Earl of Punkape Posted September 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The rodents and small animals in Cheshire are more likely greased up, than tooled up. Your Gerbils are no doubt freshly shampooed and sleeping after a compressive weekend.... lol. Ponce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 15 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your Gerbils are no doubt freshly shampooed and sleeping after a compressive weekend.... lol. Ponce. Your gerbils are undoubtedly dead and hanging in your game larder for later (ab)use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 23, 2019 Report Share Posted September 23, 2019 46 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Your gerbils are undoubtedly dead and hanging in your game larder for later (ab)use. A rodent in a game larder would be most unhygienic. He inserts McDonald's paper straws in their anuses and uses them to swab the black man jizz out of his rectum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntjocky Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 23 hours ago, Glowworm said: I have heard that the rats, mice and hamsters all carry knives in London just to be safe. I had a penknife at school once...i lost it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 On 07/03/2019 at 20:25, Decimus said: What about shit-stabbing? Your bellicose nonsense aside, I imagine that you're all Lord Longford where that's concerned. He can’t make his mind up where he stands on this one.....Lord Longsword or Hairy Shitehouse. The dilemma of a 21st century batter and bowler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 On 07/03/2019 at 21:06, Cuntybaws said: I'm told they have ring pulls these days, so you don't even need that. You could then use the newly-removed lid to scoop out the slippery contents, before taking the sharp edge to your fucking wrists in despair at how low your life had sunk. You’ve pulled open a few rings in your time I’ll bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 On 23/09/2019 at 09:20, Eddie said: Another 5 stabbings in London this weekend, still as long as the focus stays on more important issues such as who is now gender neutral I can be proud of the inclusive, diverse country we now live in. Look They/Them have been stabbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Look They/Them have been stabbed. Cant say "stabbed" these days, Billy. It describes a rigid object being forced in and out of a wet hole - far too biased towards cis-gendered sexual practices. The correct term to use now is "aggressively cuddled with a bladed object". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: rigid object being forced in and out of a wet hole - ‘Punkered’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 32 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Cant say "stabbed" these days, Billy. It describes a rigid object being forced in and out of a wet hole - far too biased towards cis-gendered sexual practices. The correct term to use now is "aggressively cuddled with a bladed object". 'Slotted' I once confiscated a 3" lock knife from one of those white Essex kids that think they're Jamaican. He said; "What you doin' blud? Gimme back me borer" What the fuck is a 'borer' some new fucking gangsta term for 'shank'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: 'Slotted' I once confiscated a 3" lock knife from one of those white Essex kids that think they're Jamaican. He said; "What you doin' blud? Gimme back me borer" What the fuck is a 'borer' some new fucking gangsta term for 'shank'? Couldn't say. Up here in the great white North we don't have many wiggers. We've still got the chavs you lot would have put up with in the early 90's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 Just now, Roadkill said: Couldn't say. Up here in the great white North we don't have many wiggers. We've still got the chavs you lot would have put up with in the early 90's. Sounds like paradise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sounds like paradise. Oh its great. Living every day with the growing dread of the great brown tides showing up on the horizon, our only retreat being over the Wall and into the wild lands to be robbed for heroin money by the Scots. I just hope I can figure out how to hotwire a boat from the marina before the day comes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Couldn't say. Up here in the great white North we don't have many wiggers. We've still got the chavs you lot would have put up with in the early 90's. Im finding it increasingly difficult to replace my Burberry cap.My last one was in my Mk4 Cortina when it was stolen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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