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Guest luke swarm
5 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said:

Red Cow is my favourite.

Bert, are you in some kind of time warp, a sort of parallel universe where you react to posts days or even months old and correct cunts on apostrophes and full stops or make a bizarre unintelligible comment, sort your life out you fucking gimp.   

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
1 minute ago, luke swarm said:

Bert, are you in some kind of time warp, a sort of parallel universe where you react to posts days or even months old and correct cunts on apostrophes and full stops or make a bizarre unintelligible comment, sort your life out you fucking gimp.   

Eh?

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12 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

Bert, are you in some kind of time warp, a sort of parallel universe where you react to posts days or even months old and correct cunts on apostrophes and full stops or make a bizarre unintelligible comment, sort your life out you fucking gimp.   

No Luke. He's in a parallel universe where he's an utter fucking Spack monkey, completely bereft of humour or charisma, he is blessed with consistency though, as that's exactly what he is in this universe.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

No Luke. He's in a parallel universe where he's an utter fucking Spack monkey, completely bereft of humour or charisma, he is blessed with consistency though, as that's exactly what he is in this universe.

Oh dear, Eric the Cunt is just so envious of my lifestyle. Get out of your comfort zone (bus shelter) and try doing something real.

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Guest luke swarm
12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No Luke. He's in a parallel universe where he's an utter fucking Spack monkey, completely bereft of humour or charisma, he is blessed with consistency though, as that's exactly what he is in this universe.

Yeah, he is an anomaly, in this universe he is a limpwristed wet lettuce with the wits of a dead lady Penelope and in the parallel universe should be an intelligent, humorous, quick witted sexual tyrannosaurus but unfortunately his crapness is so prevalent and powerful that its seeped through and corrupted that universes Bert also.     

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9 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said:

Oh dear, Eric the Cunt is just so envious of my lifestyle. Get out of your comfort zone (bus shelter) and try doing something real.

It's a deal, as soon as you leave your comfort zone and actually say something funny. How many times have you hit the cunt button today? That always has us rolling in the aisles.

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1 minute ago, luke swarm said:

Yeah, he is an anomaly, in this universe he is a limpwristed wet lettuce with the wits of a dead lady Penelope and in the parallel universe should be an intelligent, humorous, quick witted sexual tyrannosaurus but unfortunately his crapness is so prevalent and powerful that its seeped through and corrupted that universes Bert also.     

Ah yes. The Ace Rimmer effect.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
1 minute ago, luke swarm said:

Yeah, he is an anomaly, in this universe he is a limpwristed wet lettuce with the wits of a dead lady Penelope and in the parallel universe should be an intelligent, humorous, quick witted sexual tyrannosaurus but unfortunately his crapness is so prevalent and powerful that its seeped through and corrupted that universes Bert also.     

I'm going to enter the above in "Pseuds Corner".

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Guest luke swarm
Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Ah yes. The Ace Rimmer effect.

Smoke me a Kipper, (Bert in this case, over some hot coals preferably)

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It's a deal, as soon as you leave your comfort zone and actually say something funny. How many times have you hit the cunt button today? That always has us rolling in the aisles.

There's another one, just for you.

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Guest Lady Penelope
48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No Luke. He's in a parallel universe where he's an utter fucking Spack monkey, completely bereft of humour or charisma, he is blessed with consistency though, as that's exactly what he is in this universe.

Red Cow crossing is the level crossing to the East of Exeter St Davids Station. The Station is in Red Cow village so it should really be called Exeter Red Cow Station.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
32 minutes ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said:

Do you know where Crewe Bank is?

No, but I'm guessing it's on the Salops?

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Guest Wizardsleeve
10 minutes ago, southerncunt said:

Your new avatar shows that you weren’t much to look at 30 years ago Pen. You must look like a scrotum with eyes these days.

Fucking hell SC, that's a mental image I could have lived without.  LOL

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28 minutes ago, southerncunt said:

Your new avatar shows that you weren’t much to look at 30 years ago Pen. You must look like a scrotum with eyes these days.

That would take POV porn to a whole new level.

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Guest Lady Penelope
45 minutes ago, southerncunt said:

Your new avatar shows that you weren’t much to look at 30 years ago Pen. You must look like a scrotum with eyes these days.

Yes .. you seemed to have the same problems 60 years ago.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
On Monday, May 07, 2018 at 12:25 PM, White van man said:

Just use a pencil.

Just use a keyboard.

And the fucking Space Pen was only developed to work under water so the typical cunts that bought these could progress from using wax crayons or their own excrement.

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