Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 10 minutes ago, Snowy said: Watching Denise Van Outen deep throat a cucumber certainly gave old snowy a raging boner that Neil would of been proud of. She's fucking lovely, manages to be classy and common at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: The best fight scene I've seen in recent years is from Kingsman: The Secret Service. Shame the rest of the movie is a bit shit: I knew it was going to be the church scene before i scrolled down lol. Not a bad film at all though IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 Get a fucking room you bunch of cartoon loving knob jockeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 22 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Get a fucking room you bunch of cartoon loving knob jockeys. Like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 Just now, Albert Ross Esquire said: Like. Were you coolered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Were you coolered? I'm not sure, I've been on holiday. Just got back at 7pm Friday the 15th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: I'm not sure, I've been on holiday. Just got back at 7pm Friday the 15th. Where? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Where? Goole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 Just now, Albert Ross Esquire said: I'm not sure, I've been on holiday. Of course you have. You care so little, that you didn't even notice being coolered because you were leaving to go on holiday at the precise moment you were in the middle of an epic meltdown. How cavalier and nonchalant. idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Where? Only jokin (no g), Benidorm actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: I'm not sure, I've been on holiday. Just got back at 7pm Friday the 15th. Are you here simply to validate your entry to the World's Most Boring Man contest? Do fucking die, soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 2 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Are you here simply to validate your entry to the World's Most Boring man contest? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 5 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I like that song, most of the thick cunts probably take it literally and don't realise its about wanking. Not surprising. The sites biggest wanker has a theme song. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course you have. You care so little, that you didn't even notice being coolered because you were leaving to go on holiday at the precise moment you were in the middle of an epic meltdown. How cavalier and nonchalant. idiot Thank you for recognising my strengths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Thank you for recognising my strengths. You're very welcome. I hope you are well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 Tip top health, thank you for asking, amazing what a few days sunshine does for one's well being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 24 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Like. Shove your like up your overstretched arse. The idiot that let you out of chokey needs their cunt kicking off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 1 minute ago, DrCunt said: Shove your like up your overstretched arse. The idiot that let you out of chokey needs their cunt kicking off I don't like your insinuation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 16, 2018 Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 7 hours ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: I don't like your insinuation. Don't take it heart the "Dr" is in some kind of "general practice" most likely he may be practicing how to feed himself and to use the lavatory etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 16, 2018 Report Share Posted June 16, 2018 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The king of all these cunts is Steven Seagal. Wearing his hair like a feudal warlord from the Water Margin, and insisting on wearing his own clothes in all his films, usually a 3/4 length embroidered Japanese coat to hide his extremely peculiar body shape. The majority of martial arts stars are still training and in good shape, Chuck Norris could still kick some real world arse in his 60s and Van Damme clearly hasn't relented in his training either. Whereas Seagal's fitness regime is obviously, sitting on his huge fucking arse in a sushi restaurant, shovelling it down his neck for 6 hours a day. Sweaty fucking ponytailed Jabba the Hutt cunt. Fucking hell....I totally forgot about THE WATER MARGIN. I remember watching that on BBC 2 late nights back in the 70s when all that Kung foo shit and Enter the Dragon was all the rage. Yan Shan Po ! I fucking loved all the shit over dubbing of the actors and the mass sword fights, generally ending in some guy getting his hand chopped off. Never made me want to wank off to Jap cartoons though ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 On 6/16/2018 at 12:27 AM, southerncunt said: Not surprising. The sites biggest wanker has a theme song. what do you make of this? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 13 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: what do you make of this? lol Have a like for the video, but I have to admit, in defence of Australia, any country that produced Paul Hogan and Chopper Read can't be all bad, both of those are high up on my list of cunts that I'd like to go to the pub with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 18 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: what do you make of this? lol Are you a weeabo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have a like for the video, but I have to admit, in defence of Australia, any country that produced Paul Hogan and Chopper Read can't be all bad, both of those are high up on my list of cunts that I'd like to go to the pub with. Is that before or after Chopper pulls a gun out and shoots you through the eyeball? He's dead now anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Are you a weeabo? No why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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