Wolfie

I thought you lived in Devon, Pen? Nevertheless, an obvious misspelling.

Sheffield isn't sunny, not now and generally not ever. Blatant derailment of your own thread. Idiot.

Good morning, Thunder Thong.

Frank could wear the suit to his favourite eatery. Maître d: "Good evening, Mr Jawaplopoulos. Your usual table for one, sir?". Lol.

It'll go well with your non-prescription, stupid fucking Sue Pollard glasses.

Yee-haw Rocky!

He's right, Eric. It has made public appearances once or twice, though mostly unintentionally.

What's the name of the latest 6"4 Milanese hunk to join the team, Frank? https://www.ozwaldboateng.co.uk/bespoke-consultation Or is Ozwald himself conducting your 'bespoke consultation'? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozwald_Boateng

You had an opportunity to be satirical or funny, but you failed, predictably. You're too stupid to be here. Get off the site.

What precisely do you mean?

In bold: like Jimmy Savile, you mean? Re dog shitting (unless this image was taken from your hard drive or @and PMd it to you), you must have Googled 'dog shitting runny' or similar; quite an internet history you're building, eh? Still, I'd imagine you've searched for much worse in the past... Lol indeed.

Do you think the further north one heads in general, the higher the proportion of nonces, Reptyle?

You can actually be amusing sometimes, Drew, which begs the question: why are you so incredibly shit 95% of the time?

With a bit of Bresslaw Photoshopping, it might just as easily be the picture accompanying Pen's very brief obituary.

Her ethnicity doesn't bother me one iota; my Hitler 'tache would be caked in her fanny batter in no time once the wine gets flowing and Countdown board game makes an appearance. Not that I'm ever likely to get the chance.