Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Why the fuck do some cunts have loads of pens? "Oh" they squeal "DON'T USE THAT ONE to clean yer ears out!" they add with a certain quip, "That's my note-pad pen..." These cunts have a pen for each and every function: A cheque book pen; A fountain pen; A Biro pen and a fucking writing pen, not to mention The Punkers Pen, the daffy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Why the fuck do some cunts have loads of pens? "Oh" they squeal "DON'T USE THAT ONE to clean yer ears out!" they add with a certain quip, "That's my note-pad pen..." These cunts have a pen for each and every function: A cheque book pen; A fountain pen; A Biro pen and a fucking writing pen, not to mention The Punkers Pen, the daffy cunts. I have one, a Fisher Space pen. It writes upside down, underwater over grease, at minus or plus 100 degrees, and a refill lasts for about 5 years with normal weekly use. It's the bollocks, a bit like Zippo lighters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have one, a Fisher Space pen. It writes upside down, underwater over grease, at minus or plus 100 degrees, and a refill lasts for about 5 years with normal weekly use. It's the bollocks, a bit like Zippo lighters. You silly sausage. Zippo's cannot write. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: You silly sausage. Zippo's cannot write. But space pens can. Upside down and under water, just like in the Poseidon adventure. Uncanny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: But space pens can. Upside down and under water, just like in the Poseidon adventure. Uncanny! So let me get this straight. You have a pen, that you can use when you're under water and upside-down in grease... Fucking handy, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: So let me get this straight. You have a pen, that you can use when you're under water and upside-down in grease... Fucking handy, eh? It's always been a blessing whenever I've been trapped, upside down in an oil refinery that's been flooded by a Tsunami. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: It's always been a blessing whenever I've been trapped, upside down in an oil refinery that's been flooded by a Tsunami. Can it fit in a Christmas stocking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Can it fit in a Christmas stocking? Of course it can. It's a fucking Pen. Loony! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 Ah, but what if the aforementioned stocking, isn't upside down eh! See, I gotcha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Ah, but what if the aforementioned stocking, isn't upside down eh! See, I gotcha. Hurrumphh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Why the fuck do some cunts have loads of pens? "Oh" they squeal "DON'T USE THAT ONE to clean yer ears out!" they add with a certain quip, "That's my note-pad pen..." These cunts have a pen for each and every function: A cheque book pen; A fountain pen; A Biro pen and a fucking writing pen, not to mention The Punkers Pen, the daffy cunts. A blankety blank cheque book and pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 6, 2018 Report Share Posted May 6, 2018 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Why the fuck do some cunts have loads of pens? "Oh" they squeal "DON'T USE THAT ONE to clean yer ears out!" they add with a certain quip, "That's my note-pad pen..." These cunts have a pen for each and every function: A cheque book pen; A fountain pen; A Biro pen and a fucking writing pen, not to mention The Punkers Pen, the daffy cunts. So you found this “funny picture “ and decided to make a nomination out of it by pretending that it’s still the 1980’s and nerds are still walking around with their shirt pockets full of rows of pens. Fucking brilliant! Yeah, and all darts players are fat alcoholics and why are those fitness women on the telly wearing those leg warmers? What about all those cunts playing space invaders the wankers? Try and get up to date you pathetic wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have one, a Fisher Space pen. It writes upside down, underwater over grease, at minus or plus 100 degrees, and a refill lasts for about 5 years with normal weekly use. It's the bollocks, a bit like Zippo lighters. Just use a pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 Fuck me, it’s the writing implement version of the the testing of Eric Olthwaight. Come on lads, give me a real thrill and start discussing shovels. Brass handle, mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: So you found this “funny picture “ and decided to make a nomination out of it by pretending that it’s still the 1980’s and nerds are still walking around with their shirt pockets full of rows of pens. Fucking brilliant! Yeah, and all darts players are fat alcoholics and why are those fitness women on the telly wearing those leg warmers? What about all those cunts playing space invaders the wankers? Try and get up to date you pathetic wanker. Actually Jewd, it was kind of like the other way around in as much that whilst happening upon the pen-hoarders theme, that the so-called 'funny picture' was amongst those on google, and so was aptly applied in this instance. I kindly suggest that you yourself aptly apply a sledgehammer to your 'not so funny' head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 Fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: Fuck me, it’s the writing implement version of the the testing of Eric Olthwaight. Come on lads, give me a real thrill and start discussing shovels. Brass handle, mind. I had one of those Stanley no 8....beautiful little shovel with a solid brass ring round the handle, lost it during a house move, I still miss that beauty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 49 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I had one of those Stanley no 8....beautiful little shovel with a solid brass ring round the handle, lost it during a house move, I still miss that beauty. As used by John Christie, Hawley Harvey Crippen and Fred West. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 7, 2018 Report Share Posted May 7, 2018 4 hours ago, White van man said: Just use a pencil. That's what the Russians said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 22 hours ago, luke swarm said: I had one of those Stanley no 8....beautiful little shovel with a solid brass ring round the handle, lost it during a house move, I still miss that beauty. Does it write? That's the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 8, 2018 Report Share Posted May 8, 2018 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: As used by John Christie, Hawley Harvey Crippen and Fred West. Freddie West used a pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 On 5/6/2018 at 10:41 PM, 'eavensabove said: Why the fuck do some cunts have loads of pens? "Oh" they squeal "DON'T USE THAT ONE to clean yer ears out!" they add with a certain quip, "That's my note-pad pen..." These cunts have a pen for each and every function: A cheque book pen; A fountain pen; A Biro pen and a fucking writing pen, not to mention The Punkers Pen, the daffy cunts. I see you've lost none of your penchant for eating suppositories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 9, 2018 Report Share Posted May 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: I see you've lost none of your penchant for eating suppositories. Where the fuck have You been? I quite liked your more recent approach, now let's see your departure again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 I submit this is the worst nomination of all time, and Eric’s follow up comment the saddest fucking thing I’ve ever read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 28, 2018 Report Share Posted May 28, 2018 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I submit this is the worst nomination of all time, and Eric’s follow up comment the saddest fucking thing I’ve ever read. Well you could be right but I reckon Mr Bores could find 50 or 60 by Lady P that could piss all over this one. Something along the lines of “The Level Crossing at Stoke Poges.” Perhaps the Jizzer was being ironic in his choice of title for this one? Maybe he’s smarter than we thought? ie an IQ of 85 rather than 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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