Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 22 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Hang on, only a few days ago you were saying that Covid-19 was a "disappointing disease". No doubt after checking with your 'o' level school text books you've been trotting the Trump line that coronavirus is nothing to worry about, something no worse than seasonal flu you said, nothing that couldn't be sorted by boiling water and a sachet of Lemsip you said. Now you're giving the impression that the world has been visited upon by one of the four horseman of the apocalypse. So, what bought on your epiphany? His O-level textbook being a bus pass for the special bus, that used to take all the delinquents on trips to the local swamp under the guise of a geography trip, while everyone else was in class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 (edited) Good news at last: Sudan, has just 49 ICUs and 4 ventilators, with only 3 being in working order, and meanwhile Venezuela, have 89 ICUs for its population of 49m inbreds. Edited April 9, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 Yellow man bad. Chinese disease trade war commences. Fuck 'em all, the sadistic little bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 What was The Cold War, all about then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 17 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: What was The Cold War, all about then? Global domination via nukes. Times change once the balance in one sphere has been (semi) achieved. Gotta stay one step ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 22 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: What was The Cold War, all about then? It was a trade war between Findus and Birds eye. It was awful, frozen chips and fish fingers everywhere. Terrible. Captain Birdeye's boat was sunk. He went down with a few sea scouts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bernard Fuck said: Global domination via nukes. Times change once the balance in one sphere has been (semi) achieved. Gotta stay one step ahead. The Cold War, this current Flu War, it will be The Warm & Wet War next at this poxy rate. I wanna see a Dry War for once... Next question Barnyard: Wot's The War of The Roses, then smart arse, if it aint nicking yer neighbours prized blooms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The Cold War, this current Flu War, it will be The Warm & Wet War next at this poxy rate. I wanna see a Dry War for once... Next question Barnyard: Wot's The War of The Roses, then smart arse, if it aint nicking yer neighbours prized blooms? Stealing those low rent chocolates from your granny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 16 hours ago, Bernard Fuck said: Stealing those low rent chocolates from your granny. You'd rim her, you would. Gawd bless her little gusset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 Family album? Nice. You're not responsible that's for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Bernard Fuck said: Family album? Nice. You're not responsible that's for sure. I take it you've not met Roops yet then either? Phwoarrrr, She'll really do it for you, She will. Edited April 9, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING MY HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernard Fuck Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 24 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I take it you've not met Roops yet then either? Phwoarrrr, She'll really do it for you, She will. If her or any other loose wimminz here want to send me their nuddy pics that's fine. I'm not a gynaecologist but I'll have a fucking good look at it for ya. No facial details, I'd brown paper bag them anyway, it's the least I can do with the best I can afford. Life has taught me well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 15 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: You'd rim her, you would. Gawd bless her little gusset. Fucking fuck! She was a real looker in her day Roops.She’s fell out of bed now though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 50 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fucking fuck! She was a real looker in her day Roops.She’s fell out of bed now though. Aint she quite a catch, eh! Barnyard is well sorted, as so too is Roops to boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 BBC One Question time. The first cunt I’ve heard after switching channels is Peter Openshaw who’s apparently a professor and one of the UKs top experts in the field of viruses and plagues and lurgy bollocks. The first thing he insisted on explaining to the thick, obviously racist British TV audience was how great and how ‘generous’the Chinese government have been from the start in sharing their knowledge and data of the Chink flu with the world. He didn’t give us his expert opinion about the bastards sharing the plague with us in the first place without warning us. Anyone watching who didn’t know it was a BBC propaganda production might ask “What is this cunts agenda?” And then straight to some sweaty sock cuntwit ‘author’ Darren McGarvey who let us all into the game changing secret that Britain, being the inequality capital of Europe, second only to the USA worldwide was showing the virus to be far more of a threat to minority’s and poor people. That would probably be true if there were only two countries in the world, which there aren’t. At that point I was so confused and disturbed by the things I’d just learned that I had to go for a shit, which was the highlight of my day actually as I’ve recently been using a whole roll of Andrex per shite, because I’ve got loads hoarded and because i live in the second most unequal country on earth apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Fucking fuck! She was a real looker in her day Roops.She’s fell out of bed now though. Fucking hell. She makes that old fucker who climbed out the bath in The Shining look like Sam Fox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hell. She makes that old fucker who climbed out the bath in The Shining look like Sam Fox. That's Pen on VE Day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's Pen on VE Day. It's not. She was with the Honorable Artillery Company having her undercarriage greased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 those of you who know me well, know how much I enjoy seeing toffs killed in skiing accidents and avalanches. So imagine my rage on hearing about these cunts moaning about losing £17,000 on their chalet booking. I honestly hope they die tonight, the greedy Audi driving cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: those of you who know me well, know how much I enjoy seeing toffs killed in skiing accidents and avalanches. So imagine my rage on hearing about these cunts moaning about losing £17,000 on their chalet booking. I honestly hope they die tonight, the greedy Audi driving cunts. Good point Ratty. It brings back memories of Mrs Schumacher moaning about Michael having only used his very expensive new skis once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: those of you who know me well, know how much I enjoy seeing toffs killed in skiing accidents and avalanches. So imagine my rage on hearing about these cunts moaning about losing £17,000 on their chalet booking. I honestly hope they die tonight, the greedy Audi driving cunts. Stupid cunt has his vest inside out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Stupid cunt has his vest inside out quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 11 hours ago, King Billy said: Good point Ratty. It brings back memories of Mrs Schumacher moaning about Michael having only used his very expensive new skis once. indeed Will. Mass graves in Jew York I hear. Perhaps Babi Yar will open for business again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 13 hours ago, ratcum said: those of you who know me well, know how much I enjoy seeing toffs killed in skiing accidents and avalanches. So imagine my rage on hearing about these cunts moaning about losing £17,000 on their chalet booking. I honestly hope they die tonight, the greedy Audi driving cunts. I'd take that £17,000 and pay 2 Sherpas to create avalanches at the top of every resort. Bury the lot of them and imagine them choking on Caribou piss. Skiing is for Mincers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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