Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Can I be of any assistance? Jazz loves me. What's up Doc? Unless you went to the same School of Medicine as Harold Shipman, then no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: What's up Doc? Unless you went to the same School of Medicine as Harold Shipman, then no. He's from Norfolk as well. Although more on my level of intelligence than yours and Neil's. Fuck off and leave the niceties to me. The last thing Doc needs on his grand reentrance is a slap-head alcoholic cunt rubbing up against his leg just because they live within 50 miles of each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: He's from Norfolk as well. Although more on my level of intelligence than yours and Neil's. Don't be so hard on yourself,Just because you're both thickos,Drew and I will help you through 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 28 minutes ago, Decimus said: Although more on my level of intelligence Well that's really going to fuck him off. See you in another 9 months or so, then Doc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 1 hour ago, DrCunt said: Can I be of any assistance? Jazz loves me. Yeah, kill him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 20 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Oh dear me. You fucking idiot. I merely answer some posts, on topic with facts. Not fiction, not bragging, just mentioning facts as do many others on here. It is also a fact, that you cannot deal with it, and that, you fucking idiot, is yet another fact, which you factually go on and on about like a fucking old women. Built cars at the age of 12? I don't think so, but as for the rest (that you have permently impregnated into that flatus-head of yours) is fact. Get over it, for nothing can alter or change it. I tell you what, you factual scientist you, here's one to get your flatus-head into: Look at and read, Alias David Bowie by Peter and Leni Gillman. (ISBN: 9780340402900) A book, that I factually contributed the entire discography of Bowie's work to. Published both here and in USA... Grab yourself a copy. You will find my name credited inside of them both many many times. There you go. I've almost done your homework for you... Or perhaps you would care to search exhibitors at Goodwood Revival? Where again you will find me... Or how about looking-up the tower block in Herne Hill, London. You know the one, where I raised the alarm. After all Snitch, it was also featured in South London Press, at the time... How many more clues does a flatus-headed cunt like you need? It is YOU, that is full of shit. Full of shit, and twice as potent. You're a very special person. Can you tell more about the Herne Hill incident? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 19 minutes ago, Frank said: You're a very special person. Can you tell more about the Herne Hill incident? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 21 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I tell you what, you factual scientist you, here's one to get your flatus-head into: Look at and read, Alias David Bowie by Peter and Leni Gillman. (ISBN: 9780340402900) A book, that I factually contributed the entire discography of Bowie's work to. Published both here and in USA... Grab yourself a copy. You will find my name credited inside of them both many times So you've worked on a biography of an iconic cultural figure. Who fucking hasn't? Check out the £1 section of your local The Works store. I'd be fucking surprised if you couldn't find a copy of FROM THE BLOOD MOORS TO BROADMOOR: MY JOURNEY. My seminal 2003 ghost written biography of Ian Brady (Shyster & McCann). It should have sold so much better, but getting the cunt out for book signings and appearances on Cunt And Judy proved problematic. Although the audio books did okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 (edited) On 24/09/2017 at 4:46 PM, Bill Stickers said: Now That's What I Call Meltdown 3. Your mathematics is abysmal. Edited September 26, 2017 by 'eavensabove corbyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 On 24/09/2017 at 10:04 PM, Ollyboro said: So you've worked on a biography of an iconic cultural figure. Who fucking hasn't? Check out the £1 section of your local The Works store. I'd be fucking surprised if you couldn't find a copy of FROM THE BLOOD MOORS TO BROADMOOR: MY JOURNEY. My seminal 2003 ghost written biography of Ian Brady (Shyster & McCann). It should have sold so much better, but getting the cunt out for book signings and appearances on Cunt And Judy proved problematic. Although the audio books did okay. Blimey! I'd wager that you & I have the potential between us to win The Booker Prize. You have what appears at first glance to have remarkable penmanship skills and a forward thinking mind... I'll PM you a draft-copy for your perusal, of my "How To Read a Cheese Grater" (In braille). It could do with some footnotes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 On 24/09/2017 at 7:20 PM, Decimus said: He's from Norfolk as well. Although more on my level of intelligence than yours and Neil's. Fuck off and leave the niceties to me. The last thing Doc needs on his grand reentrance is a slap-head alcoholic cunt rubbing up against his leg just because they live within 50 miles of each other. I currently reside on the East coast in Suffolk, actually, however its coming to that time again when I've had enough of the poxy shit-hole and I dare say that I'll resettle again in Surrey. I'm never bogged down to any one place Dec's. I now tend to rent somewhere decent, use it as a workplace, and then move the fuck-on, taking my intelligence with me. In fact, it's the very first thing that I pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 On 24/09/2017 at 9:25 PM, Frank said: You're a very special person. Can you tell more about the Herne Hill incident? No. Except to say, that it's a crying shame that You didn't burn at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 38 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I currently reside on the East coast in Suffolk, actually, however its coming to that time again when I've had enough of the poxy shit-hole and I dare say that I'll resettle again in Surrey. I'm never bogged down to any one place Dec's. I now tend to rent somewhere decent, use it as a workplace, and then move the fuck-on, taking my intelligence with me. In fact, it's the very first thing that I pack. https://youtu.be/TzMSfaNXYZg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Frank said: https://youtu.be/TzMSfaNXYZg Ignored as being futile. Wankstain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: I currently reside on the East coast in Suffolk, I hope to God for your sake it's not Lowestoft, Ev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: No. Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 53 minutes ago, Decimus said: I hope to God for your sake it's not Lowestoft, Ev. I spent around 3 hours in Lowestoft a few years back Decs. In that short visit I observed at least half a dozen individuals, clearly afflicted with serious mental health issues freely wandering the streets. One man was holding a carrier bag out in front of him and stumbling along as if the bag was pulling him against his will. A middle aged woman was sat on a bench outside the Wimpy restaurant, slapping herself round the face and screaming obscenities at a seagull. Is the area a hotspot for hopeless lunatics? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 On 24/09/2017 at 9:25 PM, Frank said: You're a very special person. Can you tell more about the Herne Hill incident? Are you talking about the wanking flasher on a train? I was down Lambeth, officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I spent around 3 hours in Lowestoft a few years back Decs. In that short visit I observed at least half a dozen individuals, clearly afflicted with serious mental health issues freely wandering the streets. One man was holding a carrier bag out in front of him and stumbling along as if the bag was pulling him against his will. A middle aged woman was sat on a bench outside the Wimpy restaurant, slapping herself round the face and screaming obscenities at a seagull. Is the area a hotspot for hopeless lunatics? Shit eavens your cover is blown, I told you about shouting at those gulls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wimpy restaurant These two words tell you all you need to know about Lowestoft, Eric. It's attitude to severe mental health issues and poverty, along with its restaurants, are firmly stuck in 1976. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 13 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Are you talking about the wanking flasher on a train? I was down Lambeth, officer. Alf do you remember poor Nick Drake? Here, have this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 13 minutes ago, Frank said: Alf do you remember poor Nick Drake? Here, have this... A Salvation Army band played, and the children drank lemonade, and the morning lasted all day, all day. R.I.P. Ding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Frank said: Alf do you remember poor Nick Drake? Here, have this... What a song. Have loved this ever since I first heard it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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