Where's Abdul ?

[Eric Cuntman]

On 08/02/2024 at 19:40, entitled little cunt said:

2 strokes were and are the hooligan bikes of their era .Small ,light, cheap and insanely fast compared to  4 strokes twice their capacity. Yamaha Rd's, especially the LC.I bought a 350 lc new in 1982 ,  Barry sheen replica paint  by dream machine .Open it up and let that front wheel lift , handled like a dream.Those were the days .4 strokes caught on , the CBX 550 I guess was one of the first fast 4 stroke light weights .Then there was an avalanche of the things but they all lacked that 2 stroke antisocial , uncivilised fuck you attitude ,especially when screaming through  allspeeds or micron pipes .

Honda Super-Cub 90 is where it’s at. 

[entitled little cunt]

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Honda Super-Cub 90 is where it’s at. 

Worth a lot of money now .How many of them were nicked and ridden round the local park .

[Eric Cuntman]

5 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Worth a lot of money now .How many of them were nicked and ridden round the local park .

Brilliant little things. The ultimate cheap, reliable getabout machine. Those little Honda engines are bulletproof. They probably still have them buzzing away under those fibreglass space scooters that chavs all seem to have.

[entitled little cunt]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Brilliant little things. The ultimate cheap, reliable getabout machine. Those little Honda engines are bulletproof. They probably still have them buzzing away under those fibreglass space scooters that chavs all seem to have.

Pull it put of the canal and it will start with a bit of fresh juice .

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, entitled little cunt said:

Pull it put of the canal and it will start with a bit of fresh juice .

I wheeled one home once that still had petrol in it. My dad took the spark plug out and wire brushed it, put it back in and it started about second or third kick.

[entitled little cunt]

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I wheeled one home once that still had petrol in it. My dad took the spark plug out and wire brushed it, put it back in and it started about second or third kick.

Strange to think they were the working class work horse , now they're all in Audi's , Mercedes  and BMW's pretending they're happy .

[King Billy]

On 08/02/2024 at 19:40, entitled little cunt said:

2 strokes were and are the hooligan bikes of their era .Small ,light, cheap and insanely fast compared to  4 strokes twice their capacity. Yamaha Rd's, especially the LC.I bought a 350 lc new in 1982 ,  Barry sheen replica paint  by dream machine .Open it up and let that front wheel lift , handled like a dream.Those were the days .4 strokes caught on , the CBX 550 I guess was one of the first fast 4 stroke light weights .Then there was an avalanche of the things but they all lacked that 2 stroke antisocial , uncivilised fuck you attitude ,especially when screaming through  allspeeds or micron pipes .

Forget about Viagra or sticky old grotmags. The banshee scream of a Kawasaki 750 H2, or a 500 H1 especially if accompanied by the sweet aroma of Castrol R40 smoke has always been guaranteed to send the claret rushing to my massive bell end (invariably followed immediately by a ‘two stroke’ wank).

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Honda Super-Cub 90 is where it’s at. 

Where’s my fucking pizza?

[King Billy]

56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Brilliant little things. The ultimate cheap, reliable getabout machine. Those little Honda engines are bulletproof. They probably still have them buzzing away under those fibreglass space scooters that chavs all seem to have.

The cub is by far the biggest selling m/c ever and variants of it are still in production.

[King Billy]

43 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Strange to think they were the working class work horse , now they're all in Audi's , Mercedes  and BMW's pretending they're happy .

When I’m out driving my imaginary M4 I often imagine what it would feel like to be happy. I guess I’ll never know unless I could somehow make up with (apologise to) The Vulcan, admit to being an idiot who’s been wrong about everything ever, and ask her for clues.

[ChildeHarold]

6 minutes ago, King Billy said:

When I’m out driving my imaginary M4 I often imagine what it would feel like to be happy. I guess I’ll never know unless I could somehow make up with (apologise to) The Vulcan, admit to being an idiot who’s been wrong about everything ever, and ask her for clues.

So Mrs Columbo gets a mention again. Celebrating power sharing or the recent court decision to prosecute Soldier "F"? Either way you both deserve a distraction. 

[Eric Cuntman]

14 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

So Mrs Columbo gets a mention again. Celebrating power sharing or the recent court decision to prosecute Soldier "F"? Either way you both deserve a distraction. 

Mrs Columbo was played by Kate Mulgrew but only ever appeared in a spin off series.

 Serious points if you can tell  me Lieutenant Columbo’s first name? And extra points if you know how the fact exists.

[ChildeHarold]

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Mrs Columbo was played by Kate Mulgrew but only ever appeared in a spin off series.

 Serious points if you can tell  me Lieutenant Columbo’s first name? And extra points if you know how the fact exists.

Only in the presence of my lawyer. Give me my phone call. 

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Only in the presence of my lawyer. Give me my phone call. 

It’s ‘Frank’. It appears on his police ID for a brief moment in one of the episodes with Patrick McGoohan. Someone with too much time on their hands froze and enlarged it.

[King Billy]

15 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

So Mrs Columbo gets a mention again. Celebrating power sharing or the recent court decision to prosecute Soldier "F"? Either way you both deserve a distraction. 

I’ve previously had my say on what I think about the political prosecutions of ex British soldiers for actions taken against murderous fenian vermin scum during the NI ‘troubles’ (or IPMO, Integrated Pest Management Operation), a term commonly used by pest control companies, which was adopted unofficially by the RUC and Army top brass when discussing operations to take out known, active IRA units. The SAS kill squad units were quite often apparently only referred to as ‘The Rentokil guys’ and their targets as ‘field mice’, or ‘roaches and bedbugs’ if they happened to be at home happily sleeping when the exterminators came a calling.

Fuck em.

 

 

 

[ChildeHarold]

11 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I’ve previously had my say on what I think about the political prosecutions of ex British soldiers for actions taken against murderous fenian vermin scum during the NI ‘troubles’ (or IPMO, Integrated Pest Management Operation), a term commonly used by pest control companies, which was adopted unofficially by the RUC and Army top brass when discussing operations to take out known, active IRA units. The SAS kill squad units were quite often apparently only referred to as ‘The Rentokil guys’ and their targets as ‘field mice’, or ‘roaches and bedbugs’ if they happened to be at home happily sleeping when the exterminators came a calling.

Fuck em.

 

 

 

I suppose it takes a cunt to catch a cunt. On another level I don't rate the SAS. There's a lot of hype around them but fucking hell where have they really been tested? 

[ChildeHarold]

45 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It’s ‘Frank’. It appears on his police ID for a brief moment in one of the episodes with Patrick McGoohan. Someone with too much time on their hands froze and enlarged it.

Ah! There were some great star turns on the shows. Donald Pleasance was great, Jack Cassidy, Leonard Nimoy, etc. 

[King Billy]

9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I suppose it takes a cunt to catch a cunt. On another level I don't rate the SAS. There's a lot of hype around them but fucking hell where have they really been tested? 

What rank do you currently hold in The Salvation Army? 
You never know, one day you might work your way up the ranks and get your own triangle, or (I know it’s a long shot but anything’s possible) a tambourine. 
Jesus wants you for a moonbeam.

[ChildeHarold]

11 hours ago, King Billy said:

What rank do you currently hold in The Salvation Army? 
You never know, one day you might work your way up the ranks and get your own triangle, or (I know it’s a long shot but anything’s possible) a tambourine. 
Jesus wants you for a moonbeam.

Repeat customer. I don’t believe in donating. Anyway, the police say (hopefully) they saw him on Chelsea Bridge and didn't see him walk off either end, hence the dive into the Thames theory.

Suppose he got picked up in a car? 

In my book. No body or Abdul no answer. 

 

[Penny Farthing]

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Repeat customer. I don’t believe in donating. Anyway, the police say (hopefully) they saw him on Chelsea Bridge and didn't see him walk off either end, hence the dive into the Thames theory.

Suppose he got picked up in a car? 

In my book. No body or Abdul no answer. 

 

Magic Carpet?

[entitled little cunt]

14 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I suppose it takes a cunt to catch a cunt. On another level I don't rate the SAS. There's a lot of hype around them but fucking hell where have they really been tested? 

In the desert during WW2, in forests around I think Poitiers during WW2, Iranian embassy siege , they certainly sorted out the carpet kneeler freedom fighters during that episode , Falklands conflict also .I think they sniff around a lot of carpet kneeler malarkey that we the plebs don't get to hear about , little Muhammed  making explosives in the bedroom of  his mums house , that sort of thing .

[entitled little cunt]

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

Magic Carpet?

Fish the one eyed  cunt out of  the Thames and put him in a jibbett at Dover to rot .That will make the new arrivals think twice about  setting foot in the land of milk and honey .They'd be swimming back to France to continue their careers as engineers and doctors. 

[entitled little cunt]

16 hours ago, King Billy said:

Forget about Viagra or sticky old grotmags. The banshee scream of a Kawasaki 750 H2, or a 500 H1 especially if accompanied by the sweet aroma of Castrol R40 smoke has always been guaranteed to send the claret rushing to my massive bell end (invariably followed immediately by a ‘two stroke’ wank).

Oooo, the original widow maker .The KH range of triples were better wank material than Mary Millington, especially the 500 and the 750.The kettle was a bit more refined , less antisocial  but still a very nice machine .a little bit of me died with the passing of the RD500lc and the RG500, the last of the real  nutter 2 strokes .

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

Magic Carpet?

Without a body the case can't be closed must be very annoying for the Met. Strange how they're always there to nick YOU but can't fucking find this guy. 

[entitled little cunt]

15 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Without a body the case can't be closed must be very annoying for the Met. Strange how they're always there to nick YOU but can't fucking find this guy. 

A lot of people throwing themselves into rivers lately according to the police .What if there's a killer going around throwing people in?.My main suspect would be Jacob Rees-mogg.