Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17300610.pc-caught-masturbating-on-train-between-three-bridges-and-gatwick/ I didn't know Neil was one of the thin blue line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17300610.pc-caught-masturbating-on-train-between-three-bridges-and-gatwick/ I didn't know Neil was one of the thin blue line. Alfie, the ad gestapo cunts are on about allowing them to infect our machines with that link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 P.C. Terry Malka 33. What a wanker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: P.C. Terry Malka 33. The guilty party. A Wanker if ever I saw one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 Where's his helmet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Neil said: Where's his helmet? Albert I'm sure, will be able to show you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 He was probably wanking to a video of himself wanking. All pigs are narcissistic cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 Fucking hell, I saw a bloke with what I thought was a white ponytail the other day. Who would have guessed it was a head rest cover and I suppose it explains why it got stuck to the back of his head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 15, 2018 Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 We have wankers in Norfolk too. This one has odd shaped balls according to the headline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 Back in the early 1990s we had an afternoon train from Euston to Crewe which used old coaching stock with compartments. I was checking the tickets and came to a compartment where the blinds were pulled down and the doors wedged shut. With some effort I managed to force the door open and the sight that greeted me was that of two naked gentlemen working in what in railway terms would be termed "multiple". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 To quote the Genesis Album : "And then there were three " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 23 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17300610.pc-caught-masturbating-on-train-between-three-bridges-and-gatwick/ I didn't know Neil was one of the thin blue line. Neil wouldn't fork out for a first class ticket, the cheapskate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Neil wouldn't fork out for a first class ticket, the cheapskate Exactly. A Platform Ticket will suffice his need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 12 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Back in the early 1990s we had an afternoon train from Euston to Crewe which used old coaching stock with compartments. I was checking the tickets and came to a compartment where the blinds were pulled down and the doors wedged shut. With some effort I managed to force the door open and the sight that greeted me was that of two naked gentlemen working in what in railway terms would be termed "multiple". Punkape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 16, 2018 Report Share Posted December 16, 2018 On 12/15/2018 at 3:09 PM, Alfie Noakes said: P.C. Terry Malka 33. What a wanker! Tosser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Punkape? They were going to Northampton rather than Wilmslow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 On 12/16/2018 at 11:40 AM, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Back in the early 1990s we had an afternoon train from Euston to Crewe which used old coaching stock with compartments. I was checking the tickets and came to a compartment where the blinds were pulled down and the doors wedged shut. With some effort I managed to force the door open and the sight that greeted me was that of two naked gentlemen working in what in railway terms would be termed "multiple". So what? I bet you had more than your fair share of good shuntings back in the days of steam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 20 minutes ago, judgetwi said: So what? I bet you had more than your fair share of good shuntings back in the days of steam. I bet that you are a DEMIC Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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