King Billy Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I've got an infection on my knee. Do you think it might be a good idea to spend less time sucking cock in the gents at the Admiral Duncan on your weekly ‘boys night out’ with Frank? Just asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 On 24/11/2023 at 20:36, Old Chap Raasclaat said: KB, my mate John was going to join the corner, he caught Covid, developed long Covid and is now known as Long John Covid... Lol. He so wasted from Covid, he can't gather the strength to sign up. I think he's a lazy cunt. He sounds like a bloody good bloke to me Raas. An absolute tragedy tbh as it looks like he’ll be fucking pushing up the daisies any day soon, the lazy cunt. I’ve found that if he’s married it’s best to give the grieving widow a bit of space to come to terms with her loss (at least 24 hours but no more than 48) then call round with some flowers from the petrol station and a four pack of Red Stripe and give her a heartfelt consoling hug, a couple of minutes of reminiscing about what a great husband to her and friend to you he was, followed by a damn good seeing to up the wrongun while she’s still in shock due to her sudden loss. If she starts calling you ‘her rock’ or any of that bollocks just block her on your phone until after the funeral. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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