camberwell gypsy Posted March 30, 2018 Report Share Posted March 30, 2018 I remember Bill from his Selwyn Froggitt days. I remember going in to school the next day after it aired and everyone putting their thumbs up and going "magic". The programme was unfunny shite but, fuck it, it was the 70s and everything about that decade was shite anyway. Bill Grundy was a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just seemed odd that he suddenly disappeared. Wondered if Pen had him chained to her radiator with a ball gag and gimp mask. Probably more of an autists head gear and a leather belt to prevent him hurting himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 20 hours ago, judgetwi said: Mind your own business shithead. You can say what you like about Joseph Goebbels, but to the German people he was a short git with a clubbed foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 6 hours ago, ratcum said: You can say what you like about Joseph Goebbels, but to the German people he was a short git with a clubbed foot. Whilst were on the subject of the Third Reich. Adolf Hitler strikes me as the sort of cunt that would visit various gentleman's outfitters and try on trousers despite not wearing underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Whilst were on the subject of the Third Reich. Adolph Hitler strikes me as the sort of cunt that would visit various gentleman's outfitters and try on trousers despite not wearing underpants. You've fucking gone and done it now. Spelling the Fuhrers first name wrong isn't going to sit well with Ratty. You should be vigilant from now on, if you notice any holes appearing in your garden or a strange aroma of brockwurst in the house, he has infiltrated you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 19 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Whilst were on the subject of the Third Reich. Adolf Hitler strikes me as the sort of cunt that would visit various gentleman's outfitters and try on trousers despite not wearing underpants. Sneaky edit on the 'ph', very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You've fucking gone and done it now. Spelling the Fuhrers first name wrong isn't going to sit well with Ratty. You should be vigilant from now on, if you notice any holes appearing in your garden or a strange aroma of brockwurst in the house, he has infiltrated you. Shit & corruption. It's the beer I tell yer. I certainly don't want to be infiltrated by brockwurst, or any other smelly sausage for that matter. Think I'll take a trip to Pakistan, grow a beard and lay low for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 Just now, Trumpton Bacon said: Shit & corruption. It's the beer I tell yer. I certainly don't want to be infiltrated by brockwurst, or any other smelly sausage for that matter. Think I'll take a trip to Pakistan, grow a beard and lay low for a while. Or Bradford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sneaky edit on the 'ph', very good. It's the right thing to do, Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Or Bradford. Oh god no. Pakistan every time. You could pretend to be a jihadi and get to play with some Kalashnikovs and rocket launchers at training camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Whilst were on the subject of the Third Reich. Adolf Hitler strikes me as the sort of cunt that would visit various gentleman's outfitters and try on trousers despite not wearing underpants. Astute observation Camberwick Pork. He then took it to a whole new level; trying on whole countries in the way you describe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 A complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica speaks volumes about a man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 18 hours ago, ratcum said: A complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica speaks volumes about a man You can buy an electronic version these days , no volumes required. Comes with a dictionary and thesaurus , fucking thing fits in your shirt pocket. Not like the 1930’s Herr Oberst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 On 3/30/2018 at 4:29 PM, Decimus said: I'm not joking when I say that I genuinely believed that he died 15 years ago. Where's his 'Heartbeat' now, the hairy fat cunt? Lol Ditto...I thought he had died about 2003. Someone will be telling me, Bowie, Wogan and Butch Wilkins are dead next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 20 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Ditto...I thought he had died about 2003. Someone will be telling me, Bowie, Wogan and Butch Wilkins are dead next. You really are a tedious, boring fucking cunt. Is it due to straining for hours shitting out last nights spunky deposits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: You really are a tedious, boring fucking cunt. Is it due to straining for hours shitting out last nights spunky deposits? Unjustified comment. Completely out of context. You know your fucking place as my bitch so just shut the fuck up like a good little girl, before I have you crying for your mommy Mrs Roops again. Stay well out of my way. Pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 Bill Maynard wasn't a cunt, so fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 Just watching tonight's Pointless and was told by the BBC announcer that this episode was recorded "Before the sad death of Bill Maynard". Well I'm glad he told me that because I would have looked a complete cunt down the club tonight when I announced that I saw Bill Maynard on Pointless despite being dead. And also "Sad death"? Is that opposed to a happy joyous death? I fucking despair I really do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just watching tonight's Pointless and was told by the BBC announcer that this episode was recorded "Before the sad death of Bill Maynard". Well I'm glad he told me that because I would have looked a complete cunt down the club tonight when I announced that I saw Bill Maynard on Pointless despite being dead. And also "Sad death"? Is that opposed to a happy joyous death? I fucking despair I really do. Another piece of useless information, I don't they would have recorded it with him in it after his death, some people would find a corpse distasteful on Saturday evening "entertainment". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 11 minutes ago, Mr Albert Ross said: Another piece of useless information, I don't they would have recorded it with him in it after his death, some people would find a corpse distasteful on Saturday evening "entertainment". Bruce Forsythe got away with it for years 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted April 14, 2018 Report Share Posted April 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bruce Forsythe got away with it for years Being a corpse or being distasteful? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2018 Report Share Posted April 16, 2018 On 14/04/2018 at 8:05 PM, Mr Albert Ross said: Being a corpse or being distasteful? "Nice to be distasteful, distasteful nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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