Mike Hunt

BLM and racism are the ace of spades for Bleck troublemakers.

Him and Ric Ocasek made Lemmy look like Tom Cruise. And what's that in the top LHC?

What's wrong with being sexy?

Check out the lyrics to Pinhead. The song was a reference to Freaks.

Eventually lol, it's effing obvious if you know Pinhead, although Joey only referred to one 😛. But they're still fucking gorgeous 👍

"She had a walking frame, but she had a knife." If she'd been an Aborigine they'd have gently taken her inside and made her a pot of tea.

Maybe if it's your 18th.

They found his head and shoulders on the beach.

Might have been this one

Only 2 colossal things I remember about Faith Brown.

Mrs Vacant always brings to mind that self-pitying chubby Adele, whose imagination for album titles is almost as wild as Sid's is for women from the land of the karma sutra. Why? Cos they're both pretty and all the media ever let you see was their head and shoulders. Which reminds me of the old joke about how we knew Mountbatten had dandruff.

So where do Ant and Dec fit in then, cos both of them are about as funny as Mrs Roops with PMT.

Maybe someone can suggest that to the U2 guitarist.

Not funny at all, it fact it was a chain in the arse.

I can name them - Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy. Edit - oh FFS, I'm in for a shafting now, forgot to quote you

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1770042/phillip-schofield-replacement-dancing-on-ice-stephen-mulhern I'm absolutely certain this had absolutely nothing to do with it. He loved nothing more than skating on thin ice.

Fucking ridiculous name, should have been Uncle Remus & Pliers attached to teeth 😁

I will as well

No, that's my mate Van The Man.

Formby actually.

To be fair I'd overlooked that, but then again I've overlooked Merseyside for several decades.

Compromised as in "we'll be telling The Sun you were in the mortuary fucking Terry Wogan's fetid corpse if you don't co-operate"?