Wolfie Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I know I'm going to get slated for this, the the title of this nom has an apostrophe in it. Is it a possessive apostrophe? You've hardly put yourself in a position of grammatical authority, dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You've hardly put yourself in a position of grammatical authority, dickhead. Well done, you've earned your 25p prize. I'm just over excited about tomorrow. Thank you for bringing it to my notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I know I'm going to get slated for this, the title of this nom has an apostrophe in it. Is it a possessive apostrophe? It’s a Neil nom - such errors are allowed and expected. I suggest you fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Just now, Ape said: It’s a Neil nom - such errors are allowed and expected. I suggest you fuck off. You can suggest all you want, I've sort of "fucked off", I'm on the train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 I hope it's wrong,I asked my missus and she insisted this was the right way.Grammar Nazi cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Try inserting spaces after commas and full stops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Try inserting spaces after commas and full stops. Try inserting dynamite up your arse and setting fire to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Show me how first. But then you'd like anything shoved up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 14 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Try inserting dynamite up your arse and setting fire to it. I hate to get all thermodynamic on you Lupo, but simply burning dynamite might mean missing out on its more exciting properties. It'd be like lighting a bonfire under Little Boy and inviting 80,000 Hiroshima residents to a barbeque Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Would this be the same Jack Shitehall who on one of those apollo comedy things did a (shit) scottish accent when talking about crewe? the same crewe which is in northern england not scotland. What an unfunny prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Would this be the same Jack Shitehall who on one of those apollo comedy things did a (shit) scottish accent when talking about crewe? the same crewe which is in northern england not scotland. What an unfunny prick. Hmmmmm, a bit of a debate here, is it "North" or "North Midlands", discuss. I know it's Cheshire, but only just. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: You can suggest all you want, I've sort of "fucked off", I'm on the train. Where the fuck do you live? Istanbul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Just now, Trumpton Bacon said: Where the fuck do you live? Istanbul? I'm on my way to see Eric the Cunt Man. Where do you live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: I'm on my way to see Eric the Cunt Man. Where do you live? That's what I mean. Isn't your appointment tomorrow sometime? Scunthorpe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Hmmmmm, a bit of a debate here, is it "North" or "North Midlands", discuss. I know it's Cheshire, but only just. Well it's certainly not scotland! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Actually, it sounds like it should be. Rhymes with trew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: That's what I mean. Isn't your appointment tomorrow sometime? Scunthorpe. Yes, 3pm. Do you enjoy having a DN postcode? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Just now, Albert Ross said: Yes, 3pm. Do you enjoy having a DN postcode? So, you're on the train now for a 3PM appointment Tomorrow? Makes sense I suppose, case the joint first eh? Donny is a fantastic place, well worth a visit, it's heaving with world class cunts. Bon voyage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Lot of history in Donny. The oldest classic, was the largest football league pitch, one of only three Mansion Houses, record points haul in the Third Division South, birthplace of the Flying Scotsman and the Mallard. Not forgetting the butterscotch, and lots more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: Try inserting spaces after commas and full stops. Try sucking your own cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Neil said: Try sucking your own cock I've tried and I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Your attention please .. we are now approaching Crewe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Your attention please .. we are now approaching Crewe. Or like the woman who announced it one time CrREeEWwWe!! in a croaky voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Or like the woman who announced it one time CrREeEWwWe!! in a croaky voice. QUIMBRAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 Just now, Lady Penelope said: QUIMBRAM Have no idea what that is/means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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