Earl of Punkape Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 An Aga is an essential tool for the kitchen and if set up properly can help heat your home as well.The various ovens and excellent hobs are brilliant for cooking traditional British dishes as well as continental cuisine. There are a number of dealers in Cheshire and service charges are very reasonable. Mine is set up for a variety of fuel uses and it comes into it's own if ever you have to dispose of a body or other troublesome things or documents. An Aga is an essential accompaniment for county and country living and a property without an Aga is not fit for purpose. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: An Aga is an essential tool for the kitchen and if set up properly can help heat your home as well.The various ovens and excellent hobs are brilliant for cooking traditional British dishes as well as continental cuisine. There are a number of dealers in Cheshire and service charges are very reasonable. Mine is set up for a variety of fuel uses and it comes into it's own if ever you have to dispose of a body or other troublesome things or documents. An Aga is an essential accompaniment for county and country living and a property without an Aga is not fit for purpose. Fuck off. My missus is the essential tool in my kitchen, and she keeps the house warm when I tell take her to get off her arse and turn the thermostat up. All in all, she earns her own money too so i'd say mine was cheaper than yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: My missus is the essential tool in my kitchen, and she keeps the house warm when I tell take her to get off her arse and turn the thermostat up. All in all, she earns her own money too so i'd say mine was cheaper than yours. You're bedsit is probably too small for an Aga. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: You're bedsit is probably too small for an Aga. lol. It may be but the missus is a nagger so it's close enough for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're bedsit is probably too small for an Aga. lol. So you're bedsit is pretty large is it? It has to be if you can fit an Aga and your S and M gimp stuff in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 Just now, Mingeeta said: So you're bedsit is pretty large is it? It has to be if you can fit an Aga and your S and M gimp stuff in it. I have an estate... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I have an estate... lol. A mondeo estate. Probably with blacked out windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 Just now, Mingeeta said: A mondeo estate. Probably with blacked out windows. Land actually...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Land actually...... I didn't know land rover did an estate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 Just now, Mingeeta said: I didn't know land rover did an estate. You probably drive an allotment..... lol. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You probably drive an allotment..... lol. Peasant. Duhhhhh. You had to ruin a decent conversation didn't you. Lol. Fuck off Oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Duhhhhh. You had to ruin a decent conversation didn't you. Lol. Fuck off Oik. You probably have an allotment and host dogging evenings with gerbils.... lol. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: You probably have an allotment and host dogging evenings with gerbils.... lol. Pleb. Dogging evening with gerbils? You soft twat. P = Punkape L = likes E= ejaculating B = bellends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 39 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're bedsit is probably too small for an Aga. lol. Just thought I'd point out a spelling mistake spunkers. After Aga there should be mbianrentboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 Just now, Mingeeta said: Just thought I'd point out a spelling mistake spunkers. After Aga there should be mbianrentboy. Clever cunt. Wish I'd thought of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 Just now, Mingeeta said: Just thought I'd point out a spelling mistake spunkers. After Aga there should be mbianrentboy. I bet you'd fuck up oven chips.... lol. Simpleton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: I bet you'd fuck up oven chips.... lol. Simpleton. Getting silly now. Did you pick that up out of a cracker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 How long does your Findus crispy pancakes and Turkey dinosaurs take to cook in your Aga then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: How long does your Findus crispy pancakes and Turkey dinosaurs take to cook in your Aga then? You have probably just reminded him they are in there. He put them in at 2.15pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 27 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: You have probably just reminded him they are in there. He put them in at 2.15pm. Punkers breakfast time. PBT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 35 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Punkers breakfast time. PBT. What do you use to cook with Bugger or do you just go " tut chippy"...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 Why the fuck hasn't this utter shite post been closed along with the one of the same name? Admin we need answers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Why the fuck hasn't this utter shite post been closed along with the one of the same name? Admin we need answers I bet you haven't got a Aga.....You have no style or knowledge of living with finesse. You probably have a 3rd world greasy kebab supplied by Achmeds dirty Kebab shop on the way back from your gay dogging site. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: What do you use to cook with Bugger or do you just go " tut chippy"...... lol. One does not cook my dear punkers, instead I despatch my loyal and very hot wife tut chippy, but only 4 days a week. The other 4 she treats me to home cooked sausage and eggs served with al dente oven chips and the occasional dollop of baked beans. Needless to say such a feast requires that I lick t'plate clean, thereby negating the need to wash up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 1 minute ago, BuggerLugs said: One does not cook my dear punkers, instead I despatch my loyal and very hot wife tut chippy, but only 4 days a week. The other 4 she treats me to home cooked sausage and eggs served with al dente oven chips and the occasional dollop of baked beans. Needless to say such a feast requires that I lick t'plate clean, thereby negating the need to wash up. I knew you were a plebian, working class culinary fuckwit ! Thanks for confirmation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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