Hokey Gingers Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 While flipping through the Freeview channels i never stop being amazed by the sheer tsumami of shite on offer for punters to buy. Dodgy fitness apparatus, cooking appliances which seem to promote eating shit " Does it do chips? " " Yes, and donuts too and with a wipe it`s ready for lard soup." It`s fucking unreal though for me the real unbelievable products are for cunts who craft. These weirdos will buy hundreds of pounds worth of laminators , die cutters and coloured paper at £20 for six sheets. Seriously? " Happy Birthday you cunt, see that card....it only cost me £8.37 and 2 hours to make." Pillock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 It's still cheaper that 5 minutes chatting to one of the "babes" (by which I mean pox-riddled, silicone-pumped, geriatric Eastern Europeans wearing several inches of pancake make-up and - unfortunately - very little else) that these channels mutate into after the watershed. Er, so I'm told... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 The only craft programme I watch is Aircraft Accident Investigation. It does seem a bit steep at 125 dead and a $25million aircraft, just to do the groundwork for your new outdoor jacuzzi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 I like forged in fire. .lookin at total latent homosexuals and walter mittys that profess to be....bladesmiths. ...make an absolute bollox of it and end up crying Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: I like forged in fire. .lookin at total latent homosexuals and walter mittys that profess to be....bladesmiths. ...make an absolute bollox of it and end up crying Panzerknacker There should be a coolerised version called "Formed from faeces" where inmates have to weaponise a dirty protest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 26, 2017 Report Share Posted August 26, 2017 30 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: There should be a coolerised version called "Formed from faeces" where inmates have to weaponise a dirty protest. Shitty shiv made from a sharpened toothbrush Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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