Miles Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 I do hope that any benefits have been stopped after their virtual win. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8941567/career-criminals-denied-lotto-win-stolen-debit-card/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 Fortune favours the feckless, reckless and criminals. What would you mete out in punishment, Guard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 20 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Fortune favours the feckless, reckless and criminals. What would you mete out in punishment, Guard? They take more risks and buy more tickets . I would limit payouts to £1 for cunts with recent criminal records. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Umbongo Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 £10 for a fucking scratch card! That would buy nearly 2 pints of Spick lager in a Norwich gay bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 What's it got to do with the lottery cunts?..they got their quid so fucking pay up.Let the cunts have it,give it 6 months they'll be broke and probably dead in a ditch,the economy gets a 4 million quid boost and the pair of cunts won't bother anyone again,everyone's a winner 'bon de duche' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 So I come in from the pub with my carry out and my halal chicken shish ( no chilli sauce but i’ll have some extra tomatoes if you don’t mind Abdul) and my invitation to visit the local mosque folded neatly in my wallet, and I am confronted with this disappointment. Poor old Lady P, reduced to plumbing the depths of the Sun website in order to find something to say. Well now the BBC website has become remoanerscorner.com I don’t suppose the dozy old bag has much choice. As for the matter in hand, if the lottery bandits are going to start denying winnings to people who are lowlife cunts then who is going to buy their tickets in the first place? They haven’t thought this through. So they used other people’s money to make their purchase? So what, it happens every day. It’s called “Parliamentary expenses.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, judgetwi said: So I come in from the pub with my carry out and my halal chicken shish ( no chilli sauce but i’ll have some extra tomatoes if you don’t mind Abdul) and my invitation to visit the local mosque folded neatly in my wallet, and I am confronted with this disappointment. Poor old Lady P, reduced to plumbing the depths of the Sun website in order to find something to say. Well now the BBC website has become remoanerscorner.com I don’t suppose the dozy old bag has much choice. As for the matter in hand, if the lottery bandits are going to start denying winnings to people who are lowlife cunts then who is going to buy their tickets in the first place? They haven’t thought this through. So they used other people’s money to make their purchase? So what, it happens every day. It’s called “Parliamentary expenses.” The fact that you respectfully folded the invitation to the mosque, and conscientiously put it in your wallet, in front of the enemy, makes you a massive queer. You fucking disgust me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, judgetwi said: So I come in from the pub with my carry out and my halal chicken shish ( no chilli sauce but i’ll have some extra tomatoes if you don’t mind Abdul) and my invitation to visit the local mosque folded neatly in my wallet, and I am confronted with this disappointment. Poor old Lady P, reduced to plumbing the depths of the Sun website in order to find something to say. Well now the BBC website has become remoanerscorner.com I don’t suppose the dozy old bag has much choice. As for the matter in hand, if the lottery bandits are going to start denying winnings to people who are lowlife cunts then who is going to buy their tickets in the first place? They haven’t thought this through. So they used other people’s money to make their purchase? So what, it happens every day. It’s called “Parliamentary expenses.” Paddy Power, Ladbrokes et al will refuse entry to anyone unless wearing a tie and recently polished real leather shoes and producing a cv detailing all academic qualifications to at least A level.(No pun intended) and a current CRB check. Only then will they permit you to enter and have every penny You have stolen from you, responsibly of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Paddy Power, Ladbrokes et al will refuse entry to anyone unless wearing a tie and recently polished real leather shoes and producing a cv detailing all academic qualifications to at least A level.(No pun intended) and a current CRB check. Only then will they permit you to enter and have every penny You have stolen from you, responsibly of course. Stop trying to be clever, and fucking smell the coffee Billy. This fucking cunt humiliates himself in front of jihadis, just to prevent them from jizzing on his kebab and claiming it's garlic sauce. I'm absolutely pissed out of my skull and probably don't mean any of this. Mostly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 19 minutes ago, judgetwi said: So I come in from the pub with my carry out and my halal chicken shish ( no chilli sauce but i’ll have some extra tomatoes if you don’t mind Abdul) and my invitation to visit the local mosque folded neatly in my wallet, and I am confronted with this disappointment. Poor old Lady P, reduced to plumbing the depths of the Sun website in order to find something to say. Well now the BBC website has become remoanerscorner.com I don’t suppose the dozy old bag has much choice. As for the matter in hand, if the lottery bandits are going to start denying winnings to people who are lowlife cunts then who is going to buy their tickets in the first place? They haven’t thought this through. So they used other people’s money to make their purchase? So what, it happens every day. It’s called “Parliamentary expenses.” What were you saying about too much information on the 'Carl' thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop trying to be clever, and fucking smell the coffee Billy. This fucking cunt humiliates himself in front of jihadis, just to prevent them from jizzing on his kebab and claiming it's garlic sauce. I'm absolutely pissed out of my skull and probably don't mean any of this. Mostly. Ok, despite the abuse i’ll give you a free tip because i’m a nice bloke. Don’t go anywhere near the Marathon on Sunday. Trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Ok, despite the abuse i’ll give you a free tip because i’m a nice bloke. Don’t go anywhere near the Marathon on Sunday. Trust me. I do trust you. Why should I not? Edited April 26, 2019 by Eric Cuntman Is there suicide bombers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 6 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Ok, despite the abuse i’ll give you a free tip because i’m a nice bloke. Don’t go anywhere near the Marathon on Sunday. Trust me. They’re called ‘Snickers’ now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: They’re called ‘Snickers’ now Now you've just reminded me that Opal Fruits are now called Starburst. Now you've started me the fuck off proper. I'm cunting well fuming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Now you've just reminded me that Opal Fruits are now called Starburst. Now you've started me the fuck off proper. I'm cunting well fuming. Pen must be overdue for a rebranding ( with a very hot iron) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 13 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Ok, despite the abuse i’ll give you a free tip because i’m a nice bloke. Don’t go anywhere near the Marathon on Sunday. Trust me. You wouldn’t catch me within 42.2 Km of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The fact that you respectfully folded the invitation to the mosque, and conscientiously put it in your wallet, in front of the enemy, makes you a massive queer. You fucking disgust me. Allah Snackbar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Allah Snackbar Don't start fucking about with Jundhi language. The next thing you know, you'll wake up wearing 16 kilos of C4 and expected to run towards Big Ben screaming something vaguely Arabic. It's a slippery slope. Ask that stupid fucking cunt that pretends to have three dead babies and lives in Syria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 29 minutes ago, DrCunt said: What were you saying about too much information on the 'Carl' thread? I was saying the bloke is a boring cunt. Do you remoaner fucking arselickers need every fucking thing explained to you? Pick up on the nuances shitbrain........eg.. your fucking vote don’t count so fuck off cunt. Do you understand that one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 33 minutes ago, King Billy said: They’re called ‘Snickers’ now I just had a phone call from the 1980s. They said, “tell that wanker we want our jokes back.” Well?.......what the fuck do you want me to tell them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't start fucking about with Jundhi language. The next thing you know, you'll wake up wearing 16 kilos of C4 and expected to run towards Big Ben screaming something vaguely Arabic. It's a slippery slope. Ask that stupid fucking cunt that pretends to have three dead babies and lives in Syria. Eric, I'll keep this brief, I'm just back from the pub and. I'm fucking hammered (as usual). Great work bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 27 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I was saying the bloke is a boring cunt. Do you remoaner fucking arselickers need every fucking thing explained to you? Pick up on the nuances shitbrain........eg.. your fucking vote don’t count so fuck off cunt. Do you understand that one? Thanks for the explanation, I'd never have understood otherwise. The point I was making, as you have clearly failed to grasp, was that your Friday night specials are far, far more boring. In fact, you're extraordinarily one dimensional and tedious. What makes you think I'm a remoaner, you boring fuckwit? I've never expressed an opinion on the subject here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Eric, I'll keep this brief, I'm just back from the pub and. I'm fucking hammered (as usual). Great work bro. You're a fucking star around here Bugsy. I'm hammered too. I remember the night that you and I both wet ourselves when frank posted "Pwaan Cwacker". Halcyon days old fiend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 16 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I just had a phone call from the 1980s. They said, “tell that wanker we want our jokes back.” Well?.......what the fuck do you want me to tell them? They’ve got my pager number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: So I come in from the pub with my carry out and my halal chicken shish ( no chilli sauce but i’ll have some extra tomatoes if you don’t mind Abdul) and my invitation to visit the local mosque folded neatly in my wallet, and I am confronted with this disappointment. Poor old Lady P, reduced to plumbing the depths of the Sun website in order to find something to say. Well now the BBC website has become remoanerscorner.com I don’t suppose the dozy old bag has much choice. As for the matter in hand, if the lottery bandits are going to start denying winnings to people who are lowlife cunts then who is going to buy their tickets in the first place? They haven’t thought this through. So they used other people’s money to make their purchase? So what, it happens every day. It’s called “Parliamentary expenses.” Thank you Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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