colonelkurtz Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 Chinese authorities have demanded "severe punishment" for a man who allegedly stole the thumb of a terracotta warrior statue on display in the US, Chinese state media report. This will be the stuff that's due to be exhibited in Liverpool later this year then .. just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 20 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Chinese authorities have demanded "severe punishment" for a man who allegedly stole the thumb of a terracotta warrior statue on display in the US, Chinese state media report. This will be the stuff that's due to be exhibited in Liverpool later this year then .. just saying They asked if i had the "sore finger" in the chinese takeaway last night. Must be a nationwide hunt for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 6 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: Chinese authorities have demanded "severe punishment" for a man who allegedly stole the thumb of a terracotta warrior statue on display in the US, Chinese state media report. This will be the stuff that's due to be exhibited in Liverpool later this year then .. just saying Fucking chinks are on about something. I read an article that shortly after the US elections, and Trump's first official visit to China, his newly appointed Chief of Staff, John Kelly, got into an altercation with a chinky security cunt because of the "nuclear football" a presidential aide was carrying, and is required to carry at all times. Kelly took the little dry cleaning cunt to the ground, and an international incident ensued, which was not reported by the media. I think they should focus on their stir fry's and fuck off regarding diplomacy and human rights issues. Wound up little bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking chinks are on about something. I read an article that shortly after the US elections, and Trump's first official visit to China, his newly appointed Chief of Staff, John Kelly, got into an altercation with a chinky security cunt because of the "nuclear football" a presidential aide was carrying, and is required to carry at all times. Kelly took the little dry cleaning cunt to the ground, and an international incident ensued, which was not reported by the media. I think they should focus on their stir fry's and fuck off regarding diplomacy and human rights issues. Wound up little bastards! Please post a link to the said article so we all can read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Please post a link to the said article so we all can read it. I'll try. Although there is this brand new interwebby thing called Google, that finds these things for anybody. It truly is a brilliant addition to the technological world. Just for you, Bertie... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-china-nuclear-football-scuffle-commotion-beijing-state-visit-a8218306.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 Thank you Wizzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 13 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Please post a link to the said article so we all can read it.lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 20 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking chinks are on about something. I read an article that shortly after the US elections, and Trump's first official visit to China, his newly appointed Chief of Staff, John Kelly, got into an altercation with a chinky security cunt because of the "nuclear football" a presidential aide was carrying, and is required to carry at all times. Kelly took the little dry cleaning cunt to the ground, and an international incident ensued, which was not reported by the media. I think they should focus on their stir fry's and fuck off regarding diplomacy and human rights issues. Wound up little bastards! What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching. I'll get me cheongsam 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 20 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'll try. Although there is this brand new interwebby thing called Google, that finds these things for anybody. It truly is a brilliant addition to the technological world. Just for you, Bertie... http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-china-nuclear-football-scuffle-commotion-beijing-state-visit-a8218306.html True but Bertie has no hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: True but Bertie has no hands. I won't fall for this, Gyps. I'm certain you have a ghastly joke you're waiting to spring, and I will not be the set up man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 15 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I won't fall for this, Gyps. I'm certain you have a ghastly joke you're waiting to spring, and I will not be the set up man. No joke. I got him a birthday present a couple of weeks ago and he still hasn't opened it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: No joke. I got him a birthday present a couple of weeks ago and he still hasn't opened it. In this rainy fucking country, windows always need lick...errr...cleaning. Give him time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: True but Bertie has no hands. I do, but they're too busy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: No joke. I got him a birthday present a couple of weeks ago and he still hasn't opened it. It's not my birthday until next week actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 47 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: It's not my birthday until next week actually. Er......ok. Just out of interest, how long can a kitten go without food and water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 Until Schrodinger kills it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Er......ok. Just out of interest, how long can a kitten go without food and water? Some years ago, there was a poof porn actor posting YouTube videos of him dispatching kittens in gruesome .horrid ways. He placed two little ones in a large vacuum seal bag and sucked the air out and sealed them in. Perhaps you could ask him. If I could only remember the name...this cunt is somebody you can forget to rot in a prison cell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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