be silly. If that was Roops' minge, he wouldn't be able to see where he was going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Or tossing off Orinoco for white cider money. ? Underground, undergrowth, cottaging free, the wanker of Wimbledon Common is he ? Oh, you do make me laugh... I cannot escape from the image of him being nursed by both of his mates, Strawberry & Cream, following a wild Murray Volley to the cunts forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Don't be silly. If that was Roops' minge, he wouldn't be able to see where he was going. Don't be so sure. He's bound to need a drink at some point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 46 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Nobody is convinced by this bullshit Frank. I don't doubt you're there, but you didn't pay for them. Probably won them via some ghastly local raffle. That he is at Wimbledon is highly likely. After all, he does get about for a bit and so I expect that he is at "a very secret location" on Wimbledon Common, with his Hampstead Heath boys. You know the ones, but I'm afraid that Frank is a back-stabbing cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: That he is at Wimbledon is highly likely. After all, he does get about for a bit and so I expect that he is at "a very secret location" on Wimbledon Common, with his Hampstead Heath boys. You know the ones, but I'm afraid that Frank is a back-stabbing cunt. Please, stay off my side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 Just now, Bill Stickers said: Please, stay off my side. Don't worry. I'll stay off your back too, if its all the same to you, though I can at times agree with an un-likeminded soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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