People overly enamoured with japan

[Guest Erroreptile404]

Mostly by faggots from north america, who's fucktarded spawn jerk themselves to death over shitty anime (not even good 80s/90s manga) and use pretend faux-jap, names on various forums on the interwebs with an avatar of some obscure jap cartoon that most people have never heard of or give a fuck about, despite the fact they're some white fat sweaty pig nosed inbred cunt from some backwater shithole in the U.S. They think eating some chocolate stick called "pocky" and squinting your eyes in a photo makes you a slope. These fucking losers have a creepy obsession with the jap cunts. Any video to do with the japs or koreans uploaded to youtube, will be on the home page and will have a million views within a couple of hours.

"OMAHGAWD JAPAN IS LIK SOOO AWSUM GUYZ!!"

Otherwise known as weeaboos

They need to die

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

I blame The Vapors for this shit.  Gai Jin fucking cunts heard that song and went fucking mad.

However, some credit is due the slopey, sneak attack little cunts, they can satisfy any disgusting pervs notion with a vending machine on the streets.  They have taken repressed sexual impulses to dangerous new lows.  

[Guest Erroreptile404]

3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I blame The Vapors for this shit.  Gai Jin fucking cunts heard that song and went fucking mad. 

I like that song, most of the thick cunts probably take it literally and don't realise its about wanking.

[Guest luke swarm]

28 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Mostly by faggots from north america, who's fucktarded spawn jerk themselves to death over shitty anime (not even good 80s/90s manga) and use pretend faux-jap, names on various forums on the interwebs with an avatar of some obscure jap cartoon that most people have never heard of or give a fuck about, despite the fact they're some white fat sweaty pig nosed inbred cunt from some backwater shithole in the U.S. They think eating some chocolate stick called "pocky" and squinting your eyes in a photo makes you a slope. These fucking losers have a creepy obsession with the jap cunts. Any video to do with the japs or koreans uploaded to youtube, will be on the home page and will have a million views within a couple of hours.

"OMAHGAWD JAPAN IS LIK SOOO AWSUM GUYZ!!"

Otherwise known as weeaboos

They need to die

I know there are one or two cunts on here enamoured by Japs Eyes.

Where the fuck is the Judge? Oh I forgot its Friday Night.

[Eric Cuntman]

25 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Mostly by faggots from north america, who's fucktarded spawn jerk themselves to death over shitty anime (not even good 80s/90s manga) and use pretend faux-jap, names on various forums on the interwebs with an avatar of some obscure jap cartoon that most people have never heard of or give a fuck about, despite the fact they're some white fat sweaty pig nosed inbred cunt from some backwater shithole in the U.S. They think eating some chocolate stick called "pocky" and squinting your eyes in a photo makes you a slope. These fucking losers have a creepy obsession with the jap cunts. Any video to do with the japs or koreans uploaded to youtube, will be on the home page and will have a million views within a couple of hours.

"OMAHGAWD JAPAN IS LIK SOOO AWSUM GUYZ!!"

Otherwise known as weeaboos

They need to die

The king of all these cunts is Steven Seagal. Wearing his hair like a feudal warlord from the Water Margin, and insisting on wearing his own clothes in all his films, usually a 3/4 length embroidered Japanese coat to hide his extremely peculiar body shape. The majority of martial arts stars are still training and in good shape, Chuck Norris could still kick some real world arse in his 60s and Van Damme clearly hasn't relented in his training either. Whereas Seagal's fitness regime is obviously, sitting on his huge fucking arse in a sushi restaurant, shovelling it down his neck for 6 hours a day. Sweaty fucking ponytailed Jabba the Hutt cunt.

[Guest Erroreptile404]

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The king of all these cunts is Steven Seagal. Wearing his hair like a feudal warlord from the Water Margin, and insisting on wearing his own clothes in all his films, usually a 3/4 length embroidered Japanese coat to hide his extremely peculiar body shape. The majority of martial arts stars are still training and in good shape, Chuck Norris could still kick some real world arse in his 60s and Van Damme clearly hasn't relented in his training either. Whereas Seagal's fitness regime is obviously, sitting on his huge fucking arse in a sushi restaurant, shovelling it down his neck for 6 hours a day. Sweaty fucking ponytailed Jabba the Hutt cunt.

Can't stand Seagal. There was a comment on a site i saw ages ago that was something like " He pretends to be asian despite the fact he looks native american". The arrogant cunt hasn't even got hair anymore it's defo a transplant or something, his hair was already thin in his early films. Van Damme nearly came close to kicking the shit out of him at a party at Stallone's house in the 90s apparently. 👍

[Roadkill]

As the widely respected artist of the corner I have to also mention their "manga" and "anime" art styles are shit as well. You can literally strip the hair off any character model and replace it with another with a few tweaks to skin tone and eye colour and have exactly the same character. The huge eyes common in such art also speak of a national shame towards their squinty little peepers.

Their porn is shit, too. Always censored and the women have to mewl like wounded kittens to save their menfolk from the shame of having a tiny cock and the resulting suicide if they ever found out.

Manga and anime only emerged from japan after Hiroshima and Nagasaki were nuked in the war, and quite honestly I consider it the biggest tragedy from the entire event. They do draw a good fucking golliwog though, so points for that: 

 

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Can't stand Seagal. There was a comment on a site i saw ages ago that was something like " He pretends to be asian despite the fact he looks native american". The arrogant cunt hasn't even got hair anymore it's defo a transplant or something, his hair was already thin in his early films. Van Damme nearly came close to kicking the shit out of him at a party at Stallone's house in the 90s apparently. 👍

Chuck Norris is still the boss. He once had a street named after him, but they had to change the name of the street, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

when Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't raise himself up, he pushes the planet downwards.

[Guest Erroreptile404]

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

As the widely respected artist of the corner I have to also mention their "manga" and "anime" art styles are shit as well. You can literally strip the heir off any character model and replace it with another with a few tweaks to skin tone and eye colour and have exactly the same character. The huge eyes common in such art also speak of a national shame towards their squinty little peepers.

Their porn is shit, too. Always censored and the women have to mewl like wounded kittens to save their menfolk from the shame of having a tiny cock and the resulting suicide if they ever found out.

Manga and anime only emerged from japan after Hiroshima and Nagasaki were nuked in the war, and quite honestly I consider it the biggest tragedy from the entire event. They do draw a good fucking golliwog though, so points for that: 

 

Hahaha good post, thumps up! I don't mind their "old" manga stuff like Ghost in the shell and Akira(americunt live action remake incoming) because they had quite a lot of detail, unlike the cheap looking stuff they produce nowadays.

[Decimus]

5 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

 

Niggsby.

[Roadkill]

Just now, EreptileDysfunction said:

Hahaha good post, thumps up! I don't mind their "old" manga stuff like Ghost in the shell and Akira(americunt live action remake incoming) because they had quite a lot of detail, unlike the cheap looking stuff they produce nowadays.

Yeah the quality used to be much better in the 80's and 90's, but like I say they've lowered the bar these days with cut and paste character models and general shit, angsty storytelling.

[scotty]

16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The king of all these cunts is Steven Seagal. Wearing his hair like a feudal warlord from the Water Margin, and insisting on wearing his own clothes in all his films, usually a 3/4 length embroidered Japanese coat to hide his extremely peculiar body shape. The majority of martial arts stars are still training and in good shape, Chuck Norris could still kick some real world arse in his 60s and Van Damme clearly hasn't relented in his training either. Whereas Seagal's fitness regime is obviously, sitting on his huge fucking arse in a sushi restaurant, shovelling it down his neck for 6 hours a day. Sweaty fucking ponytailed Jabba the Hutt cunt.

In his more recent films it's quite amusing to watch his "victims" in the fight scenes. The way they desperately get knocked flying by the most feeble of contacts would be worthy of a premiership footballer with RADA training. 

[Guest Erroreptile404]

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Chuck Norris is still the boss. He once had a street named after him, but they had to change the name of the street, because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

when Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't raise himself up, he pushes the planet downwards.

Personally i think Charles Bronson was the proper "manly man"

[Roadkill]

21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The king of all these cunts is Steven Seagal. Wearing his hair like a feudal warlord from the Water Margin, and insisting on wearing his own clothes in all his films, usually a 3/4 length embroidered Japanese coat to hide his extremely peculiar body shape. The majority of martial arts stars are still training and in good shape, Chuck Norris could still kick some real world arse in his 60s and Van Damme clearly hasn't relented in his training either. Whereas Seagal's fitness regime is obviously, sitting on his huge fucking arse in a sushi restaurant, shovelling it down his neck for 6 hours a day. Sweaty fucking ponytailed Jabba the Hutt cunt.

Like you've said before the only exercise Segal gets is sitting cross-legged on the floor in his LA "dojo" and gorging himself on sushi and rice cakes. He'd be a fucking killer on the Sumo circuit mind.

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, Roadkill said:

Like you've said before the only exercise Segal gets is sitting cross-legged on the floor in his LA "dojo" and gorging himself on sushi and rice cakes. He'd be a fucking killer on the Sumo circuit mind.

He's always had a weird shape, even in his early stuff when he clearly, could fight, he had women's hips, a big arse and disproportionately long legs. Nowadays they use choppy editing and most of the martial arts stuff is done by a stunt double.

[camberwell gypsy]

29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The king of all these cunts is Steven Seagal. Wearing his hair like a feudal warlord from the Water Margin, and insisting on wearing his own clothes in all his films, usually a 3/4 length embroidered Japanese coat to hide his extremely peculiar body shape. The majority of martial arts stars are still training and in good shape, Chuck Norris could still kick some real world arse in his 60s and Van Damme clearly hasn't relented in his training either. Whereas Seagal's fitness regime is obviously, sitting on his huge fucking arse in a sushi restaurant, shovelling it down his neck for 6 hours a day. Sweaty fucking ponytailed Jabba the Hutt cunt.

Yeah, but Seagal's expert in Aikido which you can be a fat cunt. No kicks or punches, just throwing people around like tea towels. 

[camberwell gypsy]

20 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

As the widely respected artist of the corner I have to also mention their "manga" and "anime" art styles are shit as well. You can literally strip the hair off any character model and replace it with another with a few tweaks to skin tone and eye colour and have exactly the same character. The huge eyes common in such art also speak of a national shame towards their squinty little peepers.

Their porn is shit, too. Always censored and the women have to mewl like wounded kittens to save their menfolk from the shame of having a tiny cock and the resulting suicide if they ever found out.

Manga and anime only emerged from japan after Hiroshima and Nagasaki were nuked in the war, and quite honestly I consider it the biggest tragedy from the entire event. They do draw a good fucking golliwog though, so points for that: 

 

They seem to have an iffy interest in schoolgirl characters. 

[camberwell gypsy]

11 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Personally i think Charles Bronson was the proper "manly man"

Which one, the actor who had a face like a monkeys scrotum or the slightly angry chap who likes throwing tiles off of prison roofs? 

[Guest Erroreptile404]

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Which one, the actor who had a face like a monkeys scrotum or the slightly angry chap who likes throwing tiles off of prison roofs? 

The american actor. lol

[Guest luke swarm]

6 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Yeah the quality used to be much better in the 80's and 90's, but like I say they've lowered the bar these days with cut and paste character models and general shit, angsty storytelling.

I am a big fan of the Shogun Assassin films, total escapist stuff with some gratuitous blood letting and samurai action , the Zatoichi stuff aint bad either. Mind you it was that Bushido code that got them in trouble during the War as they believed that those taken prisoner were worthless hence their almost inhuman cruelty.

Seagal is just  one of those action movies heroes that were never quite A listed, along the likes of Dolph Lundgren, Statham and Van Damme, good for a co star role but never quite hitting the same notes as Arnie or Stallone.       

[Decimus]

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He's always had a weird shape, even in his early stuff when he clearly, could fight, he had women's hips, a big arse and disproportionately long legs. Nowadays they use choppy editing and most of the martial arts stuff is done by a stunt double.

Here's a question for you, Eric:

Both in their physical prime, who would have triumphed in a street fight out of Norris and Lee?

Most people automatically assume BL, but seem to forget Norris had a professional pedigree and history as opposed to Lee who mostly taught and acted.

What you saying?

 

[Roadkill]

9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

They seem to have an iffy interest in schoolgirl characters. 

Its the maids you need to look out for:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nks56doHGU0

[Guest Erroreptile404]

5 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

I am a big fan of the Shogun Assassin films, total escapist stuff with some gratuitous blood letting and samurai action , the Zatoichi stuff aint bad either. Mind you it was that Bushido code that got them in trouble during the War as they believed that those taken prisoner were worthless hence their almost inhuman cruelty.

Seagal is just  one of those action movies heroes that were never quite A listed, along the likes of Dolph Lundgren, Statham and Van Damme, good for a co star role but never quite hitting the same notes as Arnie or Stallone.       

I'd say Van Damme was a cut above the ones you listed but a bit below Arnie and Stallone. Saw Shogun Assassin late one night on film4, mental film.

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Here's a question for you, Eric:

Both in their physical prime, who would have triumphed in a street fight out of Norris and Lee?

Most people automatically assume BL, but seem to forget Norris had a professional pedigree and history as opposed to Lee who mostly taught and acted.

What you saying?

 

I would give Norris a slight edge, based on physical size and strength. Although he was a student of Bruce lee, I think toughness usually wins out over finesse. I've read, from a few sources, that one of the most genuinely hard cunts in Hollywood was Chris Penn. 

[Bubba C]

15 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Here's a question for you, Eric:

Both in their physical prime, who would have triumphed in a street fight out of Norris and Lee?

Most people automatically assume BL, but seem to forget Norris had a professional pedigree and history as opposed to Lee who mostly taught and acted.

What you saying?

 

 

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I would give Norris a slight edge, based on physical size and strength. Although he was a student of Bruce lee, I think toughness usually wins out over finesse. I've read, from a few sources, that one of the most genuinely hard cunts in Hollywood was Chris Penn. 

Mr Kesuke Miyagi.