Modern Apprenticeshits

[Guest Lady Penelope]

A years training at Maccy D's or Starfucks for a frontline role filling a coffee machine or preparing a cheese burger  .. do you want fries with that?

[Guest Bill Stickers]

1 hour ago, Miss Penelope said:

A years training at Maccy D's or Starfucks for a frontline role filling a coffee machine or preparing a cheese burger  .. do you want fries with that?

It’s just a way of bypassing laws that say kids need to stay in education past 16.  

Did your idiot grandchild fail his?

[Guest Lady Penelope]

28 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

It’s just a way of bypassing laws that say kids need to stay in education past 16.  

Did your idiot grandchild fail his?

Yes.

[Stubby Pecker]

Heard this on radio 4 this morning, where's the link to the BBC website?

[and]

9 hours ago, Miss Penelope said:

A years training at Maccy D's or Starfucks for a frontline role filling a coffee machine or preparing a cheese burger  .. do you want fries with that?

Fuck 'em, all they do is sit at the back of the class, playing with their smart-phones, taking pictures of their dicks and sending it to a the teacher, so gaining extra detention, if the teacher was female, or so a caretaker told me (that kind of shite is all over the Sunday papers these days)

Make the fucktards do some work for a change, I don't fuckin' care, I've never eaten a Maccy D or paid for that over-priced cat piss in Starfucks, sprinkle or not.

Fuck off!

[Jake The Muss]

You're not very good at this nominating thing that this site was set up for, are you P ? Try something else, like removing Albert from your dried up jack.

[Guest White van man]

On 13/04/2018 at 9:03 AM, Miss Penelope said:

A years training at Maccy D's or Starfucks for a frontline role filling a coffee machine or preparing a cheese burger  .. do you want fries with that?

I think 70% of these university lot would be better doing appreticeships rather than to pay £9000 a year for pointless courses. A lot of them end up working low paid jobs anyhow. The apprentices who've been with me are all doing fine, a couple now work for themselves. Not sure what these modern appreticeships are, but if they're in coffee shops and fast food places, then that's just slave labour, but still probably more beneficial than student debt.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

3 hours ago, White van man said:

I think 70% of these university lot would be better doing appreticeships rather than to pay £9000 a year for pointless courses. A lot of them end up working low paid jobs anyhow. The apprentices who've been with me are all doing fine, a couple now work for themselves. Not sure what these modern appreticeships are, but if they're in coffee shops and fast food places, then that's just slave labour, but still probably more beneficial than student debt.

In an effort to keep the conversation objective and fair, the posh coursework would at least prepare them to create noms that aren't a complete pile of shit, every fucking time.  They will probably still end a bunch of cunts, but a better grade of cunt than Pen.  

[Guest Lady Penelope]

2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

In an effort to keep the conversation objective and fair, the posh coursework would at least prepare them to create noms that aren't a complete pile of shit, every fucking time.  They will probably still end a bunch of cunts, but a better grade of cunt than Pen.  

Your mum won't like this. 

[ratcum]

Many of these youngsters just need a helping hand and I'm prepared to do my bit.

The sex industry is modernising and we should all support that.